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All right, then, class.
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See you tomorrow.
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And, girls, remember you need to go to
Mrs. Dickey's class next, okay? She's
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going to be showing a woman's body.
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What was that about saying a woman's
body?
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It's an educational film, butthead, just
for the girls in the class. All about
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their personal needs and special
experiences as women.
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Yeah, I mean, when's it showing again?
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Never mind, Beavis. This film is only
for girls, okay?
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As soon as we women have a little
privacy, we can start the movie.
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Hey, how's it going? This film is for
girls only, boys.
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Eh, that's okay, ma 'am. It's nothing we
haven't seen.
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Yeah, um, besides, Mr. Van Driessen said
we could see it.
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He said it would be, um, good for us to
learn, um, you know, more about chicks
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and their boobs and stuff.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I think I'll go and ask him if
that's true.
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So, uh, any of you chicks want to make
out during the movie?
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See? There they are.
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Boys, why are you here? I never gave you
permission to see this film.
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Uh, we just want to see it for, you
know, educational reasons.
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Butthead, I appreciate your newfound
love of learning, but I don't think this
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the appropriate subject matter for you,
okay?
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It's a very personal film about women's
bodies.
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Uh, that's okay with us.
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Well,
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it's not okay with us. Now leave us
alone.
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Okay, wait a minute. Boys, are you
serious about wanting to see this film
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educational reasons?
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Uh, yeah.
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Well, you know, maybe watching this
movie would be helpful to Beavis and
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Butthead. What? If we took some of the
mystery out of the female body and its
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functions, they might develop a more
mature perspective on sexuality.
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Yeah. Makes sense to me. I really don't
think these boys are... Their minds are
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just crying out for knowledge. And as
teachers, we shouldn't deny them a
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potential learning experience.
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Look, it'll be fine.
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I'll sit with them while the movie plays
and discuss it with them afterwards.
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Okay? All right, then.
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But I'm warning you, it's pretty
graphic.
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Meet Kathy.
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She's 16 and there have been many
changes in her body as she blossoms into
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womanhood.
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Here's how Kathy looks naked.
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Her body probably looks a lot like
yours.
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Kathy met her boyfriend John at school.
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Like most boys Kathy's age, John is
slower to mature than she is.
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Like many teen couples, Kathy and John
are sexually active.
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Here we go. Do it.
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Also, like many teens, they don't always
take the proper precautions.
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But I don't want to wear a condom.
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I should know better than to have
unprotected sex with you.
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Okay. And that's how John impregnated
Kathy.
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Soon Kathy came down with the first
symptoms of morning sickness.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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As months passed, Kathy's waistline
swelled to double its earlier size. Her
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breasts also increased in size and
became more sensitive.
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Cool. Yeah, yeah.
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And then, nine months later... Keep
breathing. You're doing fine.
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You're going to be fine, darling. Now
push. Push! Push!
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See the head. Push!
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It's a girl!
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Thank God! Let me hold her!
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First, we better clean her off. Nurse,
please clamp the umbilical cord. Yes,
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Doctor. One more push, and there's the
placenta. Good girl.
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Well,
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boys, I was sorry to see you leave the
room during the miracle of birth.
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You missed a beautiful sequence on
nursing and beginning the mother
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bond.
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Maybe I can persuade Mrs. Dickey to let
you watch the rest of the film on your
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own.
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That's okay, dude.
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Yeah, really.
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That was pretty disgusting.
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I didn't know it looked like that.
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Morning sickness sucks.
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Yeah, really.
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I'd much rather just have morning wood.
Yeah.
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Hey, that's that kid from that Losing My
Religion video.
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Yeah, but I thought he got shot with an
arrow or something.
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Yeah.
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It's good
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to get
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high?
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What kind of message is that sending?
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Hey, buddy, did you see that guy? He
had, like, mirrors all over himself.
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Yeah.
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That would be cool if you had mirrors
all over your clothes like that. Because
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then, like, you could use them to see
your own taint.
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That would be cool.
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I don't want to see my taint.
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That's stupid.
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See, I'm always thinking.
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Oh,
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check it out. Putt -headed Velvet Jones.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's cool.
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Hi, I'm Velvet Jones.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hi, I'm Velvet Jones.
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This is my book, How to Be a Ho.
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It's about time they put him in a video.
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Hey, but how come Tom Petty is famous?
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Because he's on TV, dumbass.
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Yeah, but how did he get on TV?
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Because he's famous.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, but what do you mean, like, how
did he get famous?
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He got famous because he's on TV.
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Yeah, yeah, but how did he get on TV?
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Because he's famous, Beavis. Now shut up
before I smack the bejesus out of you.
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Oh, yeah.
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