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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,140 Hey, Viva. 2 00:00:12,660 --> 00:00:16,079 You know like openness right in front of your face? 3 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,160 You mean like me? 4 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:21,900 Ow! It's burning my eyes! 5 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,100 Ow! 6 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,340 That was cool. 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,160 Yeah, that was cool. 8 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:39,770 Come on, Crystal. No one's here. Let's try the basketball courts. I know a 9 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:41,250 couple of dealers who hang out there. 10 00:00:41,610 --> 00:00:44,290 Hang on. I think I see just what we need. 11 00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:48,190 That guy is tweaking for sure. 12 00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:51,530 Are you holding, Sugar? 13 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:58,770 Wow, yeah. Yeah, I am holding. See? I am holding. Well, that's great, Sugar, 14 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,950 because I really need to score. 15 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:05,030 You do? 16 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:11,340 Well, I am holding. I need you to come with me, though. Is that all right? 17 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,780 Yeah. We can do this wherever you want, baby. 18 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,140 Oh, yeah. 19 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,600 Great. 20 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,700 Just get in the van. 21 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,640 Whoa. Is she going to do it, too? 22 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:30,280 Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. She just can't get enough. 23 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 The moon. 24 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,460 I feel like it's dysfunctional. Is that Snooki in there? 25 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,500 That's Dina. 26 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:51,540 Oh, God. 27 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,900 I don't care for Dina. 28 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,420 You know, you can just throw anything at these guidos and they'll do something 29 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:04,100 with it. You know, like a ball, you know, and then a box, you know. 30 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:09,710 I think that's the box that that ball came in from the other episode. 31 00:02:10,110 --> 00:02:13,230 It just so happens that Dina defies the law of intelligence. 32 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,790 Whoa, there's a law of intelligence? 33 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:18,530 Uh, yeah. 34 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,390 You better hire a lawyer, Beavis. 35 00:02:24,590 --> 00:02:25,590 Cardboard balls. 36 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:30,230 Oh, 37 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,610 did they break up? 38 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:33,910 Uh, yeah. 39 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,900 They both wanted to see other guidos. 40 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,560 I go to sleep in my own bed tonight, alone. 41 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,520 She sleeps alone for the first time ever. 42 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,540 Luckily, 43 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:48,420 I sleep in the smush room. 44 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,100 Yeah. 45 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:53,600 There's always plenty of guidos coming in and out of there. 46 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,640 She'll be fine. 47 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,300 Well, are we going to do it here? 48 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,379 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,380 Here is good, yeah. 50 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:07,040 Let's do it. No, Gary wouldn't trust us with the money, but don't worry, you'll 51 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:07,759 get paid. 52 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,820 Whoa. Yeah, yeah. 53 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,960 We don't expect you to just give it to us for free. 54 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,200 Less than you want to. 55 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,140 Damn it, Sapphire, stay on the damn road. 56 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,660 I'm just saying, if they want to give us a little taste, where's the harm? 57 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:23,900 She makes a good point. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, and I like getting 58 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:24,960 paid, you know, but I mean... 59 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:26,770 Anything wrong with a little taste? 60 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:28,670 Come to butthead. 61 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:33,430 Get back and drive. 62 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:36,710 Damn it. Nobody is tasting nothing till we get to the set. 63 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:40,530 The set? We're doing a porno. I'm a porn star. 64 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:45,950 Stop her. I think she's a porn star, but she's really just a flopper. Shut up, 65 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:48,190 whore. Whoa, you're a porn star? 66 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:49,470 Hell yeah. 67 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,220 Then let's get to the set. 68 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,440 Oh, yeah. 69 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,340 There's going to be some holding, you know what I'm saying? 70 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,680 Hey, 71 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:07,300 y 'all. This here is Beavis and Butthead. Yes, the stars of the party 72 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:08,300 are here. 73 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,080 Whoa, these guys already know we're porn stars. 74 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,520 Yeah, we haven't even done it yet. Now we can start. 75 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:20,760 Tim. You have it fixed yet? I'm trying. I told you we really needed a dual -band 76 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,200 HD streaming router. 77 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:26,420 And I told you we don't have enough money. It was either go to the office 78 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:27,580 store or get drugs. 79 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:32,680 I made an executive decision, and I stand by it. Gary, what are you and your 80 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,880 friends doing in there? 81 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,360 Nothing, Ma. 82 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,720 Do you and your friends want some sandwiches? 