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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,080 Get the door, Beaver. 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,360 Um, 3 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,020 here's the new phone book, dude. 4 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:18,860 Yeah. 5 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:22,700 Hey, buddy, check it out. 6 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:24,160 New phone book. 7 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:26,340 Cool. 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,340 Let's, like, call someone. 9 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,700 Yeah. 10 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:36,120 Uh... Taylor... Bob... No. 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:41,390 Uh... M -M -Matthews. Al. 12 00:00:41,870 --> 00:00:43,610 No. Come on, buddy. 13 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:47,810 Uh... Thack. Thack. 14 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:49,450 Harry. 15 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:52,690 Harry Thack. 16 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,070 Harry Thack. 17 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:58,750 This is gonna be cool. 18 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,310 Uh... Who's that? 19 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,840 This is Bucky Hayes. 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,000 Uh, okay. 21 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:19,900 Whoa, is that supposed to be a dream? 22 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:24,120 Uh, no, this dude really lives like this. 23 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,220 Whoa. That's cool. 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,380 It's like, if you were scoring with two chicks at the same time in real life, 25 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,000 what would you dream about? 26 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:37,400 Because all I dream about now is scoring. 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:43,240 Well, if I was scoring with two chicks at the same time in real life, then I 28 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,220 would dream about scoring with three chicks. 29 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:52,120 And if I was scoring with three chicks, I'd dream about scoring with four 30 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,200 chicks. Yeah. 31 00:01:57,710 --> 00:02:02,190 And then if I had five chicks at the same time, I'd just put my face in all 32 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,370 their butt cheeks and go... 33 00:02:04,370 --> 00:02:15,790 Whoa, 34 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:23,270 her butt looks better in pants than most chicks' butts look naked. 35 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:26,450 Her butt looks better in pants than most chicks' butts look naked. 36 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:29,470 Her butt looks better in pants than most chicks' butts look naked. 37 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:32,090 Her butt looks better in pants than most chicks' butts look naked. 38 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:36,770 Hairy sack. 39 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,940 Hello. I'm calling back. 40 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:56,840 Uh, okay. 41 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,520 This time, let's say something. 42 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,600 Okay. 43 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,740 Uh, hello? 44 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,520 I'm... I'm... You suck! 45 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,520 That was pretty funny, Viva. 46 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,560 Hello? 47 00:03:50,450 --> 00:03:51,870 It's Harry Sacks! 48 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:53,210 No! 49 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:55,250 No! 50 00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:00,630 Now, somebody's gonna die. 51 00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,070 Uh, 52 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:11,270 hello? 53 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,570 Hey, congratulations. 54 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:17,070 You just won yourself a free pizza. 55 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:21,740 Cool. We'll be ha - to deliver it right over to your house. 56 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,520 What's your address? 57 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,220 Uh... You don't know your own address? 58 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,960 Uh... Uh, tell you what. 59 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,900 Do you have any mail around? 60 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,420 Read me the address off of that. 61 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,000 Hey, is there any, like, mail around here? 62 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,680 Um, let's see. 63 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,320 Just that stuff we took out of Stuart's mailbox. 64 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,500 Uh, okay. 65 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:03,130 Stuart Stevenson. Uh, 67 Maple Street. 66 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:07,030 Now hurry up and get that pizza over here. I'm hungry. 67 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:17,470 Here for some cookies, Stuart? 68 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,370 Oh, right. Thanks, Mom. 69 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,870 You little worm! 70 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,150 Was it you? 71 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:32,870 Damn it. What's all the noise in here? I'm on the phone. Oh, my God. 72 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:37,390 It was you, wasn't it? I'll kill you. Damn it. Operator. Ah, no. 73 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:39,530 Hey, 74 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:41,790 this is between you and Stewart. Get him. 75 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,010 Please. 76 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:48,350 You like the way that sounds, funny man? 77 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:51,750 Huh? You must be Stewart. 