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What does it say?

Dear parents, Beavis

sucks. No way. Really? Cool.

Dumbass.

Words.

Words.

Parent.

Teacher Association Thursday night.

Your suggestions welcome.

Hey, maybe we can suggest that school sucks.

It sucks.

Yeah.

Or maybe we can, like, suggest that they get a teacher who's cool.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

This sucks.

Let's go get drunk.

We're there, dude.

Whoa,

cool. Yeah.

What happened to Axl? Yeah, yeah, really.

These guys are probably like, okay, Axl, I'm going to give you one more chance,

but if you wear another skirt on stage, you're out of the band.

Yeah.

And then this guy came along, and he was like, well, okay, I won't wear a skirt,

but...

Can I, like, at least wear tights? Yeah.

And then they were like, hmm, tights, well.

Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead and wear tights.

Just don't wear any high heels or anything.

Who is this guy? This guy looks familiar.

He kind of looks like that little four -year -old down the street.

Yeah, that little kid going on like, it's my football.

Give it back.

I'm going to go back to mine.

Yeah.

Remember that time you shoved his Power Rangers up your butt?

Really?

I heard that kid might have the same dad as you.

Oh, wait, really?

You know who else this guy looks like?

He looks like that dude that's always stopping us on the way to school and

making us give him money.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like...

Got money?

All the money I find on you is mine.

Remember that day he stomped your ass if you only had a dime?

Oh, yes.

Good evening, parents.

We'll begin tonight's meeting by opening the floor to your suggestions.

And this time, let's try to keep it nonviolent, shall we?

All right. Any suggestions?

I think it's high time your teacher started giving our kids a little

That's a very good point.

Hey.

Hey. Oh, no.

Beavis and Butthead, this is a meeting for parents. Get the hell out of here

before I kill you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. As a parent, I think it's

inspiring to see two students so concerned with their education that they

actually attend a PTA meeting.

I think we should hear what these two young lads have to say.

We want, like, a teacher who's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I just want to say one thing, too.

Someone who will, like, give us some beer and some chicken.

What? Boys, this is definitely not the time. Hey, wait a minute, buddy.

These boys may be on to something. Maybe they need a teacher who speaks their

language. Someone who can be their friend.

Yeah, yeah.

Kids need to like their teachers. Yeah. We need teachers who don't fuck.

Yeah, yeah. Hot kids need teachers who are not over -disciplining. My kids need

teachers who let them express themselves.

Yeah, and I'm...

And I'd like some tacos and a chainsaw. That would be cool. But Beavis and

Butthead, wouldn't you say that you already have a teacher who's your

What about Mr. Van Driessen?

What?

What I'm trying to point out, Beavis, is that Mr. Van Driessen respects you and

treats you as an equal.

He already is a fine example of the teacher as a friend. Yeah.

He is a wuss.

You see?

Are these the kind of kids you want?

We need teachers who are not afraid to use discipline.

Coach Buzzcutt is an excellent example.

No way.

Buzzcutt's always screaming at us and kicking our asses.

Once he hit me, and he threw me into a locker, and then he kicked me. What?

You're lying.

That's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you. Now get the hell out

here. Principal McVicker, it's completely unnecessary to talk to

that. What?

Shut up. What do you know? I think you're out of line. I'll wind my ass.

I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill you.

Oh, no.

Is this Yanni?

Oh,

that's a Pink Floyd.

Oh, yeah.

Are they him?

Are they from England?

Yeah.

Just another gang of wussies from England.

You know what? I'd really like to go to England.

You want to know why, but... Okay.

Because I just think, like, you know, since everybody's a wussy over there,

know, I could just go around and kick everybody's ass, and then, you know, I

could probably get some chicks.

I'd be the only...

Guy who's not a wussy.

That's what I was thinking.

I think you'd probably even be a wussy, like, you know, to them.

I could kick the man.

He'd be like, the grass was greener. And then I'd come up behind him and kick

him in the nads.

And then I would score.

Yeah, but I think their nads are so small in England that, like... It'd be

pretty easy to mess.

Well, okay, so I'd kick him in somewhere else.

Just shut up. You always mess up my dreams.

Settle down, baby.

You know, if you didn't know anything, you know, about these guys, and you,

like, just heard the name Pink Floyd, and then you heard this crap, you know,

you'd probably think that it was just, like, you know, total wuss music, you

know?

It is worth music, baby.

Look, big bingo balls.

Okay, class.

Today I'd like to recognize two students who took some of their free time to

make this school a more nurturing learning habitat.

Whoa.

What a couple of wussies.

Wussies! Wussies!

I was hoping Principal McVicker would be able to commend these students

personally, but his secretary said he had an emergency meeting with the school

board. Anyway, thank you, Beavis and Butthead.

Uh...

We regret to inform you that your history of the abuse of two students has

to our attention.

Who are they? Ah, kill them.

Oh, that was disgusting.

Yeah, real.

They didn't show that kind of stuff on TV.

Kids might be there.

Gentlemen, have you reached the verdict?

Yes, we have. Hey, if that dude's from damn Yankees.

Oh, yeah.

Once I saw on MTV News that this dude likes to take, like, a bow and arrow and

go, like, shoot animals with it.

No way, really? Doesn't he get in trouble?

Uh, no, I think it's okay.

I think he can do that because he's, like, one of those, uh, Republicans.

Really?

I want to become a Republican.

Well,

then, like, I think once you become a Republican, it's like you don't gore

anymore.

Well, I guess I'll just keep being a Mexican, then.

They should chop other people's heads off

in video.

That would be cool.

Yeah, like in that Neil Diamond video.

That's where they should be doing that.

He's trying to look all scary.

He's probably going to go to jail someday.

Yeah.

Well.

That was pretty good, I guess.

Yeah, at least it was gruesome.

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