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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,779 --> 00:00:26,220 Okay, class. The purpose of today's field trip, which I'm conducting under 2 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:31,310 protest... is to acquaint you with the potential careers in the U .S. Army. 3 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:37,630 Okay. Now, according to their well -orchestrated propaganda campaign, this 4 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:40,710 the place where you can be all that you can be. 5 00:00:40,950 --> 00:00:44,290 Hey, aren't there, like, more people in this class? 6 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:47,490 Yeah, where's the rest of them? How come they didn't have to go? Well, the 7 00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:51,930 evaluations made by the guidance counselor indicated that they would be 8 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:54,230 served by visiting Hewlett -Packard. 9 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,540 Class, this is 2nd Lieutenant Decker, our guide today. 10 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:04,900 Now, I know we all think of the Army as a killing machine, but unlike the 11 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:10,900 marauding forces that perpetrated war crimes in Vietnam, today's Army focuses 12 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:14,400 more on peacekeeping and winning hearts and minds. 13 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,160 Okay? No, it's about killing the enemy. 14 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:21,610 We actually focus on that quite a bit. Right. Well, killing them with kindness. 15 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:24,290 Not so much, really. Mostly with weapons. 16 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,550 Everything from bayonets to stinger missiles. 17 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:29,470 Yes, which are fired only in self -defense. 18 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:32,870 Sometimes. Sometimes we just kill the bastards in their sleep. 19 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:34,630 Gives us the element of surprise. 20 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:36,230 Hmm. 21 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,690 Um, how about we take a look at the barracks? 22 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:45,970 He said bear racks. 23 00:01:47,710 --> 00:01:48,790 Bear racks. 24 00:01:49,130 --> 00:01:50,130 Take a look at those. 25 00:01:54,770 --> 00:01:56,130 Where's the bathroom around here? 26 00:01:57,530 --> 00:01:59,190 Uh, I don't know. 27 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:04,070 I think they call it something else in the army, like the meth hall or 28 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,070 something. 29 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:06,790 Really? It's disgusting. 30 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:11,070 Uh, I think he said the meth hall is that way. 31 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:21,930 Uh... Is that Deadmouth? 32 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:25,510 Oh, yeah, he looks like Eminem without his mouth helmet. 33 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:27,850 Yeah, really. 34 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,050 Oh, check it out. 35 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:32,830 Deadmouth is dead. 36 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:34,230 I'll be damned. 37 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:38,130 Remember that time that kid at school died? 38 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:40,210 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,340 Yeah, who was that? 40 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,080 Um... Uh... Hmm. 41 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,140 Was it Stuart? 42 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,140 No. Stuart's still alive. 43 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,740 We saw him yesterday. 44 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:53,600 Oh, we did? 45 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,800 I usually don't notice. 46 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:00,820 I know Daria killed herself. I remember that. 47 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,840 She didn't kill herself. She just moved away. 48 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,160 What, really? 49 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,480 Well... 50 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:09,460 Yeah, that's kind of surprising. 51 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,780 You know, I thought she killed herself. 52 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:17,500 Remember when they sent that grief counselor to talk to us right after 53 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,880 his name was died? 54 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:20,760 Oh, yeah, yeah. 55 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,880 Yeah, he was cool. 56 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:24,460 You let us call him Rick. 57 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:29,160 Yeah, he, like, turned his chair backwards and rolled up his sleeve. 58 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,800 You know, he invited me over to his apartment for spaghetti, too. 59 00:03:36,359 --> 00:03:37,380 That's kind of weird. 60 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,100 You didn't go, did you? 61 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,160 Um, maybe. I don't really remember. 62 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,800 Last thing I remember, I got into his van, and, um, he gave me some lemonade. 63 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:51,240 And then the next thing I remember, I woke up under a bridge. 64 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:52,740 Eh. 65 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,920 Are you just making this up? You never told me about this. 66 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,420 Now, see, that's exactly what Rick said would happen if I ever told anybody. 67 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,180 They would say I made it up, see? 68 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:03,820 Eh. 69 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,740 You're a smart guy, that Rick. 70 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:07,660 Okay, 71 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:12,260 Beaver. You know, I think he can see into the future, too, because he also 72 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:14,600 me that my butt might hurt for a couple days. 73 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,839 And it did. 74 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,360 You see that? 75 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:20,779 Amazing. 76 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:26,860 I'm me. Hey, I'm me. 77 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,580 General, where's the bathroom? 