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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,440 Hey, Beaver. 2 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:28,540 How's that new soda? 3 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,500 Pretty good. 4 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:41,620 Thirsty, Beavis? 5 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,540 That stuff is really good. 6 00:01:18,059 --> 00:01:19,760 I am Cornholeo. 7 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,880 I need tippy for my bunghole. 8 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:29,580 My bunghole will eat now. 9 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:37,630 You must prepare a piece for the almighty bunghole. 10 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:44,490 Would you like a spatula for your bunghole? 11 00:01:46,370 --> 00:01:50,730 You must feed the almighty bunghole. 12 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:54,250 How can I help you tonight? 13 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:56,510 Hi, immigration? 14 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,050 What? 15 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,020 Immigration? 16 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,860 Uh, it has to be on the menu, sir. 17 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:07,680 No, dumbass, I'm with immigration. 18 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,380 Really? Where? 19 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,680 Listen, I work for the government. I'm just checking to see if there are any 20 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,040 illegal immigrants working here. 21 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,320 Uh, oh, you mean like Mexicans? 22 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,480 What's with him? 23 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:25,780 What the hell language is he speaking? 24 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,460 Uh, hmm. 25 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,240 I don't know. 26 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,680 Hey, you. 27 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,340 Habla espanol? 28 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,700 Hey, I'm talking to you. 29 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,000 Get back here. 30 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:45,440 Hey, I'm talking to you. 31 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:48,520 I'm with the United States Department of Immigration. 32 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,060 Do you have any ID? 33 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,720 Do you have any tipi? 34 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,400 Tipi for my bunghole? 35 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,490 Do you have a green card? 36 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:01,770 Are you threatening me? 37 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:03,510 Yeah, maybe I am. 38 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:08,130 I'm with immigration, and if you don't show me some proof of residency, I'm 39 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:11,930 going to have to take you in. You can take me, but you cannot take my 40 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:13,790 For I have no bunghole. 41 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,430 I am the great Cornholio. 42 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:19,030 Where I come from, there is no keeping. 43 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:21,750 My people, we have but one bunghole. 44 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,790 Okay, so what do we know about this kid? 45 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:27,150 I picked him up at Burger World. 46 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,900 But he doesn't have any ID or anything. 47 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:35,280 Says his name is Cornholio. What the hell kind of a name is that? 48 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,160 Is that his first name or last? 49 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:40,280 Oh, I don't know. It's the only name he gives. 50 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,480 Cornholio. Sounds Spanish. 51 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:49,380 Could be Italian. I doubt it. Well, the little bastard devoured my taco and 52 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:50,880 burrito combo on the ride over. 53 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,180 Yeah, probably Mexican. 54 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,260 Says he's from Lake Titicaca. 55 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,500 Lake Titicaca? 56 00:03:57,099 --> 00:03:58,099 Lake Titicaca. 57 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,840 Titicaca. Okay. 58 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,840 Find out where the hell Lake Titicaca is. 59 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:04,540 Nicaragua. 60 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:06,560 Nicaragua? Agua for my bunghole. 61 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:12,020 Bunghole. Oh, yeah, and he keeps saying he needs TP for his bunghole. 62 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,540 What the hell's a bunghole? 63 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:18,279 You find out what a bunghole is. You are a bunghole. 64 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,200 And so am I. 65 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:24,070 There will be more bungholes after me. Here, I got the dictionary. 66 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:30,690 Bunghole. Bunghole. It says a hole in a barrel or keg for pouring in or drawing 67 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:31,690 out liquid. 68 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:33,530 Bunghole. 69 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,490 This kid's messed up. 70 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:38,690 Just take him back to Mexico and drop him off with the others. 71 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:43,920 Let the federales deal with him. Okay, Cornholio, time to go back home. Are you 72 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:44,759 threatening me? 73 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,880 You will give me TP, bunghole. 74 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:53,300 Yeah, yeah, all right. I know your bunghole needs TP. We'll get you plenty 75 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:55,580 just as soon as we get you back to Mexico. 76 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:58,840 And your bunghole will be just fine. 77 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:04,520 I would hate for my bungholio to get polio. Me too. Come on, okay. This way, 78 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,680 Cornholio. 79 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:07,680 The bunghole. 80 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,610 It is nothing to be ashamed of. 81 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:16,250 A new report shows that illegal aliens are crossing into the United States at 82 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,250 all -time high. 83 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:18,670 What a dumbass. 84 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:23,510 But for the few that are caught, these illegal aliens are documented and then 85 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:28,110 returned to Mexico only to try to cross again in an ongoing and seemingly 86 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,170 endless cycle. 87 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,330 Tepe for his bunghole. 88 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:47,950 Papel para mi culo. Que necio. 89 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,830 El gringo debe lavar su culo. 90 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,490 Is this Nicaragua? 91 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:56,770 I will take this land for my bunghole. 92 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:59,710 Long live the almighty bunghole. 93 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:01,770 I am the great cornfield. 94 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:04,470 There will be tipi for every man. 95 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:08,730 My people, we have been without tipi. 96 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:12,590 No man should be without tipi. 97 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:23,470 He's playing a toy. 98 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:28,810 Oh, check out that chick's panties. Damn it, Beavis. Don't talk to me when a 99 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,030 chick's panties are on TV. 100 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:34,410 It's like you mess up my mind and I can't, like, see the panties right. 101 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:36,530 Oh, yeah, sorry. 102 00:06:39,090 --> 00:06:45,150 I think this is Blue's traveler. 103 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,310 No, it's not. Where's that big fat dude? 104 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:52,410 I think that's him, Beavis. I think he just, like... Lost a lot of weight. 105 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:55,510 Damn it, that pisses me off. Everybody keeps getting skinny. 106 00:06:55,790 --> 00:07:00,790 Yeah. He looked better when he was a big, fat slob bouncing around on the 107 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:07,090 going... Yeah, yeah, yeah. His stomach was hanging over his pants 108 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:12,850 going... Check it out, Viva. I'm fingering my lips. 109 00:07:21,349 --> 00:07:25,630 Remember that cartoon that had that big fat dude in it? And he used to go, hey, 110 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:26,429 hey, hey. 111 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:30,090 Oh, yeah. And then he had that friend with his eyes cut out of his hat. And 112 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:32,710 like go, hey, baby, let's go. 113 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:35,630 See, 114 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:37,950 they used to have cool cartoons. 115 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,930 Cartoons now just fuck. Yeah. 116 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,200 I don't think Dorothy was this hot in the movie. 117 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,620 Chicks were all, like, ugly and old in time. 118 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,180 It was, like, really messed up. Oh, yeah. 119 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,880 I guess that's why old dudes are, like, all cranky and stuff. They're like, back 120 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,740 in my day, you'd hardly ever get wood watching TV. 121 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:04,380 Yeah. 8489

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