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Check this out.
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What does it say?
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Dear parents, Beavis
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sucks. No way. Really? Cool.
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Dumbass.
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Words.
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Words.
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Parent.
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Teacher Association Thursday night.
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Your suggestions welcome.
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Hey, maybe we can suggest that school
sucks.
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It sucks.
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Yeah.
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Or maybe we can, like, suggest that they
get a teacher who's cool.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This sucks.
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Let's go get drunk.
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We're there, dude.
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Whoa,
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cool. Yeah.
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What happened to Axl? Yeah, yeah,
really.
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These guys are probably like, okay, Axl,
I'm going to give you one more chance,
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but if you wear another skirt on stage,
you're out of the band.
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Yeah.
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And then this guy came along, and he was
like, well, okay, I won't wear a skirt,
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but...
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Can I, like, at least wear tights? Yeah.
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And then they were like, hmm, tights,
well.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead and wear
tights.
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Just don't wear any high heels or
anything.
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Who is this guy? This guy looks
familiar.
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He kind of looks like that little four
-year -old down the street.
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Yeah, that little kid going on like,
it's my football.
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Give it back.
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I'm going to go back to mine.
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Yeah.
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Remember that time you shoved his Power
Rangers up your butt?
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Really?
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I heard that kid might have the same dad
as you.
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Oh, wait, really?
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You know who else this guy looks like?
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He looks like that dude that's always
stopping us on the way to school and
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making us give him money.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like...
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Got money?
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All the money I find on you is mine.
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Remember that day he stomped your ass if
you only had a dime?
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Oh, yes.
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Good evening, parents.
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We'll begin tonight's meeting by opening
the floor to your suggestions.
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And this time, let's try to keep it
nonviolent, shall we?
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All right. Any suggestions?
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I think it's high time your teacher
started giving our kids a little
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That's a very good point.
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Hey.
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Hey. Oh, no.
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Beavis and Butthead, this is a meeting
for parents. Get the hell out of here
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before I kill you. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. As a parent, I think it's
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inspiring to see two students so
concerned with their education that they
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actually attend a PTA meeting.
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I think we should hear what these two
young lads have to say.
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We want, like, a teacher who's cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I just want to say one thing, too.
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Someone who will, like, give us some
beer and some chicken.
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What? Boys, this is definitely not the
time. Hey, wait a minute, buddy.
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These boys may be on to something. Maybe
they need a teacher who speaks their
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language. Someone who can be their
friend.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Kids need to like their teachers. Yeah.
We need teachers who don't fuck.
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Yeah, yeah. Hot kids need teachers who
are not over -disciplining. My kids need
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teachers who let them express
themselves.
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Yeah, and I'm...
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And I'd like some tacos and a chainsaw.
That would be cool. But Beavis and
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Butthead, wouldn't you say that you
already have a teacher who's your
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What about Mr. Van Driessen?
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What?
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What I'm trying to point out, Beavis, is
that Mr. Van Driessen respects you and
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treats you as an equal.
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He already is a fine example of the
teacher as a friend. Yeah.
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He is a wuss.
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You see?
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Are these the kind of kids you want?
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We need teachers who are not afraid to
use discipline.
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Coach Buzzcutt is an excellent example.
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No way.
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Buzzcutt's always screaming at us and
kicking our asses.
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Once he hit me, and he threw me into a
locker, and then he kicked me. What?
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You're lying.
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That's nothing compared to what I'm
going to do to you. Now get the hell out
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here. Principal McVicker, it's
completely unnecessary to talk to
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that. What?
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Shut up. What do you know? I think
you're out of line. I'll wind my ass.
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I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill
you.
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Oh, no.
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Is this Yanni?
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Oh,
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that's a Pink Floyd.
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Oh, yeah.
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Are they him?
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Are they from England?
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Yeah.
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Just another gang of wussies from
England.
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You know what? I'd really like to go to
England.
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You want to know why, but... Okay.
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Because I just think, like, you know,
since everybody's a wussy over there,
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know, I could just go around and kick
everybody's ass, and then, you know, I
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could probably get some chicks.
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I'd be the only...
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Guy who's not a wussy.
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That's what I was thinking.
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I think you'd probably even be a wussy,
like, you know, to them.
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I could kick the man.
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He'd be like, the grass was greener. And
then I'd come up behind him and kick
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him in the nads.
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And then I would score.
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Yeah, but I think their nads are so
small in England that, like... It'd be
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pretty easy to mess.
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Well, okay, so I'd kick him in somewhere
else.
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Just shut up. You always mess up my
dreams.
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Settle down, baby.
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You know, if you didn't know anything,
you know, about these guys, and you,
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like, just heard the name Pink Floyd,
and then you heard this crap, you know,
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you'd probably think that it was just,
like, you know, total wuss music, you
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know?
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It is worth music, baby.
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Look, big bingo balls.
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Okay, class.
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Today I'd like to recognize two students
who took some of their free time to
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make this school a more nurturing
learning habitat.
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Whoa.
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What a couple of wussies.
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Wussies! Wussies!
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I was hoping Principal McVicker would be
able to commend these students
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personally, but his secretary said he
had an emergency meeting with the school
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board. Anyway, thank you, Beavis and
Butthead.
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Uh...
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We regret to inform you that your
history of the abuse of two students has
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to our attention.
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Who are they? Ah, kill them.
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Oh, that was disgusting.
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Yeah, real.
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They didn't show that kind of stuff on
TV.
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Kids might be there.
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Gentlemen, have you reached the verdict?
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Yes, we have. Hey, if that dude's from
damn Yankees.
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Oh, yeah.
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Once I saw on MTV News that this dude
likes to take, like, a bow and arrow and
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go, like, shoot animals with it.
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No way, really? Doesn't he get in
trouble?
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Uh, no, I think it's okay.
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I think he can do that because he's,
like, one of those, uh, Republicans.
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Really?
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I want to become a Republican.
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Well,
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then, like, I think once you become a
Republican, it's like you don't gore
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anymore.
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Well, I guess I'll just keep being a
Mexican, then.
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They should chop other people's heads
off
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in video.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah, like in that Neil Diamond video.
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That's where they should be doing that.
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He's trying to look all scary.
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He's probably going to go to jail
someday.
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Yeah.
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Well.
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That was pretty good, I guess.
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Yeah, at least it was gruesome.
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