78 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,760 Yeah, I need to pee all I can pee. 79 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,960 Real funny, kid. 80 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,960 Hey, Jim, I'm hitting the head. 81 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:40,640 Yeah, I got to pee all I can pee. 82 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,260 I'm funny. 83 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,920 That was pretty good. 84 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:55,670 This room is off limits. From the command center inside, our soldiers can 85 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,870 control unmanned planes all over the world. 86 00:04:58,130 --> 00:05:03,630 Hmm. For food drops, or...? Well, the Army does have a popular phrase, eat 87 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,990 So I guess you could look at it that way. 88 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:16,770 How are things in the Kushan Pass today? Any terrorist activity? 89 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:20,110 Nope. It's been pretty quiet, so I've been paying bills online. 90 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:22,610 We're doing Tammy's birthday down the hall. Want to get some cake? 91 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,030 Hell, yeah. I could use some R &R. 92 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:27,850 Ugh, this war is starting to get to me. 93 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:36,850 Uh, Deer Drain Central? 94 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:40,070 This must be the bathroom. 95 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:41,530 Oh, yeah, yeah. 96 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:45,290 You know, see, that makes more sense than calling it a bathroom because 97 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:46,870 where you go to drain your lizard. 98 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:48,170 You know what I'm saying? 99 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:49,230 Drain central. 100 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:54,090 Whoa. Are these video games? 101 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:55,449 Yeah, cool. 102 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:56,450 Me first. 103 00:05:58,030 --> 00:05:59,030 Yeah, yeah. 104 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:01,690 I hope this game is unrated. That was cool. 105 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:07,130 Oh, check it out. 106 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:10,410 I think this is Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, but with airplanes. 107 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,140 Cool. Where are the prostitutes? 108 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,100 I think you need to find San Andreas first. 109 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,600 Here we go. 110 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,140 I'm going to shoot some prostitutes. 111 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:42,589 Whoa, check it out. 112 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:45,410 Are those prostitutes? I think they have fur coats on. 113 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:53,050 Whoa. Damn it, butthole. You scared away all the prostitutes. 114 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,350 Let me handle this. 115 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,650 Hey, Beavis, check it out. 116 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:01,090 I'm fantasizing about your mom. 117 00:07:12,429 --> 00:07:16,010 Wank. I was here first. Dammit, Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass. 118 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:17,790 Whoa. 119 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:20,150 This one's cooler anyway. 120 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:24,330 This is gonna be cool. 121 00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:27,950 I'll show you how to find some prostitutes. 122 00:07:32,170 --> 00:07:34,950 Man, four cases of MREs. 123 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,260 Hey, I thought you said we had three training drones. 124 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,700 I only count two. 125 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,140 Just write down two. 126 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:48,440 And for computer printers, put down five. I'm shipping a couple home to my 127 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,160 How do I get back to San Andreas? 128 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,820 I'll find some prostitutes. 129 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,980 I'm going back to college. 130 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:35,220 Uh, this is like those instructions you get when you try to buy a bed at Ikea. 131 00:08:37,870 --> 00:08:39,450 The bed shouldn't have instructions. 132 00:08:40,549 --> 00:08:42,530 Except for, like, sleep. 133 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:45,490 And get it on. Yeah, really. 134 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:48,830 That's why I stole this couch. 135 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:55,210 Remember when you were little and your mom tried to lose you at Ikea? 136 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:57,910 Oh, yeah. 137 00:08:59,110 --> 00:09:02,290 Yeah, she's like, just lay down and take a nap right here, Beavis. 138 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:04,990 Everything's gonna be fine. 139 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,000 And then she couldn't find her way out and she kept running into you again. 140 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:16,600 Yeah, she wanted to go to Las Vegas with the bikers. 141 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,580 Yeah, they finally found her fighting in the parking lot. 142 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,960 Oh, yeah. 143 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,760 And then they made me go live with that family, the Fosters. 144 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,830 Is that a lesbian or a Mexican? 145 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:42,470 I mean, you're not supposed to say those words, but it... Really? 146 00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:48,190 Remember that guidance counselor came and told us that those were both bad 147 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:49,190 words? 148 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:51,130 Oh, yeah. 149 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:55,510 He said those words were, like, intolerable or something. 150 00:09:58,670 --> 00:10:02,830 I think this is a diagram that shows how the butt works. 151 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:06,750 It's a digestive system of a lesbian. 152 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,510 I mean, oh, damn it. 153 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:11,770 Whoa. 154 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:14,630 They gave a poopsicle to that kid. 155 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:22,070 Whoa. Hey, buddy, check out my score. 