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Whoa!
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Think of the things we could do with
this!
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Boys, I can give you a real good deal on
that there bushwhacker.
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Bushwhackers.
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Just a second, boys.
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Hello. Speaking.
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Hey, Tom, this is Bill.
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I need a favor. The wife's colon is
kicking up again, and I got to take her
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the hospital.
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Can you come down?
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Well, Bill, I wish I could, but you see,
I got this here yard sale going on.
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Well, I guess
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I could do it.
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Say, boys, could I get you to watch my
yard sale for a while?
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One of you could be selling while the
other one starts moving things inside.
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Uh... No.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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I'll give you 10 % of what you sell, and
I'll even throw in that there
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bushwhacker. Uh, okay.
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Cool.
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Hey, that chick just spat, butthead.
Yeah.
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That rules.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool, but I don't know
if I'd want a chick to spit, you know?
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Kind of disgusting on a chick.
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What do you think happens when you make
out with a chick, Viva?
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It's like you get all her spit in your
mouth and stuff.
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Oh, really?
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That's sickening.
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You dumbass.
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Whoa.
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This chick, like, kind of gives me a
special feeling.
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I'd do it with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
know, I know. So would I.
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I'd do it with a lot of chicks on TV. So
what?
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This is never going to happen, and I
keep seeing them. They're making me
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Settle down, Beva.
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Damn it.
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Ooh, she's kind of hot. Yeah, yeah, I
know. So what? So what?
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Ooh, she looks good there.
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Yeah, yeah.
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See? Damn it.
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I see him, I get a boner, and then
nothing happens.
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You need to settle down, Beaver. I know.
See, see, there, there. Whoa, look,
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she's naked.
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She's fuck naked.
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Yeah. And she looks pretty good naked.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, now we're getting some more.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ooh. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Ugh.
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That's got to hurt.
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Remember that time you got all sunburned
and then your skin peeled and you,
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like, pulled it off and brought it to
school and showed everybody?
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Oh, yeah.
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That kind of reminds me of the time I
was, like, trying to warm up my nads in
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the microwave.
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So, like, how do you just put your nads
in the microwave and not your schlong?
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Well, here, I'll show you. You kind of,
like, stand up like this.
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Sit down, Beavis. I don't want to see
how you did it. Well, you ask.
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Uh, are you gonna buy something or just
touch everything?
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Well, I'm looking for a gift for our
church rectory.
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Uh, did you say rectum?
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Oh, what a precious manger.
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The pastor will love this.
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But where's the baby Jesus?
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Uh, he's like ten bucks extra.
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Charging money for the baby Jesus.
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That's sacrilege.
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He's naked.
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You can tell Tom Anderson he's going to
hell for this.
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Whoa.
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Okay, I'll tell him.
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Hey,
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buddy, check it out.
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He's got, like, cooler stuff inside.
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Yeah. It even gets porno.
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No extra charge, sir.
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How much did you say you wanted?
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Uh, how much do you want to spend?
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Well, I've only got $8 on me, but I
could write you a check.
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Uh, we only take cash, but, uh, it just
happens to be $8.
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Whoa.
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Did you see that?
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I took all of the money.
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What a dumbass.
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Yeah.
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Dumbass.
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How you doing, ma 'am?
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Excuse me, young man.
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Um, what's the price on these dishes?
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Um, five bucks.
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Yeah, five bucks.
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But this looks like fine china.
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Um, five bucks. Take it or leave it.
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Uh.
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This table is like $20.
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Hey, what about the four chairs?
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They're eight.
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How much for the set?
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Fifteen. Here you go.
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Hey, Beavis.
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I'm like ripping these people off.
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Yeah, me too.
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They told me I'd be in the VA hospital
for a week. Hell.
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I was there for nearly nine months.
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They took up my intestines, my bladder,
my kidney, and part of my organ.
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Oh, you should have seen it. Well,
that's some tough luck, Sarge. I wish
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was something I could do. Well, how
about pouring me a shot of whiskey? I
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the pain, you know? I just want to numb
the pain.
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All right.
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Well, that'll be two big ones. I'll put
it on my tab.
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I'm good for it, you know.
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Sorry, buddy. No can do.
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We got something around here called a
code of honor.
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Huh, a Purple Heart from Korea.
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You gotta be wounded to get one of
these.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I was shot in the butt.
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Five bucks.
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I've seen this video before.
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It's fucked.
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Wow. Now I'm just thinking the same
thing and then you said it. You must,
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read minds or something.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Have like a E -S -P -N.
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Whoa, really?
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That's cool.
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Yeah.
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I knew you were going to say that. What
am I going to say next?
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You're going to say, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Wow, you did it again.
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That's cool.
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I knew you were going to say that, too.
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Okay, let's try it one more time.
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Okay, I'm gonna think about this.
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Uh, okay.
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Um... Damn it, Beavis!
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Don't ever think about that again.
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Wow, this is really cool. Okay, let me
do it now.
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Can you think of something?
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Uh, okay.
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I'm thinking about... Is it some flies?
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No.
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Is it a suitcase of some kind?
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Uh, no.
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Let me think. You're thinking of me.
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Are you thinking you're going to smack
me?
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No, but that's not a bad idea.
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Boys,
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you did one hell of a job cleaning this
junk out.
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You must have been selling like real
pros.
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Yeah, we ripped people off.
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Well, you can have that bushwhacker.
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And I guess I owe you 10%. Let's see,
that would be $6.
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Uh, weren't we supposed to get, like,
$10?
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Yeah. Well, maybe you boys need to brush
up on your business sense.
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Now, a deal is a deal, and I expect you
to honor it.
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What a ripoff.
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Yeah, he really screwed us. Yeah, and
now he's rich.
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What in the hell?
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Bombastic. Yeah, yeah.
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Bombastic. Yeah, here it is.
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Mr. Romantic. Mr. Bombastic.
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Mr.
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Romantic. Mr.
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Bombastic. Mr.
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Bombastic.
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Mr.
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Bombastic.
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What does bombastic mean anyway?
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Well, it's like bombastic is like even
better than fantastic.
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You know, like if you were scoring,
you'd be like, this is bombastic.
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Really?
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I always imagine, you know, like if I
was ever going to score, you know, I'd
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like going.
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Stuff like that.
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Really? If I ever score, I'm going to be
going, this is fantastic, Mr.
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Bombastic.
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What is this accent he's talking?
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Dumbass, it's foreign.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Damn it, Beavis, cut that out.
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