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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,320 Abandoned driving's kick -ass. 2 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,380 I'm gonna throw rocks at the snack bar. 3 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,400 This is gonna be cool. 4 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,660 Where is it? 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,100 I thought it was right here. 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,100 Maybe they moved the abandoned driving somewhere else. 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,520 Yeah. 8 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,300 Let's go talk to these people. 9 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,560 Yeah, really. 10 00:00:36,410 --> 00:00:37,730 Yeah, get to the bottom of this. 11 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:46,910 Now listen to me very carefully. I have restarted it five times. It doesn't 12 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:49,170 work. Yes, I understand your frustration. 13 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,510 Did you hear me? Please unplug your desktop computer. 14 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:53,850 It's not a desktop. 15 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:55,070 Hey, 16 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:56,670 where's the abandoned drive -in? 17 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:58,390 Did you move it? 18 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,810 Yes, I am sorry. I have only been working here for a short distance. 19 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:08,210 Yes, you need to put headset on. 20 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:11,190 We have many colors on hold, and we are behind. 21 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:14,290 You're a behind. 22 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:16,230 Yeah, you're all behind. 23 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:17,730 All of you. 24 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:21,370 Start driving. Yes, yes, we are. Please, sit down. 25 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:23,930 Okay. 26 00:01:25,110 --> 00:01:26,110 Cool. 27 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,070 Let's try to get porn. 28 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:29,290 Yeah, yeah, really. 29 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,750 I may take your order. 30 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:36,090 Uh... Hello? 31 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:05,530 Cool. Good afternoon. 32 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:07,430 My name is Hamid. 33 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:11,930 How is the weather in Biloxi? Come on, man. I've been on the phone for half an 34 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:15,350 hour. This should be resolved by now. Yes, sir. I understand your frustration. 35 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:18,310 This is horrible. I can't stand it. Yeah, I just want to know how to turn 36 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:22,490 autocomplete when I type in my password. I understand your frustration. 37 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:28,050 Did you unplug your computer, ma 'am? No. What does that have to do with 38 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:31,210 anything? I'm sorry, I've only been working here a short distance. 39 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:33,850 How was the weather in Biloxi? 40 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:36,650 How the hell should I know? I live in Cleveland. 41 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:38,350 I understand your frustration. 42 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:41,210 That's cool. 43 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:48,170 I tried that, and it still didn't work, and I tried it again, but, you know, I 44 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:52,330 still keep getting the same error thing, and it's really not... Do people ever 45 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,290 tell you you sound boring on the phone? 46 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:59,150 Can you, like... Shut up. And tell me how to get this computer to show porn. 47 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:01,870 What? You've got to be kidding me. Where's your supervisor? 48 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:08,710 Please, just tell me. How do you turn off the freaking autocomplete feature? 49 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:11,950 Because every time I try to sign under the freaking internet... Do you have any 50 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:12,950 matches? 51 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:15,610 Try setting it on fire. 52 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:20,970 I want your name right now. My name is Hamid. 53 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:22,570 Spill that! 54 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:23,970 Okay. 55 00:03:25,859 --> 00:03:26,859 Hamid. 56 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,020 Hamid. 57 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,080 Have you tried kicking it? 58 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:33,440 Kick it? I don't get it. Kick it harder. 59 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:38,720 Harder. Sir, do you see what they are saying? Yes, I do. And if you want to 60 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,580 ahead here, you just listen to these guys. 61 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:44,180 See, Hamid, our goal is to help the customers, of course. 62 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:47,300 But if we're on the phone too long, we don't make any money. 63 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,520 We go out of business, and then what will the customers do? 64 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,060 I am Hamid. 65 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,080 I am Chinese. 66 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,440 Do not hang up on me. See that? 67 00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:59,200 Keep up the good work, fellas. 68 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:08,560 Ma 'am, could you, like, say trackball again? 69 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:10,820 Trackball. 70 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,120 Hello, sir. 71 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,880 Did you try to unplug your... 72 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:22,120 I mean, do you have any matches? That would be cool. 73 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:31,300 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting 74 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,440 to start again? 