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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,779 --> 00:00:33,450 Now, if we multiply both sides of the equation, By X, we have an exponent 2 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,450 of three. 3 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:39,010 Now, what in the hell is that noise? 4 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:43,190 Beavis and Butthead, what in the hell is wrong with you? 5 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:47,830 Oh, my God, you two little turds have got lice. 6 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,390 Uh, huh? 7 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:54,530 What? Bugs! You've got bugs in your hair. 8 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:57,610 You mean like daddy long legs and worms and centipedes? 9 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:58,810 No, idiot! 10 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:03,020 I mean scalp -biting, blood -sucking, disease -carrying parasites. 11 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,500 Cool. 12 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,180 Yep, 13 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:16,320 you boys have the worst case of head lice I've ever seen. 14 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,560 Head. 15 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,540 We've got bugs in our hair. 16 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:28,900 Well, 17 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,500 these lice are pretty disgusting. 18 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,320 Here, I'll show you what they really look like. 19 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,880 Take a look under the microscope. 20 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,280 I don't see any bugs. 21 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:46,060 Yeah. Just look into the little hole. 22 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,840 Put your eye there. 23 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,970 But this one's taking a dump. 24 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:03,570 No, no, it's laying eggs. 25 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:07,770 In fact, hundreds of them are doing that on your scalp right now. Cool. 26 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,570 Now here's the name of a special shampoo. 27 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:13,950 and a lotion for skin irritation. 28 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,810 You said foreskin. 29 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,850 Yeah, foreskin irritation. 30 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:25,710 And you need to make sure you wash your hair thoroughly, clean all your clothes 31 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:30,110 and sheets in hot water, and boil your cones. You've got to kill every one of 32 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,590 those little bugs or you'll never get rid of them. Yeah, yeah. 33 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:33,890 And kill them. 34 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:35,710 Yeah. 35 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:38,150 This is going to be cool. 36 00:02:44,649 --> 00:02:47,010 Hey, Butt -head, what does that note say? 37 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:52,790 Uh, I think we have to, like, buy a subscription to a special shampoo or 38 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:54,230 something. No way! 39 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:56,250 I'm not gonna spend money on shampoo. 40 00:02:56,950 --> 00:02:57,950 Yeah. 41 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,370 Let's kill these bugs the old -fashioned way. 42 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:03,830 Yeah. 43 00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:15,610 Ow! What the hell are you doing, asswipe? 44 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:16,970 Ow! 45 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,450 I'm gonna kick your ass, fart knocker! 46 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:26,690 Now get up. 47 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:29,630 We gotta, like, use an infesticide. 48 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,510 Now hold still, butt munch. 49 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,080 This stuff isn't working. 50 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,780 We need to, like, try something else. 51 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,460 Okay. 52 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,840 Hey, Beavis. 53 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,780 Let's electrocute him. 54 00:04:02,460 --> 00:04:06,060 He put it. Check it out. This thing's got bug guts stuck to it. 55 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,360 Bug zappers rule. 56 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,200 Yeah, yeah. 57 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:16,580 I'll show you. 58 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,300 What about you? You want some too? 59 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,760 Come on. 60 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:23,220 Bunghole. Shut up and put your head in, dumbass. 61 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,900 Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. 62 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,480 Ow. Ow. 63 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,040 Damn it. 64 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,920 This, like, doesn't work on people or something. 65 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,460 You dumbass. 66 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,520 You gotta, like, open it first. 67 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,080 Whoa! 68 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,860 Hey, butthead, are they dead? 69 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:05,260 I think we got them, dude. 70 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,280 How'd they get there, Beavis? 71 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,640 I don't know. 72 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,300 Damn it. 73 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,880 Maybe you should stick your wiener in the bug zapper. 74 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,060 Yeah, yeah. 75 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:02,320 I'm just going to shut my mouth and watch. 76 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,700 Yeah! 77 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,960 They're going to kick my ass now. Beavis, you thought you were going to 78 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Oh, sorry. 79 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,360 I'm just going to shut up and listen. 80 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,320 Yeah, yeah, check it. 81 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:20,080 See, this guy's going up on the roof, and this guy doesn't know what's going 82 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,480 happen. And so when he goes into the apartment, they're going to beat the 83 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,480 crap out of him. Check this out. 84 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,480 Dammit, Beavis, I told you to shut up. Okay, okay. 85 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,720 I'm not going to say anything. 86 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,160 I'm just going to be quiet. 87 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,290 I'm going to be quiet for a while. 88 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:37,330 Whoa, check this out. Check this out. Check this out, Pete. 89 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:39,410 He's coming. He's delivering room service. 90 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:41,770 Damn it, Beavis. Oh, sorry. 91 00:06:41,970 --> 00:06:42,970 I forgot. 92 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:44,390 This is exciting. 93 00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:46,670 Yeah, yeah. 94 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:50,150 Yeah, Pete. Now that's Stuart Wallace, Pete. That's Stuart Wallace. He plays 95 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:51,150 himself. 96 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:56,650 Isn't it going to be cool when this video finally comes out? What are you 97 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,590 talking about, Beavis? You know, when the real video finally comes out. 98 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:02,290 This is a video, dumbass. No way. 99 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:03,950 That's cool. 100 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:07,950 Whoa. Hey, buddy. This is Fred Kelly. He plays Bunny. Yeah. 101 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,770 Yeah, yeah. Neither wins, see? It's Cochise. 102 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:11,970 Cochise is cool. 103 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,750 Yeah, Cochise kicks ass. 104 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:15,470 That's the rookie, see? 105 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:19,410 See Cochise back there? Uh -huh. See, the rookie, he's got a really short 106 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:20,509 see? Oh, yeah. 107 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:22,350 He's pretty good, but he's got a bad temper. 108 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:24,510 Cochise has to calm him down sometimes. 109 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:26,830 Cool. 7292

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