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Dammit, what's taking so long?
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Beavis, you need to like, be patient and
stuff.
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That's about time, dude.
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Sorry, fellas.
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I was trying to take care of a little
business back in the latrine.
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Sure wish I could tell you not to go in
there, but old T .A.'s having a little
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trouble cranking the cables these days.
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You are taking a dump.
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I wish.
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Listen, I need you to do me a little
favor.
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As you can see, I got the bum wheel.
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Had a little accident in the garden
yesterday, and, well, with the missus up
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Oak Lawn seeing her Aunt Kay, I'm going
to need you to go down to the drug and
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discount and get my pills.
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And here's a list of some other things I
need.
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Prep H, fibers, cigs, beer nuts, turkey
TV dinner.
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Uh, would you like some more toilet
paper, sir?
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Yeah. Well,
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as a matter of fact, I would.
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Just make sure you get the soft kind.
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And go ahead and pick up something for
yourselves, too.
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Cool.
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Oh,
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check it out. Paula Abdullah.
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Yeah.
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This is like every outfit she's ever had
on in a video.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I'm going to go to the kitchen.
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Why? Because I have to take a leak.
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Uh, you mean the bathroom, Beavis?
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Um, oh yeah, it doesn't really matter.
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You should stick around, Beavis, because
I think, like, later on you can see her
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epidermis.
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Um, well,
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okay, maybe I'll just stick around for a
couple minutes, maybe.
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I thought you said we were going to see
her epidermis.
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Uh, no.
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But your epidermis is showing.
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What? No way.
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Are you talking about my nut sack?
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You don't know what it is.
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And everyone can see it.
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Shut up.
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Your epidermis is showing. Your nads are
too.
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I've had enough of this crap. I'm going
to go to the kitchen.
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Hey, Beavis, get back in here.
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I just saw something cool.
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Whoa, Beavis, get back in here.
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Her pants are hiked up her butt.
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Dumbass.
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Hey, Beavis, check it out.
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Spermothytal lubricant.
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With a reservoir tip.
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Ribbed. For her pleasure.
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Yeah. I could use some of those.
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Come on, butt munch.
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We gotta, like, get Anderson's stuff.
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Uh, okay.
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Driffle? I think we need to get some of
this.
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Uh, oh yeah, we do. Yep, never have too
much of that.
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Yeah, one of these shopping rolls.
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Uh, you got a prescription there, son?
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Uh, I guess. Yeah, um, we're supposed to
pick up some drugs.
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Well, maybe I better have a look at
that, huh?
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Uh, yeah, maybe you better.
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Ah, yes, Tom Anderson.
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How's he doing, anyway?
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He's having butt problems.
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Yeah, me too.
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I poop too much.
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That's too bad. Well, this is going to
take a few minutes. Why don't you go
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ahead and finish up? I'll have it ready
when you're done, okay?
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Yeah, cool.
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Let's go buy some more stuff.
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Yeah.
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Uh, where do you keep the porno?
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Whoa, this is cool.
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Flots laying all over motorcycles.
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Really? You should buy it.
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Uh, oh yeah.
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Hey, check it out.
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We're buying rubber.
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See?
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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Hi, baby.
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This isn't enough money.
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Really?
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You're going to have to give me more
money or else put some things back.
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No way.
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Look, I don't have time for this. You're
going to have to put some items back.
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Come on, let's go while we're young.
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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Here.
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Take this one.
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That's for your butt.
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Keep going. Keep going.
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Uh, okay.
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You can have this, too.
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Yeah.
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And this.
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Here. He probably has some napkins or
paper towels.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Hey, baby.
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This chick looks familiar.
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Oh, yeah.
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She was in that movie.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that movie.
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It was the second one.
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The second one of that first one where
that guy was choking his chicken on that
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rock. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my God. Did you see that?
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I sure did.
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And it was cool.
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I've never seen anything like that on
TV.
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She was rubbing her butt.
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Kick ass.
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Oh, my God. She's start breathing naked.
Yeah.
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You could see everything.
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Oh, boy. This is exciting. Yeah.
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This is action packed.
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I like this song.
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Whoa. It's death.
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If Death came over to my house, I'd
just, like, kick him in the nads and run
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away.
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Death doesn't have nads, Viva.
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I bet his back, like, shriveled up like
a little raven.
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That's disgusting, Viva.
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That spider's gonna do her. No way,
really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, she's naked again. Ooh, yeah, yeah.
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Ooh.
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Oh, you can see her rump.
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Her what?
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Her rump.
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You mean her butt, Beavis? No, no, no,
her rump. Ooh.
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That's the part off to the side.
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It's called a butt, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
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I just get tired of saying butt
sometimes.
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It's her rump.
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Anderson was cool to let us buy this
stuff.
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Oh, check it out, butthead.
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This chick has three boobs.
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That's pretty cool.
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How many butts does she have?
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I don't know.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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That's her stomach.
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Hello, boys. Is that you?
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Hello? Oh, damn it. Damn it.
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What in the hell's taking so long?
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Boys?
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Oh,
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check it out. He's sleeping with a pig.
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Uh, yeah.
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For what, Beaver?
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I'm just trying to make conversation.
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Bunghole.
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Uh, why don't you make it somewhere
else, bungwipe?
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You know what this dude looks like?
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This dude looks like that chick, that
tennis player, Monica Fella.
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How come you know so much about tennis
all of a sudden?
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Well,
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you know, I like to watch the Wilbum
Dunn.
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Oh, and also, there's this chick, and
her name is Stiffy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Stiffy Graff.
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That's cool.
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Oh,
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I mean, you know this part right here? I
mean, this was already in another
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video.
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And in the place where you live.
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Yeah, that's what this was there.
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Yeah,
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I think everything in this video was in
another video.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Everything you see in this video was in
another video.
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Everything fucks.
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