156 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:27,470 I'm already up to 15 and 5 ,035 points. 157 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,590 I still can't find any prostitutes. 158 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:35,650 Yeah. 159 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:45,470 I didn't get any points for that. 160 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,550 Oh, yeah, there we go. 161 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,130 The fuck? 162 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:52,710 I don't have any bullets. 163 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:55,380 How am I supposed to shoot prostitutes? 164 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,720 Need an ammo icon. 165 00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,680 Okay. 166 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,100 I think I see one. 167 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:08,200 But remember, class, you still need to study, okay? Because the basis for a 168 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,120 successful career in the Army is a solid high school education. 169 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:16,640 I wish that were true. But statistically, we find juvenile 170 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,640 best warriors. 171 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,000 This is crazy. Cool. 172 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,200 Yep. 173 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,580 Look out, prostitutes. Here we come. 174 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:34,100 Face means, like, guidos, juice head, gorillas, sexy, tan, 175 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,100 sweaty, boys. 176 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,720 Guidos, juice heads, and gorillas. Oh, my. 177 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:45,000 Like, um, what's the difference between a juice head and a gorilla? 178 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,740 I think all juice heads are automatically gorillas. 179 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,800 But you can be a gorilla and not be a juice head. 180 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:58,180 Okay, but then... So are all guidos gorillas and juice heads? 181 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:03,800 I think to be a guido, you have to at least be a gorilla or a juice head. 182 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,700 But you don't have to be both of them. 183 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:12,340 Okay, so everybody who's a guido is either 184 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,860 a juice head or a gorilla. 185 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,980 And then all the juice heads... 186 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:21,550 A gorilla. But you could be a gorilla and not be a guido or a juice head. 187 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,290 But you could be two. 188 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:24,870 Am I right? 189 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,130 Yeah. 190 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,210 I think you figured it out, Beavis. 191 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:36,070 Now repeat it. 192 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,130 I'm me. 193 00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:39,289 Okay, I'm me. 194 00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:42,350 I think I'm a gorilla in a... 195 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,760 The Guido was... Damn it, I think I forgot. 196 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,760 So it's Snooki or Gorilla? 197 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,240 Damn it, Beavis. 198 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,980 You've watched three seasons of this show and you've learned nothing. 199 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,900 What a waste of time. 200 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,440 Oh, yeah. 201 00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,900 Guess I need to watch them again. 202 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,280 So, like, where do you find the prostitutes? 203 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,300 They mostly seem to be in the fields and stuff. 204 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,880 I must be on another level or something. 205 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:19,020 Maybe there's some whores in that park over there. 206 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,900 I see some people under that white square. 207 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,400 Maybe there's some pimps I can run over. 208 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:29,660 I, 209 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:36,740 Xander, with an X, take you, Cassandra, to be my mate for this life and the ones 210 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,740 that follow. 211 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,060 I can't marry you without my cake. 212 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,180 Thank God. 213 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:50,880 That's cool. 214 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,040 Nail. 215 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,420 Drill. 216 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,660 How come all these hot girls are working construction? 217 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,220 This is what happens when hot girls don't go to college. 218 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,060 What are they building? 219 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:25,120 They're like erecting a structure in my pants. 220 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,300 You're pretty funny, butthead. 221 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,820 That was pretty good. 222 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,940 Well, thank you. 223 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,980 Whatever they're building would probably collapse. 224 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,560 But nobody would care. 225 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,440 They'd just keep hiring them. 226 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:50,280 No, that's okay. Just tear it down and build a new one. Real slow. 227 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,620 Boy, if there was an earthquake, I wouldn't want to be in a building these 228 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:56,620 chicks built. 229 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,280 I'd like to be under her boobs during an earthquake, though. 230 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,239 Yeah, man. 231 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,740 You know, I like this, you know? For some reason. 232 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,860 I like this video. Yeah. 233 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:16,220 Every video from now on should be exactly like this. 234 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,440 Yeah, but longer. 