75 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,000 You know, I gotta say, I kind of like this song. 76 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,340 Okay, 77 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,120 Beaver? Yeah. 78 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:47,340 Sometimes, if I'm not feeling too good about myself, I like... 79 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,840 Put this song on and then, like, put some fireworks in my pants and, yeah, I 80 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:53,840 start to feel better. 81 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,960 Uh, do you like the fireworks? 82 00:04:56,420 --> 00:05:00,180 Well, yeah, yeah, I tried, but, um, every time I put the lighter down there 83 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:01,720 my pants, it just goes out. 84 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,040 I need longer fuses or something. 85 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,660 Like a longer lighter. 86 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:10,020 You're a dumbass, Beavis. 87 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,220 You don't have to feel like the way to stay. 88 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,320 My guidance counselor said that same thing, you know? That I don't have to 89 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,440 like a waste of space. 90 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,880 But when Katy Perry says it, and she has fireworks coming out of her boobs, it 91 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,340 kind of gives me a special feeling, you know what I'm saying? 92 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,180 Yeah, except Katy Perry's not talking about you, Beavis. 93 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:35,140 She's talking about that dove model by the pool. 94 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,540 You are a waste of space. 95 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:39,780 Shut up, buddy. 96 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,520 You're more like that part of the song before where she's talking about the 97 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:50,540 plastic bag floating around, but like if it floated into a trash can and then a 98 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:54,180 bunch of stinky homeless dudes peed all over it. Shut up, butthead. 99 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,860 You're not a firework. 100 00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,960 Damn it, butthead. Shut up. 101 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,360 I am a firework. 102 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,400 Damn it, leave us. 103 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,700 I'm an M -80. 104 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,559 Uh -huh. 105 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,560 Yeah. 106 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:19,300 Yeah, well, you know, it's tough being a single mom, you know. 107 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,499 Hey, guys. 108 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,520 This guy, he say Microsoft. 109 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,160 It's funny, right? 110 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:26,720 Microsoft. 111 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,840 Not bad, Hamid. 112 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:31,860 You're getting better. 113 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:34,180 Keep up the good work. 114 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:41,600 Thank God. Please, I need help. We're having some serious problems down here 115 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,140 the power plant. How do I... 116 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,370 in safe mode. 117 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:47,450 This guy, he say, safe mode. 118 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:49,530 You see? 119 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:52,490 That's not funny, Hamid. 120 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,850 Yeah, if he doesn't have anything funny to say, hang up on him. 121 00:06:56,990 --> 00:07:00,750 You know what is funny? Tell him to type I -C -U -P. 122 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:02,530 That would be cool. 123 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:08,750 Sir, please type I -C -U -P. 124 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:10,590 That would be cool. 125 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:13,070 Really? Okay. I -C... 126 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,320 You pee. 127 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:18,120 Oh, wait, that's worse. Now I can't even get to the safe mode screen. Tell him 128 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,680 to butt plug his computer. 129 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:24,100 And unplug your computer. 130 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,700 I don't even know if I can unplug. That's not what I said. 131 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,940 It's pronounced butt plug. 132 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,460 Whoa. 133 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,240 Lonely, nasty housewives. 134 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,260 Whoa, hey, let me see. Let me see. 135 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,000 I don't know about this, but it's unplugged. What the? 136 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,680 Hey, damn it, it's broken. 137 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:50,460 And I almost had porn. 138 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,559 Damn it. 139 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,500 I want to see nasty housewives. 140 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,820 Now. Yeah. 141 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:57,260 I'm going to go get this thing fixed. 142 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,220 He said power drain. 143 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,100 That's not funny. This isn't really working out, Hamid. 144 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,540 Yeah. But I am trying. 145 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,240 I understand your frustration. 146 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,300 You guys are looting that place. 147 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:23,140 Let's get stuff before it's all gone. 148 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,020 Whoa. Cool. 149 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,860 Yeah, yeah. You know, Beavis, this place used to be cool. Then it sucked when 150 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:37,539 they put the office there. But now it's cool again. 151 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:38,780 Yeah, yeah. 152 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:39,919 That's nice to see. 10655

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