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To survive, now get only a fraction. Do
you like the taste of cold beer?
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Damn straight.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Are you drunk right now?
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Well, you wouldn't be if you were
drinking the Edge.
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That's what beer drinkers drink when
they're not drunk.
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And you don't have to be 21 to buy the
Edge, because the Edge is 100 % non
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-alcoholic. Whoa, cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You don't have to be 21.
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And the Edge gives you all the fun you
expect from a beer.
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Beaver, we gotta get some of that stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And we're gonna get some beer.
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It's really gonna happen.
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Oh.
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Hey, bud, is it normal for the inside of
your bunghole to itch?
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Whoa.
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Is this video over?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's over.
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Well, that was pretty cool.
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I mean, it sucked, but at least it was
short.
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They should make them all this short.
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Yeah, really.
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Then you wouldn't have to listen to them
as much.
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What else is on?
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Whoa, whoa, check it out. I can do that.
Check this out.
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Okay, here we go.
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So that's pretty good, Bela.
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You're probably going to be like this
guy when you grow up.
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Oh, really? You think so?
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Yeah, that would rule.
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Have my own recliner and a TV and some
beer.
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That would kick ass.
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Uh, yeah.
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You know, um, that's all you ever need,
really. Like, if I had to, I could
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probably live without scoring as long as
I had a chair and TV and a beer.
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You're never going to score, Beva.
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I'm not saying that I'm never going to
score.
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I'm just saying, you know, if that's the
way it worked out, you know, it
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wouldn't be too bad. I mean, well, no,
it would suck, but it'd be better if I
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had a TV.
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Damn it.
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Never mind.
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You'll be lucky to even drink a beer.
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Probably won't have a chair either.
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This is going to suck.
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Yeah, can I help you?
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Uh... Yeah.
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We're gonna buy this beer and get drunk.
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Yeah? Well, you can't buy beer unless
you're 21.
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Let me see some ID.
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Oh. Uh... Well... Uh... Uh... Uh... We
left our
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IDs in the truck. Uh... The truck, man.
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Oh, you guys are buying that pee water.
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I guess I can sell that crap to you.
That's right, you can sell it to us.
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Poor old... We
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really fooled that guy.
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What a dumbass.
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He didn't give us any straws, butthole.
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Don't drink beer with a straw dill weed.
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Shut up, bunghole.
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I know how to drink beer.
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Okay, then shut up and drink, dumbass.
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Woofie.
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I'll show you how a man drinks beer.
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That's good beer.
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Yes, sir.
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Check it out. We're wasted.
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You know, Beavis, it doesn't get any
better than this.
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Cop.
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Are you boys drinking beer?
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Uh, yeah.
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We're fit -shaped.
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You boys look a little young.
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I'm gonna have to see some
identification.
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Check this out, Beaver.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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You have the right to shut up or I'll
kick your ass.
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Uh, looks like I've got two intoxicated
minors here.
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I'm gonna have to give you boys a
sobriety test.
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Uh, no way.
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I'm too drunk to take a test.
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Yeah, me too.
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No, you idiot.
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This is a test to see how drunk you are.
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Really?
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Cool.
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Hey, buddy, I bet I'm drunker than you.
No way.
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All right, put your cans down and stand
up.
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Okay, first I want you to close your
eyes, tilt your head back, and touch
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nose. You better not try to steal our
beer. I said close your eyes and touch
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your nose.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm clothing my eyes and touching my
nads.
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Easy.
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Okay. Now, I want you to say the
alphabet backwards. Can you do that?
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Oh.
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Uh... Okay.
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Uh... A... Uh... B...
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What comes before B?
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Should I take my hands off my dad?
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I mean, I don't have to.
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I'm fine. You boys are definitely
intoxicated. I'm going to have to come
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your beverages and bring you downtown.
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Oh, yeah.
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We don't want to forget the beer. I want
to knock back a few on the ride
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downtown. Wait a minute.
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This stuff's non -alcoholic. Check it
out, butthead.
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I'm full.
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You guys aren't drunk.
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You're just stupid.
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Uh... Who is that?
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Uh, me.
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His name is... I've seen this before.
His name is Mike Watt.
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And later on, he pours a bottle of urine
out the window. So don't change it yet.
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Oh, cool.
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Is he peeing?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did.
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That's the name of the song. It's called
Piss Bottle Man.
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That's pretty cool, I guess. You know.
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Yeah, yeah. Why not?
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Later on, this guy gets abducted by
aliens.
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Cool.
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Hey, Butt -head, do you believe in
aliens?
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I believe in illegal aliens.
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I believe in Mexicans.
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Shut up, Beaver. You're supposed to call
him Hispanic.
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Okay, okay.
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You know what would be funny? If he
changed his name, you know, instead of
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Watt, he changed his last name to Hunt.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Uh, why would that be funny?
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You know, um, you know, I don't know,
actually.
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Dumbass.
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Drunk? That sucks.
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Yeah, I knew we weren't drunk, though.
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You know, I've been drunk before.
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No, you haven't, dill weed. Yes, I have.
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One time I, like, went around and, like,
found a bunch of empty bottles, you
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know, and, like, drank the stuff at the
bottom. It was cool.
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Hey, Beavis, maybe we just need to drink
more to get drunk.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea,
yeah.
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I think this video has a message.
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Yeah.
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The message is, leave.
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Don't watch it.
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This video is on me. It's like it's
causing me
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to influence my behavior.
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I'm gonna leave.
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I'm gonna go into the kitchen and break
something.
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about this video call.
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Yeah.
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Go for it, Beavis.
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This is cool.
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The video still sucks. This is cool,
buddy.
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Beavis?
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Beavis? Beavis?
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Settle down.
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Don't break the popcorn, Beavis.
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Cut my leg.
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I cut myself.
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Where are the band -aids?
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They're in the bathroom.
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I'm bleeding.
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I'm bleeding.
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And it's all this video's fault.
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