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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:20,950 And that is why, dear sir, I come before you. My heart aches for your precious 2 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:22,390 daughter, Elizabeth. 3 00:00:23,330 --> 00:00:24,930 What a wuss. 4 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:28,770 My heart aches. 5 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:30,950 Good, sir. 6 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:33,650 May I ask for your daughter's hand? 7 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:38,830 Whoa. Uh, did he just, like, ask for her hand? 8 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:43,390 Yeah, I think he wants her to, like, spank his monkey. 9 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:49,870 Many suitors have sought her hand, but you, sir, did it the proper way. 10 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,910 And for that, you will get my daughter's hand. 11 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:55,550 Whoa. Whoa, hey, you think they're going to show it? 12 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,540 Eh, they'll probably just blur it out. 13 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,800 Whoa, check it out, Beavis. 14 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,980 In olden times, that's how dudes got chicks to use their hands on them. 15 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,840 And dads are, like, old. 16 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,420 So all we need to do is, like, find a chick with a dad and then, like, ask for 17 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,620 his daughter's hand. 18 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,080 This is going to be cool. 19 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:33,640 Nathan used to spend all his time partying with his friends. 20 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:38,120 But now that I'm pregnant... Nathan used to spend all his time partying with his 21 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,920 friends. Now that I'm pregnant... That means you have to take care of the baby 22 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,720 with the controller in your hand. 23 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,060 This chick is a horrible actor. 24 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:48,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, really. 25 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,420 I have nothing better to do. 26 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,220 That's what you said, like, two minutes ago. 27 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:53,740 Wait a minute. 28 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:55,200 I think this is real. 29 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,100 Oh, yeah, yeah, so I'm... So she's not a bad actor, then. 30 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,440 Just a bad person. 31 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,920 So what's the plan? 32 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,860 What are you guys going to do? 33 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,160 Talking work. 34 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,919 Everybody's mouth is always open. 35 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,040 Yeah, 36 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,700 yeah, really. 37 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:23,770 I was hoping Nathan would step it up. But over the next few days, instead of 38 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:27,730 looking for a job, Nathan shows to hang out with his friends and play video 39 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,870 games. I don't even know where his head is at anymore. 40 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:32,690 See, he's looking for a job. 41 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:36,430 Gotta be one out there somewhere. 42 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:43,230 I think once he does get a job, I think everything's gonna be smooth sailing. 43 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:44,670 Yeah. 44 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:48,690 He used to run wild everywhere with me. 45 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:55,920 You're like the wild Steve that don't ever get caught, but you got caged in. 46 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,200 This guy looks like he might be stupider than us. 47 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,560 I do feel like I'm kind of stuck here. 48 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,400 What's that on his hat? 49 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,540 That's his name so he won't get lost. 50 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,580 Man, this is so stressful. 51 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,740 He should, like, tie a chain from those things in his lip to the things in his 52 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,080 ears and just, like... 53 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,750 Hold his mouth shut, you know what I'm saying? 54 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,130 Yeah. 55 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:20,070 Then he would look smart. 56 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:22,310 Yeah, I'd hire him, yeah. 57 00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:24,230 I don't even know anymore. 58 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:29,490 So you realize if we were having a baby, I wouldn't be here, right? This would 59 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:32,570 be a better show if they, like, showed him actually getting pregnant. 60 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:34,090 Oh, yeah, yeah. 61 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:38,850 Yeah, it'd be called, I'm 16 and tonight I'm gonna get pregnant. 62 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:42,290 Yeah, and then they'd show him making love. 63 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:47,870 Uh, I think that new chick, Victoria, lives here. 64 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:50,110 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's hot. 65 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:51,950 She has a dad. 66 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,010 Dads. 67 00:03:58,990 --> 00:03:59,990 Uh, 68 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:07,370 can I help you? Uh, are you Victoria's dad? 69 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,290 Uh, yes. 70 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,990 Victoria is my daughter. Why do you want to know? 71 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:14,230 Uh. 72 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:21,660 So, like, I'm here to, like, ask for your daughter's hand. 73 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,600 Yeah, me too. 74 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,620 You know, we want your blessings. 75 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:34,300 Oh, well, fellas, I appreciate that you have feelings for Victoria. She's a 76 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:39,480 wonderful girl, but I think she's a few years older than you and she has a 77 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,480 boyfriend, okay? 78 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,140 That's okay with me, sir. 79 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:46,420 I don't care who I have to follow. 80 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,960 Even Butthead. 81 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,660 I just want your daughter's hand. 82 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:57,020 Look, boys, it is nice to see kids of your generation trying to do things the 83 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:01,740 right way, but if you're planning on waiting for a chance with my daughter, I 84 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,880 think you're going to be waiting a long time. 85 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,780 But it's nice meeting you boys. Goodbye. 86 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:08,840 No problem, dude. 87 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,840 Some things are worth waiting for. 88 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:28,220 How long have we been 89 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:29,220 waiting so far? 90 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,880 I think it's been like a bunch of days. 91 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,720 Oh, boy. 92 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:41,650 Now, I know these tired old eyes ain't seeing two able -bodied young men just 93 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:46,470 lollygagging. Uh, can you, like, shut up? 94 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:47,870 Say what? 95 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:52,930 We're, like, waiting for this dude to, like, let us have his daughter's hand. 96 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:58,730 Huh. And I thought your generation had given up on being proper gentlemen. 