78 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:54,530 Listen very carefully, funny man. 79 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,730 Please. 80 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,880 I swear I'll find you wherever you are and I'll gut you. 81 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:08,520 But just to be sure you don't call me, I'm going to stick your phone where 82 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,980 you'll have an awful hard time dialing it. No, please, no. 83 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,320 Bon Jovi. 84 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,900 But you know, um, this song, it's kind of, um, uh, never mind. 85 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,340 Uh, what? 86 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:40,440 Well, um, I was just gonna say, you know, this song, I mean, um, you know, 87 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,800 sucks, but, um, but there's this one part that I kind of like where it kind 88 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,700 goes, um, give me something for the pain. 89 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,040 Uh, what did you say, Beavis? 90 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,680 Well, no, I'm just saying, you know, um, you know, I kind of like this one part 91 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,960 of the song, you know, where it goes, give me something for the pain. 92 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,130 Cut it out, bunghole. 93 00:07:02,230 --> 00:07:05,930 I'm doing it for your own good, Beaver. You're starting to like this song. 94 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:12,410 Well, no, I mean, I still think Bon Jovi sucks, but I just kind of think this 95 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:18,850 song, you know, kind of, there's just this one part that's kind of like... If 96 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:23,490 you say one more good thing about Bon Jovi, I'm going to really smack the 97 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:24,490 bejesus out of you. 98 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,790 Okay, well, you know what I mean. 99 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:33,340 Okay, so it sucks, but it doesn't suck as much as... Cut 100 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,340 it out. 101 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,920 Damn it, butthead. Bon Jovi rules. 102 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,240 Take that. 103 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,780 Yeah, I like this song. 104 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,760 This sucks. 105 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,540 As soon as my nads feel better, I'm going to beat the living crap out of 106 00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:55,440 You can't tell me what sucks. 107 00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:57,670 Right. 108 00:07:57,990 --> 00:08:00,490 I like this. So blow it up your ass. 109 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:04,350 Hey. Ow. 110 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:05,950 Take it easy. Be careful. 111 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:11,170 Damn it. I'm hungry. Where the hell's my pizza? 112 00:08:12,130 --> 00:08:13,130 Whoa. 113 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,890 Hey, buddy. It looks like something's going on at Stuart's house. 114 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,750 Oh, yeah? 115 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:19,570 Let's call him. 116 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,700 Somebody get that. That might be the office. 117 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,940 Ah! 118 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,080 Eh. 119 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,280 Nobody's home. 120 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,560 Let's call that Harry Fack dude again. 121 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,920 Yeah. Harry Fack. 122 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:14,440 Oh, no. This video freaks me out. It's like, you know, I get all excited when I 123 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:18,200 see the checks and I see these stubby dudes and it, like, makes my testes 124 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,980 retract into my globules. 125 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,760 Yeah. 126 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,580 It gives me a special feeling in my seminiferous tubules. 127 00:09:27,790 --> 00:09:28,790 Yeah, yeah. 128 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:32,310 I want to do every single girl in this video. 129 00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:37,770 Uh, you want to do, like, every girl in every video, Beaver? 130 00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:39,650 Um, no. 131 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:42,450 Not really. 132 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:47,030 Uh, name one girl in a video that you wouldn't want to do. 133 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,890 Boy, let me think. Oh, I know. 134 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:54,550 Um, there's that one, uh, video, you know, where they're, like, uh, you know, 135 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,070 Bangkok stealing, and, um... 136 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:59,950 That one girl and she's like, you know, stuffing fruit and stuff down her shirt. 137 00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:01,910 I don't want to do her. 138 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:07,150 That's a dude dressed up like a girl, Beaver. 139 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,590 That doesn't count. 140 00:10:10,450 --> 00:10:11,450 Oh, okay. 141 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:18,090 Well, let me... Wilson. Well, I guess I'd do her. 142 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,190 Oh, me. 143 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:21,670 No. 144 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:22,970 Boy, 145 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,490 maybe you're right. 146 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:28,260 I just want to make love with all the women of the world. 147 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,360 Yeah. 148 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:31,980 Me too. 9876

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