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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:18,410 Uh, hello, can I, uh, hi, how, may I, uh, hey 2 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:20,110 Beavis, what's that thing we're supposed to say? 3 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:26,630 Oh, um, hey, I think it's, um, um, bunghole. Yeah, bunghole. 4 00:00:27,670 --> 00:00:31,270 Uh, do you want, like, some food or something? 5 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:33,070 No, I want your money. 6 00:00:33,650 --> 00:00:35,870 Uh, will that be all for you today? 7 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,950 Now, empty the drawer. 8 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,990 Uh, empty my drawers? 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,580 I've got a gun, idiot. 10 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:43,820 This is a robbery. 11 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:45,400 Whoa. Cool. 12 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,680 Hey, 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,520 Beaver. That dude says he's got a gun. 14 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:57,900 Cool. 15 00:00:58,220 --> 00:00:59,540 Tell him to go home and get it. 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,480 It's in my pants. 17 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:07,120 Don't make me take it out. 18 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,360 Whip it out. 19 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,020 There. Now give me some money. 20 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,260 Whoa. 21 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,140 Uh, okay. 22 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,220 Damn. It's the cops. 23 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,840 Damn it. Yeah, really. 24 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,060 Damn it. 25 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,260 It's that dumbass cop again. He probably wants another free refill. 26 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:32,280 All right, listen. I work here. You got it? It's my first day and you're 27 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,079 training me. 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,060 Don't screw up. Remember, I got a gun. 29 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:36,399 Uh. 30 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,940 What was that gun part again? 31 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,240 Hey, fill it. 32 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,520 And not so much ice this time. 33 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,640 Do you work here? 34 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,700 Watch where you're pointing that butthole. What are you doing back there? 35 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:53,820 Tell him. I told you to stop that asswipe. 36 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,520 He's gonna whip it out, butthead. 37 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:00,560 It's my first day on the job, and this kid's training me. 38 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:05,900 Could you tell this asswipe to quit pointing his gun at me? 39 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:07,960 Freeze, scumbag! 40 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,860 Congratulations. You boys just made a citizen's arrest. 41 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:13,780 Uh, really? 42 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,540 Yeah, cool. 43 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,420 That cop said we can just, like, bust people and stuff. 44 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,540 Because we're, like, citizens. 45 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,240 Yeah, cool. 46 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:29,700 We're citizens now. 47 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:31,700 Citizens. 48 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:34,400 Beware the long arm of Butthead. 49 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:38,910 Beware the long wiener of Beavis. 50 00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:47,070 Yeah? 51 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:53,310 Uh, excuse me, sir. 52 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:54,570 We're citizens. 53 00:02:54,710 --> 00:02:58,630 So? Uh, how old are you, sir? What? Yeah, well, I think you're old enough to 54 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:00,550 know better. Can you step out of the car, please? Why? 55 00:03:00,970 --> 00:03:01,970 What's this all about? 56 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,530 Hey, we'll ask the questions, sir. 57 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:08,700 Uh... How much have you had to drink today, sir? You can make it easy on us 58 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,940 if you just cooperate. 59 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:11,260 Hey, I'm going somewhere else. 60 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,640 Well, 61 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,580 everything looks secure out here. 62 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,760 Hey, buddy, let's arrest her. 63 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:32,120 Yeah, she looks suspicious. 64 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:36,900 Excuse me, ma 'am. Is that yours? 65 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,140 I don't know. 66 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:40,380 You don't know, huh? 67 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,180 Yeah, well, maybe you better start remembering. 68 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,080 Ma 'am, that wrapper didn't get there by itself, and it's not just going to pick 69 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:53,760 itself up. So if you could just, like, lean over and, you know... Yeah, yeah. 70 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,460 Aren't you guys paid to clean it up? 71 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,040 Ma 'am, we're here to keep this store safe. 72 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,480 Now, we had a robbery earlier today, and I was almost killed trying to protect 73 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,179 this store. 74 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:05,900 Now, I don't know if you had anything to do with it or not, but when I see 75 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:09,360 garbage on the floor, it tells me that people don't care. And when people stop 76 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,380 caring, that's when crime breeds, and criminals take over. All right, all 77 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:14,380 I'll pick it up. 78 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,320 In society, um... Whoa. 79 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:18,380 Cool. 80 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,480 Yeah, now that's better. 81 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,920 Maybe you'll think about it next time. 82 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,250 Hello? I'd like to order. 83 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,370 Book him, Beavis. 84 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:37,410 You're under arrest, sir. 85 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,850 Very funny, smartass. 86 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,770 Okay, now step out of the car, sir. 87 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:45,710 Nice and slow. Move it. 88 00:04:46,810 --> 00:04:49,490 Now, like, put your hands on the car and spread them. 89 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:51,990 Spread them! Spread them! 90 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:55,290 Yeah. Now whip out your schlong. 91 00:04:56,890 --> 00:05:00,570 You're just making it harder on yourself, pal. Come on. You better say 92 00:05:00,570 --> 00:05:02,190 fast. The cops are here already. 93 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,170 Remember me? 94 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,270 Hey, how's it going? 95 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,390 Ow! Ow! 96 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,470 Hey, you're under arrest. 97 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:12,270 Ow! You were finished! 98 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:13,530 Ah! 99 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:21,670 Whoa, check it out, but it is an Audi. That's not an Audi, Beavis. There are 100 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:22,710 of them. See at the nipples. 101 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:24,970 Those aren't nipples, but look how low they are. 102 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:28,440 No way, Beaver. That's just because she doesn't have any legs or a butt. 103 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,480 Oh, yeah, yeah. 104 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,000 Besides, nipples can be low. 105 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,280 Just look at your mom. 106 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,320 Yeah, I guess they are nipples, man. 107 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,780 Whoa, check out the black juice. 108 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,320 Yeah. 109 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,320 He's going to save the day. 110 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,600 Oh, yeah, yeah. 111 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,840 Check it out. He's shaking his head. 112 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,580 Wake up. Wake up, honky. 113 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,320 Yeah. 114 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:54,880 That dude's like Fang. 115 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:57,590 Dammit, quit messing with my head and go get my legs. 116 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:11,350 Check it out, butthead. A blot. 117 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,110 Yeah. 118 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:16,050 Your mother, the blot. 119 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,110 I'm not a mother. 120 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:19,310 That's a bee. 121 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,410 Well, that dude's got a pet bee. 122 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:24,110 That's pretty cool, yeah. 123 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:32,410 Yeah. 124 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:39,950 Okay. Good night. See you tomorrow. 8150

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