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Are we there yet?

Dammit, Beavis. Does this look like Las Vegas?

I don't know.

I've never been there.

Whoa. Cool.

It's a chicken.

No, it's not, butt wagon.

It's too small to be a chicken.

Maybe it's a nugget.

Yeah.

You should eat it.

Okay.

Good Lord, is that a wounded baby bird?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to eat it.

Now, don't you boys worry.

We'll get that poor little bird to the hospital in no time. Don't you worry.

Hurry up. Get in there. I'll go park the car.

We don't treat humans here.

Uh, he's not human.

Whatever.

Then, uh, where's the garbage?

Oh, fill this out and go wait in there.

You have to fill out a form just to throw something in the garbage?

That sucks.

Beavis, you're a stupid dumbass.

Uh,

here, you hold it.

Name?

So, is this your first time here?

Um, yeah.

Butt.

Head. Would you like to pet my poopy?

No, thank you.

Simp. Simp.

Simpsons?

Uh, they're pretty cool.

Don't worry. She's not going to eat you.

Ah, no! Hey, hey, hey!

Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Give me a bird before I kick your

ass! Bad poopy! Bad poopy! Bee.

Bee bee.

Well,

I'm afraid it doesn't look good for your bird.

Uh, are you sure?

Maybe you should, like, lean over and look again.

No, I'm afraid that even if you take your little bird home, even if you feed

him, he is still going to die. Do you understand? He's going to die anyway.

That's cool.

Never say die, boys.

There's always a chance.

And even if... Well, just never say die.

Die! I guess we better feed it.

Why?

Don't you pay attention, Beavis. That lady with the big boob said to. And then

it's gonna die.

Let's give it a burrito.

Birds don't eat burritos, dumbass. They eat like worms.

Okay.

There you go.

Uh, why do you have worms in your pants, Beavis? I don't know.

They were just there.

Feels pretty cool, though.

Uh, okay, Beavis.

Uh, chew them up and spit them into its beak. Just like on TV.

Can we melt some cheese on them first?

Dammit, Beavis. The longer you stand around doing nothing, the longer this

bird's gonna live.

Well, you've done a good thing, boys. But now it's time to let this bird

his wings and fly.

Go on without me.

I can't watch.

Brad.

Uh,

today? You are a man.

Hey,

butthead.

You flipped the bird.

Oh, yeah.

Makeup, y 'all mine.

Make up your mind.

I already made up my mind.

Well,

now, come on.

Whoa,

is that a body?

Yeah, I think so.

You think I killed somebody just to make this video?

They should have killed the people who made it.

I wonder what that would be like, you know, like, to die.

Well,

you're going to find out someday.

Are you threatening me?

I will never die.

No, I'm serious, Viva. It's like, you know, you start to get all old and

Yeah, really?

What else?

I think you start, like, losing control of your wee -wee.

What else?

Uh, then you, like, start pooping a lot, and you, like, lose the grip of your

butt.

Ah, I'm gonna die!

Yeah.

You're old.

Oh, me.

But what would you do, like, if I died?

I'd probably like move over to the middle of the couch.

It's more comfortable.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

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