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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,260 --> 00:00:11,120 Class, this weekend I'm organizing a trip down to the Gulf of Mexico. As you 2 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:16,000 all well aware, this oil spill is a crisis of unprecedented proportion. 3 00:00:16,379 --> 00:00:19,380 It's done great damage to the wetlands. 4 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,280 Giant tar balls are washing up all along the coast. 5 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:26,200 And then there's the birds. 6 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:31,240 It's too late for a lot of the older birds, but we can still rescue the 7 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,180 Uh, chicks? 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:38,940 I'm listening. Yes, Butthead, so many of these poor chicks are dirty. They're 9 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:39,940 just filthy. 10 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:42,260 Whoa. Filthy chicks. 11 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:48,540 Filthy chicks. Yes, and we need people to go down there and wash them. Are 12 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:49,540 any volunteers? 13 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,040 Uh, yeah. 14 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:52,920 Count me in. 15 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,180 Yeah, this weekend's good for me. 16 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:56,780 Oh, great. 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,160 Thank you, Beavis and Butthead. 18 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:01,820 Filthy. 19 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,420 Hey, 20 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:19,060 is my hair messed up? You look wonderful. 21 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,300 The music's always horrible in these shows. 22 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,720 Yeah. 23 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,980 Best friend, best friend, best friend. 24 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:30,600 I don't know what. 25 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,020 I got a beautiful girlfriend. Oh, my God. I hope she don't break up with me 26 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:39,300 tonight. My dad's going to want my ass. His dad knows that he's a dumbass. 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,160 I think they're being a little too hard on themselves. I mean, they're not that 28 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:48,500 dumb. Yeah, really. I mean, they figured out how to get booze. 29 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,700 And that one dude said he has a girlfriend. 30 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,280 Plus, like, once you go to jail. 31 00:01:54,910 --> 00:02:00,150 You can get all the chicks you want. Yeah, chicks are like, ooh, he's been to 32 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:02,150 jail. Check him out. 33 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:07,750 You're human, I'm human. I've learned, he's learned. Okay, yeah, yeah. 34 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:09,949 He's learned. Come on, we haven't learned. 35 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:13,030 Come on, teach us. Where did you get the booze? 36 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:14,670 And how did you get the girlfriend? 37 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:18,370 These guys are just so cool. 38 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:22,890 Yeah, it's like we're sitting here on the couch, and they're out there making 39 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:23,890 happen. 40 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:29,230 Yeah, it's like they're doing things and getting girlfriends and booze. 41 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:35,270 Yeah, see, we need to get up off our butts and go figure things out and do 42 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:36,710 like Roger and John here. 43 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:37,950 Yeah. 44 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,250 Yeah. 45 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:43,670 Finally, MTV's putting on some, like, inspirational shows. 46 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:49,470 Officer Wickham's going to give them both a cavity search. 47 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,550 Thanks for coming, guys. 48 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:59,650 It's always great to have new volunteers looking to help out. Yeah. 49 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:01,570 We're just here for the chicks. 50 00:03:01,990 --> 00:03:03,390 And the filthy ones. 51 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:08,430 All right. Now, before we get started, you have to learn how to do it right. 52 00:03:09,570 --> 00:03:11,250 Here's a beautiful one. 53 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:16,310 Now, watch me closely. Once you're ready, you can start rubbing and 54 00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:23,110 Okay. Whenever you put that bird down... Let me in there. Rub all over, okay? 55 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,610 Start with the breast. 56 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,690 That's the most sensitive area. 57 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:32,570 Once they're clean, the chicks relax and the rest becomes much... Not yet. 58 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:36,870 I know you're eager, but you have to take your time. The whole thing should 59 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:37,930 about a half an hour. 60 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:39,170 That's right, baby. 61 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:41,690 Nice and slow. 62 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:43,510 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:47,830 Maya, sorry to bug you, but Mitch threw up again. 64 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,790 I can't say I blame him. 65 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:52,030 Boys, are you ready to get really dirty? 66 00:03:52,450 --> 00:03:54,470 Yeah. I mean, filthy. 67 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,270 Maya? 68 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,060 I don't think there's anything too filthy for me. 69 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,840 Me neither. 70 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,500 You two. 71 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,080 Okay, now usually when we do this, you end up covered in oil. 72 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:12,340 Usually when I do this, I mean, I've never done it, but when I think about 73 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:14,080 it, I end up covered in lotion. 74 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,140 No problem. 75 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,839 Hey, where's she going? 