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And it's through this process of natural selection that the dumbest, slowest,

and weakest members of every species are selected against and gradually die out.

Now, human evolution is no different, okay?

After all, we are animals ourselves.

You know, it was just a few thousand years ago that our ancestors were using

primitive grunts to communicate.

Now, evolution is all about successful mating, okay? Those individuals who are

able to pass along their genetic material to future generations are the

in the game of evolution.

Those who never get the chance to mate are the losers.

Whoa.

I got it, Beva.

We should, like, evolve.

Why? Because.

We need to evolve into dudes who score.

Yeah. Yeah, cool.

I'm gonna evolve a bigger wiener.

Yeah.

Evolution is accomplished over millions of years through the repeated passing

along of genetic material.

In fact, it took our ancestors literally millions of years to begin

walking upright and foraging for food.

What a bunch of dumbasses.

Actually,

they were quite intelligent. They formed highly stratified societies, dominated

by a single male who took the lion's share of the food and then mated with

whomever he wanted.

Whoa.

Cool. Of course, these were very violent times.

And oftentimes...

Now it's extinct.

Extinct. I

clubbed

his ass.

Thank you.

And that's how the genetic material of our ancestors passed from one generation

to the next.

Please read chapters 11 and 12 for next time, people.

Whoa. I just thought of something, Beavis. It's like every one of our

must have scored at least once.

That must mean we're going to score.

Really? Cool.

I'm going to score.

Everything's going to happen.

Clean up your room.

Take out the garbage.

Oh, check it out.

I can't believe she's talking to Snoop that way.

Yeah. If that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smack down. Yeah, really.

Those are cool pajamas.

Yeah.

Snoop rules.

Yeah, yeah.

Doggy dog is in the mother cow.

Oh, check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet. Yeah.

We got to get one of those.

Dog.

It's a doggy dog world.

It's a doggy dog world.

Yeah.

It's your world.

Well, he didn't touch your boob. Of course he did.

It's a doggy dog world.

I'm a G.

I'm a straight G. Yeah, you're a G for gonad.

Shut up, boy.

You might get smoked if you keep that up.

Watch your back, homie.

Hey, buddy. Do you know I'm from Compton?

Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.

You're not from Compton. No way, buddy. I'm serious.

I was kicking it on the street.

It was a hard time.

I used to drink gin and juice.

It was cool. Beavis, you're a white wussy from right here. No way, buddy.

don't know. You weren't around then. Me and Snoop, we used to go to the Compton

swap meet together. Beavis.

He used to go to the flea market with your mom.

Oh, I bought it.

See, I wear this shirt. See, they're my color.

Beavis. Yep.

I'm a straight G. Shut up.

Yep.

Don't happen to Compton slot me with milk, you know.

Sometimes I used to kick it with Drake.

Beavis, shut up.

You've never been to Compton. You're never going to go to Compton. You're

to be here for the rest of your life. You're being stupid.

You don't have any money. You're never going to score.

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