235 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,240 I'm going to shoot some gang members. 236 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,680 That would be cool. 237 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,400 Damn it. I still can't find any prostitutes. 238 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,680 You see, now, I offer three kinds of parties. 239 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,840 The $200 party is what I call the deluxe. 240 00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:39,550 that bequeaths you a backstage pass. 241 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:47,090 This stupid game doesn't have any prostitutes. Doesn't have any music 242 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:51,690 Your army needs to get, like, a kick -ass soundtrack for its video games. 243 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:55,190 Uh, cool. 244 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:58,030 At least there's a couple lawyers I can run over. 245 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:05,370 Well, I'll be honest with you. I think your Mormon beliefs are a little screwy. 246 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,300 But I still have respect for your college football team. 247 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:14,080 And that Marie Osmond... That 248 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:19,440 was cool. 249 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,060 I want to run over some lawyers, too. 250 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,140 Hey, Kurt. 251 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:33,680 Now they've got ice cream. Wait. No one told me there'd be ice cream. 252 00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,330 Yeah. 253 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:39,830 I'm gonna blow up some cars, and then a gas station, and then a bunch of other 254 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:40,830 stuff. 255 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:43,830 Dammit, my game sucks. 256 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,130 I haven't blown anything up yet. 257 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,970 I'm gonna blow up a water tower. 258 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,470 That would rule. 259 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:57,870 Dammit, mine doesn't have any guns or bombs. 260 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,630 This must be like the kids' version. 261 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:10,839 Well, class, hopefully you learned something today, namely that there are 262 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:16,220 exciting careers in the military that aren't violent and destructive, okay? 263 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:20,359 can have a meaningful job right here where it's peaceful and safe. 264 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,040 A little GTO. 265 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,140 Gym tan laundry. 266 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,760 Gym tan laundry. Gym tan laundry. 267 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,440 Whoa. 268 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,060 Is she on a leash? 269 00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,220 Oh, yeah. 270 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:48,320 I think that's to keep her away from all the gorillas and juice heads at the 271 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,320 gym. 272 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,820 Otherwise, she'd just go do them all. 273 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,280 She's like a man. 274 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,020 Can't seem to get to the top. 275 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,380 I should have told her there was a juice head up there. 276 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,100 Then she'd climb faster. 277 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,860 My hair is getting stronger. 278 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,080 My hair is getting stronger. 279 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,660 Oh, my God, I'm so itchy. 280 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,420 Ow. 281 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:15,720 I wanted to get, like, really, really dark, so I decided to use motion. 282 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,360 I put a glob on my ass. It's so itchy. It's on fire. 283 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:20,980 This feels good. 284 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:22,960 Are you itching it on something? 285 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,360 Just your leftover lasagna. 286 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,360 You know, it's kind of on me. 287 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:33,690 ass like convenient because she has like you know she has food and some uh 288 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:39,230 something to drink and her ronald mcdonald socks you're thinking of the 289 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:46,210 hamburglar but hey that's a poop tune in next week 290 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:50,570 will snooki poop and if so where 291 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:56,530 whoa check it out a reservoir i'm gonna blow it up 292 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:03,330 Whoa, somebody shot at me. 293 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,330 Now I have bullets, Beavis. 294 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,090 This is cool. 295 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:14,830 Sir, we got a saboteur. A rogue drone just did a kamikaze and was school bus 296 00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:15,830 the base. 297 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:17,850 Let's do this. 298 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:23,050 Hey, but I'm getting kind of dizzy. These planes fly too fast to get 299 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,050 prostitutes. 300 00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,610 Yeah, these army games suck. 301 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,750 I heard somebody say something about birthday cake. Let's go get some. 302 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:32,970 What 303 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:41,550 the 304 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:48,390 hell? 305 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,950 You're under arrest, saboteur. 306 00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:58,910 Hey, Beavis. 307 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,210 I think I saw some nuts on your ice cream. 308 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,830 I don't see any nuts. 309 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:09,690 Well, they were there earlier when you weren't looking. 310 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:16,430 Dumbass. 21994