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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,219 --> 00:00:22,140 Whoa, check it out. 2 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,080 It says ass. 3 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:42,270 Uh, Mary Ruffian Man. 4 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:48,750 Uh, wait a minute. Mary Ruffian Woman. 5 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:52,570 Whoa. Foreign chicks. 6 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:56,110 Foreign chicks kicking ass. 7 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:58,170 Hey, Beavis. 8 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,700 I could get a wife. 9 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,500 Whoa, cool. 10 00:01:04,099 --> 00:01:05,280 Get a naked one. 11 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,480 Hello, Russian Wives Unlimited. 12 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:14,040 I'm a rich American with a big wiener. Yeah. 13 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:22,040 And what kind of package would you be interested in, sir? 14 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,440 Her package? 15 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:26,980 Yes, sir. 16 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,440 But which of our offers are you most interested in? We've got everything from 17 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:36,100 trip to Russia for $5 ,000 to videotapes and color catalogs starting at just 18 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,720 $100. What'll it be? 19 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:43,500 Can you hold on a second? 20 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,500 Wait, no. 21 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,240 Hello, Russian Wives Unlimited. 22 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:49,960 Why did you lie to me? 23 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:56,060 Katya? You promised me a handsome, rich American man, but this man is a pig and 24 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:58,360 an idiot. I must have a divorce. 25 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:06,160 Hold on, Katya. A marriage is a sacred partnership, and... Hey, wait a minute. 26 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:10,400 You know, I happen to have on the line right now another American man who I 27 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,180 think would be perfect for you. His name is Mr. 28 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:18,640 Head. He's got a great sense of humor, and he's worldly, smart, and very rich. 29 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,120 Go on. 30 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:24,250 And, you know, he doesn't live very far from you. Tell you what, I'll pay for 31 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:25,250 your transportation. 32 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:30,050 Hey, Pudit, do you think Russian chicks know how to, you know, do it? 33 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,810 Uh, she better. 34 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,730 Cool. Maybe she could teach us. 35 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,910 Mr. Head, I found you a wife. 36 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,290 Cool. 37 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:55,730 Repeat after me. 38 00:02:56,110 --> 00:03:01,290 I, Butthead, do you with all my heart and soul and my wiener. 39 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:07,970 I, Butthead, do you with all my heart and soul and my wiener. 40 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,230 You may now do the brawl. 41 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,610 This is going to be cool. 42 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,140 Hey, baby. 43 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,280 Hi. My name is Katya. 44 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,240 Where is Mr. Head? 45 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,500 Uh, in my pants. 46 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,900 Whoa! Hey, buddy, is that your wife? 47 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Yeah. 48 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:48,140 You are Mr. Head? 49 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,500 Uh, yeah. 50 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:56,740 So, uh, I guess I should, like, carry you across the thrash hole now so we 51 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:57,780 like, do it. 52 00:04:00,350 --> 00:04:02,030 Go ahead and get you here. 53 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:08,750 Yeah, let's just go straight to the doing it part. 54 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,990 Hey, Beva, pull my finger. 55 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:34,060 Well, 56 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,900 uh, wife? 57 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,500 You want to, you know, go into the other room? 58 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,319 Yeah, really. 59 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:45,000 Tell your wife to go into the kitchen and, like, make some food. 60 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,340 I'm glad to go in another room. 61 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,720 Cool. 62 00:04:58,410 --> 00:04:59,470 It's a lot cheaper if you dial direct. 63 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:00,810 I don't care. 64 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:04,590 Hey, Beva, you know what? 65 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:11,130 Pretty soon, it's going to be like, hey, wife, pull my wiener. 66 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,190 Plus, 67 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:31,650 I figure if she won't put out, I can probably just have her arrested for 68 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:32,650 foreigner or something. 69 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:34,310 Cool. 70 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,610 Have her executed. 71 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,990 I bet they sent over a wife for me, too. 72 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:43,270 That would be cool. 73 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:47,210 Hi, guys. What you doing? Damn it. 74 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:48,550 Get out of here, Stuart. 75 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,040 I just had a really cool idea for how we could hang out together. 76 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,880 Have you guys ever played Pog? 77 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,040 Uh, who's that? 78 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,440 Do you have, like, a visitor or something? 79 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,800 Uh, yeah. 80 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,080 It's my wife. 81 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,440 Come on, who is it? Really? 82 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,840 Uh, Stuart, this is my wife. 83 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,120 Uh, wife, this is Stuart. 84 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,440 He's a wussy. 85 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,580 Wow, are you two really married? 86 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,680 Yeah, and you know what else? 87 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,440 We're gonna have sex. 88 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:26,460 Whoa! So it's like, you gotta go now, Stuart, because we're gonna do it. 89 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:28,160 Get the hell out of here. 90 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:30,340 You too, Beavis. 91 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,980 Come on, Beavis. I'll show you my Pogs collection. 92 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:38,900 I got this great new Slammer. Yeah, go play your little games. 93 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,340 We're gonna have sex. 94 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:43,700 Come on, Beavis. No way! 95 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,840 I'm gonna stay and watch him do it. 96 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,150 Come on. 97 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:55,410 Nothing's gonna be cool. 98 00:06:58,810 --> 00:06:59,810 Hi, baby. 99 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:03,510 Try to touch me and I'll break your hand. 100 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,510 The fuck? 101 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:15,220 Now, class, an interesting thing to remember is that the Hindus believe that 102 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:18,400 everybody gets to the final nirvana, okay? 103 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,820 It's a path we are all headed to. 104 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:26,080 Now, you might be reincarnated in a lower path. 105 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,140 This is where Hinduism and Christianity differ the most. 106 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,280 Excuse me, who's that sitting next to Butthead? 107 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,300 It's just me, Beavis. 108 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,680 Not you, dumbass. 