97 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:02,700 So which one of you is fixing to win the hand of this little lady? 98 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:04,020 Uh, right here. 99 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,100 Hmm. 100 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,820 Love triangle, huh? 101 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:13,620 Well, I guess you two will have to tangle since you know she can't give her 102 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,620 to both of you. 103 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,760 Yeah, but she's got two of them. 104 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:23,760 Jumping Jesus, son. A gal gives her hand to just one fella. 105 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:26,240 Now let me give you boys a little tip. 106 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:29,570 No one ever got anywhere just waiting around. 107 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:33,690 When it comes to women, there's nothing wrong with being a little persistent. 108 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:39,270 Uh... Dammit, boys, if you want that girl's hand, get off your keisters and 109 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:42,670 get it. He's right, Beavis. We've waited long enough. 110 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,420 Her hand must be rested enough by now. 111 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:54,180 Young love. 112 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,640 I do see dead people. 113 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:00,340 I'm Sammy Jo. 114 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:02,380 I live in Nashville, Tennessee. 115 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,600 I am a psychic medium. 116 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,980 She's a psychic? 117 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,380 What's that again? 118 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:13,790 That's those people who think they can predict the future. 119 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,390 Tooth. 120 00:07:23,690 --> 00:07:24,690 Tooth. 121 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:27,470 Watch. 122 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:34,690 She's like, I knew you were going to order chicken wings. 123 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:37,950 And I predict that I'm going to eat the rest of them. 124 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:39,930 And I also predict. 125 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,280 That those curly fries are just going to get cold. 126 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,560 I might as well have those now, too. 127 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,900 Yeah. 128 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:49,440 The spirits want you to hand them over. 129 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,900 And I also predict that you're broke. 130 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,460 And I'm going to pay for this meal. 131 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,060 And I predict that you look like a dumbass. 132 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,440 Oh, that already happened. 133 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:09,640 You predict that we'll make it across this bridge. 134 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:16,120 Whenever I was really, really quiet, I was praying, like, do I need to get the 135 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,420 hell away because she is the devil? 136 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,180 Or is she working for the Lord? 137 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:24,160 And what did Jesus say? 138 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,600 Jesus said she could do better. 139 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,940 Hi. How are you doing? 140 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:36,980 Upset. 141 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:38,700 Oh. 142 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:39,880 Anything? 143 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:45,810 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 144 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:49,870 She said, I thought you'd show your face, but you didn't come. So that means 145 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:53,110 that she predicted he was going to come, and he didn't. 146 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:56,170 She's a lousy psychic. 147 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:58,790 Yeah. 148 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:01,430 Everything this woman says is a lie. 149 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:06,490 I just think that we should end it now before feelings get deeper. 150 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,130 Yeah. 151 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,910 End it now before you pick your pants away. 152 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:18,050 I predict I'm going to be going to toots alone. 153 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:22,230 I need all your chicken wings. 154 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:34,230 Good day, sir. 155 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,650 May I have your daughter's hand now? 156 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:42,970 Yeah, me too. 157 00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:47,810 Okay, look. I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but it's just not going to 158 00:09:47,810 --> 00:09:51,370 happen. I was just trying to be polite, okay? I don't think my daughter would 159 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:55,770 date either of you, let alone marry you, okay? Who said anything about marriage 160 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:56,770 or dating? 161 00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,210 Dumbass. 162 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:00,410 Yeah, really. 163 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,490 Give me her hand right now. 164 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,910 I don't even care which one she uses. 165 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,590 What are you babbling about? 166 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:11,720 Sir, we are proper gentlemen, and we wish for your daughter to use her hand 167 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,560 us. We have asked you for her hand in the manner of proper gentlemen. 168 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,400 So you have to now. 169 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,960 That's the rules. 170 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:25,220 You want my daughter, my sweet little angel, to perform... You sick little... 171 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:26,300 will kill you! 172 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:33,580 Can I have her hand now? Hey, buddy, 173 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,880 I don't know where you moved here from, but in this neighborhood, a man keeps 174 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,860 his hands to himself. You know, why don't you mind your own damn business? 175 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,540 I said keep your hands to yourself. 176 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920 Whoa. 177 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,160 Damn it. 178 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,100 I'm going to teach you to keep your hands to yourself. 179 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,360 Keep your hands to yourself. 180 00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:58,550 Keep your hand to yourself. 181 00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:04,830 Like all this time, I've tried all these things. And I've waited and I forgot 182 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:08,330 that I have my own hand. Get off my property now! 183 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:09,850 My own hand. 184 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,010 Uh... Oh, yeah. 185 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,790 The answer was always with her. 13382

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