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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,909 --> 00:00:21,590 Whoa. This is going to be cool. 2 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:22,870 Yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,410 Yeah, we got to try that. 4 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:28,590 We interrupt this presentation for a new seven special report. 5 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:33,560 Ah! Dammit, Mavis, change it back. I didn't do that. And the scene here, 6 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,900 is positively apocalyptic. 7 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:42,320 A freight train has derailed, causing a potentially toxic gas leak. As a 8 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:47,940 precaution, a 20 -block radius of North Highland is currently being evacuated. 9 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,720 Uh, I think this is, like, the news. 10 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,400 This is an emergency evacuation. 11 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,140 Damn it. Anyone home? What's going on out there? 12 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,020 We're trying to watch TV. 13 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,260 Yeah, really. 14 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,900 It's probably that census dude again. 15 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:06,720 He's a real butthole. 16 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,100 He said head of household. 17 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:32,240 being forced to evacuate this scene of utter apocalyptic devastation. Miguel, 18 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,100 feels like we are in the center of hell. 19 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:38,700 What does apoplectic mean? 20 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:44,200 I think it means like when it's the end of the world, like in that movie. 21 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,840 Well, that means it's like the apocalypse now. 22 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,240 Maybe. 23 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,230 Let's go check it out. 24 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:53,690 Okay. 25 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,210 Yeah, maybe this will be cool. 26 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:02,470 This is your final warning. All residents must evacuate the area. 27 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,250 This is your final warning. 28 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:08,009 All residents must evacuate the area. 29 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:11,770 Whoa. How come it's all quiet and stuff? 30 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:13,690 Where is everybody? 31 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:19,150 Oh, yeah. I think, like, part of the end of the world is that, like, everybody's 32 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:20,150 dead. 33 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,040 Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. Are we dead? 34 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,760 I guess not. 35 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,220 Oh, yeah, yeah. 36 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,840 Whoa. Hey, Beavis. I just thought of something. 37 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:36,100 If everybody's dead, but we're not dead, you know what that means? 38 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,400 No. 39 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,540 We are the last people on Earth. 40 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:41,740 What, really? 41 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,540 We can go anywhere and do anything. 42 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:45,980 Yeah, yeah, anything. 43 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:51,020 There's no one to tell us what not to do. Yeah, there's nobody to say, no, no, 44 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,860 no, don't burn that. No, no, no, don't set that on fire. 45 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,580 Beavis, the world is ours. 46 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:00,700 Yeah, yeah. 47 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,960 It doesn't get any better than this, Beavis. 48 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,740 Yep. The end of the world kicks ass. 49 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:26,820 Hey, 50 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,520 Butt -head, check it out. 51 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,600 We're rich. 52 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:35,680 We don't need money, dumbass. Everything is free from now on. Oh, yeah, yeah. We 53 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,420 can just, like, take whatever we want. This isn't going to be cool. 54 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:43,120 You know what I'm going to do, Butt -head? I'm going to use every toilet in 55 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,120 town. 56 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,950 Okay. I may not even flush. 57 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:51,250 Because I don't have to. I don't have to do anything. 58 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:56,930 I'm like full. 59 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,250 Yeah, me too. 60 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,330 So what do we do now? 61 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:05,990 Like go home? No, butt monkey. The world is ours, remember? 62 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:08,390 We can live anywhere we want to. 63 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:09,610 Oh, yeah. 64 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:14,990 Let's go live at Stuart's house. Yeah, yeah. You know, I've always wanted to 65 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:15,990 live there. 66 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,630 This is cool. 67 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,250 Too bad all the chicks are dead. 68 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:23,250 Yeah, yeah, but at least we got this. 69 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:36,890 Yeah, Copleps is cool. 70 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:42,330 Yeah, but, like, if we're gonna live here, we can't have Stuart's stupid crap 71 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,490 around. Yeah, really. 72 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,410 Yeah, we need to make it cool. Yeah. 73 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:48,670 We won't be needing this. 74 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:49,910 Yeah, really. 75 00:04:50,010 --> 00:04:51,010 Or this. 76 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:54,110 What kind of person buys one of these? 