76 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,620 She's going to go clean up that dude's barf. 77 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,700 Wow. Well, you know, whatever she's into, you know. 78 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,020 We better have some oil ready for when she gets back. 79 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,280 Oh, yeah. 80 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,600 Oh, check it out, butthead. 81 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,800 That bird's got oil all over it. 82 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:43,880 The oil spill in the Gulf isn't just hurting people. It's hurting plants and 83 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,840 animals, which are two other kinds of life. 84 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:52,410 But it's not all bad news, which brings us to this week's local hero, Maya 85 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:57,890 Kaniger. She's leading the effort to clean the many baby birds damaged by 86 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:03,970 spill. When I saw what was happening to the birds here, I knew I had to act to 87 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:04,970 save the chicks. 88 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:09,870 Wait, to save the, uh... The baby birds? 89 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:11,170 Right, right. 90 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:16,310 Maya has organized an assembly line of young idealists who gather the birds, 91 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:23,010 clean them, and dry them. These young volunteers are certainly doing their 92 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:26,430 So this is like oil? 93 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:30,650 Yeah, and we're covered in it, and we're going to do it. 94 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:40,510 That is an inspiring sentiment. We are all going to do it. 95 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:45,690 We are all going to do it. Get in line, dude. Back to you, Gina. 96 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,450 Whoa, they arrested Snooki? 97 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:53,210 Is this really happening right now? 98 00:05:55,970 --> 00:06:00,410 She sounds like that little kid that went to the dentist on YouTube. 99 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:01,870 They just arrested Nicole. 100 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,169 For what? 101 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:06,310 For being drunk and an idiot. 102 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,610 Wait a minute, you didn't get arrested for being an idiot? Yeah. 103 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,840 You better lay low for a while, Beavis. 104 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,500 Uh, so she's in jail? So she's not DTF? 105 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,540 What about you guys? 106 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,800 Any of you DTF? 107 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,560 Where is she? 108 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:25,420 Hello? Jersey Shore, how can I help you? 109 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,140 Okay, well, listen, you got something to deal with right now. Boy, her boyfriend 110 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,620 talks like a wuss. 111 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah, really. 112 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,360 Okay, so you couldn't do a four -second phone call? Like, who are you? 113 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:42,310 Okay. Who are you? Are you DTF? 114 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:49,370 The cops thought she was a seal. 115 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:56,210 I couldn't even tell you how I felt in that jail cell. 116 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:58,390 It was like a phenomenon. 117 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,630 Well, not a phenomenon. 118 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:01,950 Train wreck. 119 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:06,100 Yeah, phenomenon train wreck. I get those two confused, too. You need to 120 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:10,580 understand what you're doing to yourself and your body. All the guys in the 121 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,180 house know what they're doing to her body. 122 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:18,680 You should bury your head in the sand. Promise yourself that you'll never put 123 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,500 yourself in that position again. 124 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,960 I'm breaking up, Dad. 125 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,040 I'm just going to go ahead and hang up now. 126 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,560 Talk to you later. 127 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,640 That's a father for you. 128 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:35,330 I'm disappointed in you. That's like... That word, disappoint, really hurts the 129 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,930 heart. Hurts the heart? 130 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:40,490 No, it doesn't. People say they're disappointed in me all the time. 131 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:43,110 Doesn't bother me. 132 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,990 Yeah. Me neither. 133 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:53,230 Okay, you guys ready to get that oil off you? 134 00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:55,970 Uh, nice try. Just move along. 135 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:57,430 Nothing for you here. 136 00:07:57,870 --> 00:07:58,870 Give it a moment. 137 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,400 I mean, it's the absolute worst of what humanity can produce. 138 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,280 I look at them and I think, there's no hope. 139 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:32,150 What can one person do? 140 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,010 I can't make a difference. 141 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:41,289 Beavis, Butthead. 142 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:45,170 I hope that you didn't just hear me spewing doubts and despondency. 143 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:47,650 I'm covered in oil. 144 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:48,850 Yes, you are. 145 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:50,110 You both are. 146 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:54,590 And you don't even think about giving up. Because you believe in what we're 147 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:57,190 doing. You know we are making a difference. 148 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,770 Do you think I'm making a difference? 149 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,900 You're making a difference in my pants. 11128