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All right, then, class.

See you tomorrow.

And, girls, remember you need to go to Mrs. Dickey's class next, okay? She's

going to be showing a woman's body.

What was that about saying a woman's body?

It's an educational film, butthead, just for the girls in the class. All about

their personal needs and special experiences as women.

Yeah, I mean, when's it showing again?

Never mind, Beavis. This film is only for girls, okay?

As soon as we women have a little privacy, we can start the movie.

Hey, how's it going? This film is for girls only, boys.

Eh, that's okay, ma 'am. It's nothing we haven't seen.

Yeah, um, besides, Mr. Van Driessen said we could see it.

He said it would be, um, good for us to learn, um, you know, more about chicks

and their boobs and stuff.

Oh, really?

Well, I think I'll go and ask him if that's true.

So, uh, any of you chicks want to make out during the movie?

See? There they are.

Boys, why are you here? I never gave you permission to see this film.

Uh, we just want to see it for, you know, educational reasons.

Butthead, I appreciate your newfound love of learning, but I don't think this

the appropriate subject matter for you, okay?

It's a very personal film about women's bodies.

Uh, that's okay with us.

Well,

it's not okay with us. Now leave us alone.

Okay, wait a minute. Boys, are you serious about wanting to see this film

educational reasons?

Uh, yeah.

Well, you know, maybe watching this movie would be helpful to Beavis and

Butthead. What? If we took some of the mystery out of the female body and its

functions, they might develop a more mature perspective on sexuality.

Yeah. Makes sense to me. I really don't think these boys are... Their minds are

just crying out for knowledge. And as teachers, we shouldn't deny them a

potential learning experience.

Look, it'll be fine.

I'll sit with them while the movie plays and discuss it with them afterwards.

Okay? All right, then.

But I'm warning you, it's pretty graphic.

Meet Kathy.

She's 16 and there have been many changes in her body as she blossoms into

womanhood.

Here's how Kathy looks naked.

Her body probably looks a lot like yours.

Kathy met her boyfriend John at school.

Like most boys Kathy's age, John is slower to mature than she is.

Like many teen couples, Kathy and John are sexually active.

Here we go. Do it.

Also, like many teens, they don't always take the proper precautions.

But I don't want to wear a condom.

I should know better than to have unprotected sex with you.

Okay. And that's how John impregnated Kathy.

Soon Kathy came down with the first symptoms of morning sickness.

Cool. Yeah.

Yeah.

As months passed, Kathy's waistline swelled to double its earlier size. Her

breasts also increased in size and became more sensitive.

Cool. Yeah, yeah.

And then, nine months later... Keep breathing. You're doing fine.

You're going to be fine, darling. Now push. Push! Push!

See the head. Push!

It's a girl!

Thank God! Let me hold her!

First, we better clean her off. Nurse, please clamp the umbilical cord. Yes,

Doctor. One more push, and there's the placenta. Good girl.

Well,

boys, I was sorry to see you leave the room during the miracle of birth.

You missed a beautiful sequence on nursing and beginning the mother

bond.

Maybe I can persuade Mrs. Dickey to let you watch the rest of the film on your

own.

That's okay, dude.

Yeah, really.

That was pretty disgusting.

I didn't know it looked like that.

Morning sickness sucks.

Yeah, really.

I'd much rather just have morning wood. Yeah.

Hey, that's that kid from that Losing My Religion video.

Yeah, but I thought he got shot with an arrow or something.

Yeah.

It's good

to get

high?

What kind of message is that sending?

Hey, buddy, did you see that guy? He had, like, mirrors all over himself.

Yeah.

That would be cool if you had mirrors all over your clothes like that. Because

then, like, you could use them to see your own taint.

That would be cool.

I don't want to see my taint.

That's stupid.

See, I'm always thinking.

Oh,

check it out. Putt -headed Velvet Jones.

Oh, yeah.

He's cool.

Hi, I'm Velvet Jones.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hi, I'm Velvet Jones.

This is my book, How to Be a Ho.

It's about time they put him in a video.

Hey, but how come Tom Petty is famous?

Because he's on TV, dumbass.

Yeah, but how did he get on TV?

Because he's famous.

Oh, man.

Yeah, but what do you mean, like, how did he get famous?

He got famous because he's on TV.

Yeah, yeah, but how did he get on TV?

Because he's famous, Beavis. Now shut up before I smack the bejesus out of you.

Oh, yeah.

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