77 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:57,870 Yeah, this vase sucks, too. 78 00:04:58,150 --> 00:05:00,490 It's got a bunch of crap inside it. Whoa. 79 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:03,970 I think this is Stuart's grandma's ashes. 80 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:07,710 You mean she put her cigarettes out in a vase? That's disgusting. 81 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:11,290 There's no reason for that. Dammit, Beavis, you're making a mess. 82 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:13,790 And you're getting on my nerves. 83 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,290 Why don't you go, like, live somewhere else? 84 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:20,590 Okay, yeah, yeah. I will live at Anderson's. Or maybe Todd's. I bet that 85 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:21,590 is cooler than this house. 86 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:24,470 I'll live in both of them. Yeah, I'll use all the bathrooms. 87 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:27,230 Whoa. 88 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:29,230 Okay. chick. 89 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:30,390 Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,410 Huh? 91 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:38,570 Hey, baby. 92 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:40,290 Hey, 93 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:41,749 how's it going? 94 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,410 You two shouldn't be here. Both of you, come with me. 95 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,190 Okay. 96 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:50,990 I see your spacesuit saved you from the apococcal blips. 97 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,870 So, like, do you want to, like... 98 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:55,670 Recopulate the Earth? 99 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,290 Yeah, 100 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,110 where are the last two dudes left? You have no choice. 101 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:06,270 Unit 3 to base. I just found... No sign of stragglers. 102 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:09,790 Roger that. We've got it all clear anyway, so we're going to start 103 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:10,790 people to their homes. 104 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,050 Roger that. 105 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:16,710 No! Damn it! 106 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:20,530 We're the only two dudes left on Earth and we still didn't score. 107 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:22,410 That's not me. 108 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:26,470 Whoa. This house kicks ass. 109 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:31,130 I'm just going to go live in this house and flank my monkey for the rest of my 110 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:32,130 life. 111 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,030 This is going to be cool. 112 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:44,290 This is like one of those commercials where you don't know what it's 113 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:46,230 for. What is it for? 114 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:52,130 I think it's that one where the guy's like, when disaster strikes, you want to 115 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:53,130 be covered. 116 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:57,370 No, no, that one has that guy who used to be president before Obama. 117 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:03,390 Oh, it's another one of those boner drug commercials. 118 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:08,170 Every day, millions of Americans can't get wood. 119 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:11,650 Ask your doctor if Levitan is right for you. 120 00:07:13,370 --> 00:07:14,890 Side effects may kick ass. 121 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:18,110 Levitan may cause excessive vomiting. 122 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:19,330 Double vision. 123 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:21,790 Blurriness. Dizziness. 124 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:25,350 Confusion. And a boner that goes on for four hours. 125 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:28,530 That would be cool. 126 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:38,370 Coolest house I have ever seen. Yeah, yeah. You know, like, if we can't score, 127 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:39,990 at least we can live here. 128 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,790 Yeah. Whoever used to live here ruled. 129 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,570 Damn, 130 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,850 it's good to be home. 131 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,350 What the hell? 132 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,380 It's cool that there's still TV after the end of the world. 133 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,040 I think that's great. 134 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:17,620 Hey, get out of our house, butthole. I mean, I thought everybody else was dead. 135 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,020 Whoa, you're right. He's a zombie. 136 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,820 Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out of here. 137 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,740 I'm gonna kill you. 138 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120 Get the gun, Beavis. 139 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,760 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 140 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:30,480 Get out of my house. 141 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,419 Shoot him between the eyes, Beavis. 142 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,010 The world didn't end, did it? 143 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:49,710 No. 144 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,530 That sucks. 145 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:54,690 I wonder we didn't score. 146 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:57,450 Yeah. 147 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,970 Whoa, check it out. What happened? 148 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,300 Such a sad statement on humanity. 149 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:09,200 People returning to their homes only to find their property looted and 150 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:15,920 vandalized. The devastation is incredible, Miguel. The scene here is 151 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:20,020 apocalyptic. Sounds like somebody messed up Stewart's house. 152 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,700 Yeah. And after we worked so hard to make it cool. 153 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,040 Yeah, that sucks. 154 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,520 Bunghole! 10722

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