83 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,160 Shut up! 84 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:46,300 Man, I love crank, especially chasing that white dragon. What exactly are you 85 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,480 guys holding? Break it out. 86 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,820 You want to see my crank? 87 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,700 Yeah, me. I don't show my white dragon to dudes. 88 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Sorry. You've never shown it to chicks either, dumbass. 89 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,300 Oh, yeah, me. 90 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,550 But I don't show it to dudes on purpose. 91 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,370 See what I'm saying? Not even in the gym. Come on, guys. Break out the stuff. 92 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:09,330 Yeah, this better be good stuff. Better than the dual band router I was going to 93 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:10,330 get. Break out the drugs. 94 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,650 What are you talking about? 95 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:13,930 We don't have any drugs. 96 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:15,469 No drugs. 97 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:19,090 And no router. But you said you found someone. You probably did it all behind 98 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:20,090 our back. 99 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:21,370 Hey, 100 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,210 so do we do it now? 101 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:25,810 Yeah, we should probably get going on this. 102 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,120 Cool. 103 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,280 A fight. 104 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,360 So am I. 105 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:39,760 Are they actually at Dave and Buster's? 106 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:42,420 No. 107 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:47,660 I think like if you knock someone out on top of that Dave and Buster's logo, you 108 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,840 get like free cheese sticks or something. 109 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,080 I can never tell what they're yelling. 110 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,200 Yeah, I don't even know how these guys are supposed to hear any of this. 111 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:06,900 Just sounds like... Whoa. 112 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,240 Right in the nose. 113 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:18,100 This guy's like, okay, now your body is telling you something's wrong. 114 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:20,980 Oh, 115 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:23,120 they're all worried about this dude? 116 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,860 Is your foot okay? 117 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,920 Did you break your toe on his schlong? 118 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,780 Wes, deep, three breaths. Deep breaths. 119 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,340 Breathe through your nose, out your mouth. 120 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,420 He's so dumb, they had to tell him how to breathe. 121 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,000 In through your nose, out through your mouth. 122 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,399 That's it. 123 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,840 The nose is the one on top. 124 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,400 Winner by majority decision, McSweeney. 125 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:49,820 You can't beat Iron Schlong McSweeney. 126 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,200 Okay, now come get your tokens, guys. 127 00:06:57,049 --> 00:07:01,430 Damn it! He told me he was holding. 128 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,170 Look at the way he talks. 129 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,790 I thought he was tweaking. 130 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:08,090 Gary, what's with all the yelling? Not now, Ma! 131 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:12,950 What's going on, butthead? How come everybody's, like, talking instead of 132 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:15,230 it? Oh, no. 133 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:19,130 This must be the story part of the porno. Damn it. 134 00:07:19,790 --> 00:07:21,090 I hate that part. 135 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,380 Okay, everybody freeze. What's going on in here? 136 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,760 Nothing. I swear. 137 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:30,140 I'm just making a movie. 138 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,040 Actually, nothing illegal is going on. 139 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:38,900 We're making an adult film, but all my performers are over 18. 140 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,180 And there are no drugs here. 141 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,880 None at all. Eh. 142 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:47,820 Can you dumbasses get done with all this talking story crap so we can start 143 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:48,960 doing it with the chicks? 144 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,600 Yeah, this story really sucks. 145 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:53,260 The dialogue is horrible. 146 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:57,480 Yeah, I mean, most porn is bad, but this one is really bad. 147 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,800 Yeah, come on, we're ready to be porn stars. 148 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,020 I'm ready for my close -up. 149 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:03,820 Of my butt. 150 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:08,300 These two don't look 18. 151 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,780 That's because we're not. 152 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:14,860 Butthole. Looks like you're under arrest. 153 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:20,200 Oh, no, no, no. That's Beavis and Butthead. They're not performers. 154 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,500 Yeah, right. 155 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,280 Beavis and Butthead. Sounds like porn names to me. We're going to figure all 156 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,280 this out downtown. 157 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:29,540 There you go. 158 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:33,799 Gary, what's going on? Not now, Ma. 159 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:35,799 Damn it, this sucks. 160 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,179 Yeah, but the story part's going to be over pretty soon. 161 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,380 And then we're going to do it with those chicks. 162 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,640 Oh, yeah. 163 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,660 Don't worry, boys. You'll be placed in a protective custody. 164 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,040 Yeah. 165 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:54,700 Protection. You know, I always imagined my first time would be like this. 11555