109 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,400 Uh, this is my wife. 110 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:44,160 Wanna see her naked? 111 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:45,780 Yeah! 112 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:52,440 Come on, butthead. Remember our little talk about sexism? Okay. 113 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:57,400 And whoever she is, I'm sure our visitor doesn't appreciate your claiming to be 114 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,400 her spouse. 115 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:02,480 She's like one of those, you know, made -to -order brides. 116 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,700 I think she's foreign. 117 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,540 Is this true, Miss, uh... Gotcha. 118 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:12,700 And, uh, it's, um, sort of true. 119 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:17,260 But I'm not even married, and I already want a divorce from this idiot. 120 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:26,960 So, uh, wife, wanna go and, uh, 121 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,800 constipate the marriage? 122 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,400 Hey, slow down. 123 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,080 Yeah, slow down, damn it. 124 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,260 You big penis. 125 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:39,970 Hey, dollface. 126 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:41,950 Get me the hell out of here. 127 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,890 Climb in and grab on already. 128 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:48,410 Woo -hoo! 129 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,590 I'm leaving 130 00:08:53,590 --> 00:09:00,430 you. My wife left me for another 131 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:01,430 man. 132 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:03,670 Hey, 133 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,950 Butt -head, do you think Todd did it with your wife? 134 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,320 I'm just wondering, you know, if the two of them did it. 135 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,280 You know, because she's not supposed to do it with other guys, right? 136 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,040 Oh, Todd. 137 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,760 But what I don't understand is she's your wife. So, like, isn't she supposed 138 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:29,680 do it with you then instead of Todd? Because I don't remember, like, you 139 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,280 him it was okay to have sex with your wife. Damn it, Beavis, she's not really 140 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:37,020 wife. I don't think it even counts because, like, we never did it. 141 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:40,720 It's like the marriage is anal -ed or something. 142 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,120 Oh, yeah, yeah. 143 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,970 So, like, do you think Todd's married to her now? 144 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:47,510 Nah. Because I bet he did it with her. 145 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:51,390 I knew it when I first saw her in his car. You know what I'm saying? You could 146 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,690 just tell. It's like she had do it written all over her. 147 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:54,910 Whoa, 148 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,890 hey, wait a minute. I just thought of something. 149 00:09:57,590 --> 00:10:01,470 So, like, now that Todd did your wife, it's kind of like you and Todd are 150 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,470 related. 151 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:03,490 Oh, yeah. 152 00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,150 We are related. 153 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,570 I bet Todd will let me into his gang now. 154 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:10,530 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 155 00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,010 Yeah, 156 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,510 Pantera, yeah, yeah. 157 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:27,370 Yeah. 158 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:31,510 But, uh, what's going on here? 159 00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:33,710 Don't worry about it. It's just rocking. 160 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:50,570 Yeah! Yeah! Come on! Yeah! 161 00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:52,910 Yeah! Yeah! 162 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,490 Hey, but it... Does this Pantera guy ever relax? 163 00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:59,670 Uh, I don't think so. 164 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:04,230 This guy's dad must have kicked his ass when he was a kid. 165 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:05,429 Yeah, really. 166 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,370 He was like, Damn it, Pantera, this beer is warm! 167 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:09,590 Get me another one! 168 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,750 Yeah. 169 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:15,450 He was like, You treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera. 170 00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:18,910 or you'll be sleeping in the street. 171 00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:25,070 He's like, Damn it, Pantera, I told you to get out there and mow that lawn. 172 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:26,990 Oh, what's this? 173 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:28,570 Is that a tear, Pantera? 174 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:30,850 Oh, is Daddy's little girl upset? 175 00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:34,610 I'm going to kick your ass in another Tuesday. Now get out of here and quit 176 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,110 acting like a damn little girl. 177 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:38,850 Settle down, Viva. 178 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,860 Um... Um... Hmm. 179 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,660 Is this a diaper commercial? 180 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,380 Uh... No, this is a douche commercial. 181 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:14,140 Oh, yeah, yeah. Ah, that's funny. Douche. 182 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:18,790 What if douche, anyway? Like, how does it work? 183 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,510 Uh, I don't know. 184 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:25,730 I think chicks use it, like, when they get that not -so -fresh feeling. 185 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:26,950 Oh, yeah, yeah. 186 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:30,670 I think it helps them, like, go horseback riding and, like, go down to 187 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:31,970 and stuff like that, too. Yeah. 188 00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:35,230 I wonder how come they don't have a douche for guys. 189 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:36,490 Yeah, yeah, that would rule. 190 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,330 It's like, sometimes, you know, I feel like, you know, not -so -fresh. 191 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:43,970 Well, maybe if you'd wash your butt once in a while. 192 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,340 And I'm not talking about washing your whole butt. 193 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,940 I'm talking about washing your butthole. 194 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,280 They just said you suck. 195 00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,800 No, they didn't. They said you suck. 196 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:03,420 They ripped off my idea for a song. 197 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:07,500 Yeah. And you, like, already ripped off the idea for me, bunghole. Do you 198 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,560 remember what I told you about trying to be funny? 199 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:12,780 That I shouldn't? 200 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,300 That's right. 201 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,220 Now sit there and shut up. 202 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,420 Nutsack. 203 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,340 Wait, wait, wait. I think I can see something. I think I can see the side of 204 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:28,200 boob. I think that's just a koala bear. 205 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,500 Oh yeah, sorry. 206 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,220 You know something? 207 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,280 I wish these girls were naked. 208 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:39,520 And I wish they were right here without any clothes on. 209 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,760 And I wish I was grabbing their butt. 210 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,920 Well, all right then. 14436