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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,479 --> 00:00:08,400 Now, people, who can tell us where we get our food? 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,080 Uh, at the store. 3 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,360 Good, Butthead. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,940 Whoa, really? 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,820 I'm afraid so. 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:23,220 Sadly, the primal experience of cultivating the earth has been replaced 7 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:24,260 trip to the store. 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,220 That's why you're all going to grow plants. 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:32,259 Now, Beavis and Butthead, if you could grow any type of food, what would you 10 00:00:32,259 --> 00:00:33,260 grow? 11 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,220 Nachos. 12 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,500 Nachos aren't a plant, dumbass. 13 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,720 They, like, make them from stuff. 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:46,060 That's right, butthead. And corn is an excellent choice, or as the Native 15 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:51,220 Americans call it, maize. No, no, no. We want to grow nachos. 16 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:55,880 In a few months, Beavis, when the corn grows, you'll be able to make your own 17 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,680 nachos. Yeah, but we can go to Maxi Mart and get some right now. 18 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,800 Yeah, but that's a school. 19 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:04,310 They have to do everything ass backwards. 20 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:13,950 Magician. 21 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:18,330 Maybe he's going to pull a rabbit out of his hat. 22 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:21,950 Yeah, or maybe he'll pull a rabbit out of his butt. 23 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,440 I mean, I knew you were going to say that, Butthead. 24 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,920 You always say stuff like that. 25 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,280 It's not very funny. 26 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,380 Uh, shut up, Beaver. 27 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,220 Magicians are stupid. 28 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,000 It's like they're always pulling, like, rabbits and birds out of their hats and 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,020 their sleeves and stuff. 30 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,640 It's like, why don't they just pull money out of their hats? 31 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,950 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, it's like they could just... Pull some 32 00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:53,950 money out of their hat. 33 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:56,530 And then when they run out, they can just make some more money up here. 34 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:59,470 And then just keep making more and more money until they're rich. And then they 35 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,590 can, like, make chicks up here. 36 00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:04,070 And then maybe, like, um, you know, like a tractor. 37 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:05,610 That would roll. 38 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,210 Yeah. 39 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:09,990 He could pull a tractor out of his butt. 40 00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:12,010 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:16,130 You know, I mean, maybe we should get one of those books on magic. 42 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:20,130 Uh, what book? Fuck, Viva. 43 00:02:21,529 --> 00:02:22,570 Damn it. 44 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:24,330 There's always a catch. 45 00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:31,550 You know, once my grandma was reading me this book where there was this dude. He 46 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:36,150 was like magic because he could like, he could take this one loaf of bread and 47 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:38,990 like use it to feed like a thousand people. 48 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:45,090 You know what else he could do? He could take water and turn it into beer. 49 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:47,290 I'm serious. 50 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:50,190 Really? That kicks ass. 51 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:54,910 Get ready for nachos, Beavis. 52 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:00,610 These 53 00:03:00,610 --> 00:03:07,550 seeds 54 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:08,550 suck. 55 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:12,250 I knew you guys would screw this up. I just had to see for myself. 56 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,750 What do you know about nachos, Daria? 57 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:23,890 Not much, but I do know you're supposed to plant the seeds... in the ground. 58 00:03:26,450 --> 00:03:28,990 I know it sounds crazy, but I've seen it work. 59 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:33,750 Then you have to give them water, and then some plant food. And it helps if 60 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:37,190 talk to them, too. In the meantime, I hope you guys don't starve to death. 61 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:39,810 Stupid diarrhea. 62 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:42,550 Really? 63 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:45,690 Well, you heard her, dude. Let's get them in the ground. 64 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:01,120 Cool. Didn't diarrhea say we were supposed to put water on it? 65 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,600 Uh, yeah, but water sucks. 66 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:06,140 Oh, yeah, yeah, water sucks. 67 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,740 Let's get him some food. 68 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,200 Okay, here you go. 69 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,380 Yeah. 70 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,279 Come and get... 71 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:26,720 Nothing's 72 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,720 happening, butthead. 73 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:28,840 Yeah, 74 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,780 farming sucks. 75 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,140 Let's go get something to eat. I'm hungry. 76 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:42,060 So, uh, where's the corn? 77 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:49,310 Maybe it needs more food and water and stuff. We already tried that, dumbass. 78 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,230 This corn is starting to piss me off. 79 00:04:54,450 --> 00:04:56,230 Come on, grow, dammit. 80 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,110 How come you're yelling at it? 81 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:04,170 I'm not yelling at it, dumbass. I'm just, like, talking to it like Daria 82 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:05,730 Oh, yeah, yeah. 83 00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:09,350 So, like, uh, corn. 84 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:12,130 Grow. 85 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,270 Yeah, what's your problem? 86 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:18,810 Yeah, really. 87 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,610 What's taking you so damn long? 88 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:25,070 Yeah, yeah. You know, we gave you some food. We gave you some cheeseburgers. 89 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:26,070 know, I could have eaten that myself. 90 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:29,850 And I was like, you're just sitting there. You're not doing anything. Come 91 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:30,870 grow. Yeah. 92 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:33,750 I'm getting pretty sick of this crap. 93 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:36,650 Yeah, and you're just taking your sweet -ass time peddling around. 94 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,160 And next time I'm going to get the belt. 95 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:47,080 There's not going to be a next time. 96 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,200 I'm going to kick your ass right now. 97 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680 Son of a bitch. 98 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:53,940 What? 99 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:08,840 That's boring. 100 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:11,380 Yeah, really. 101 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:15,330 It's boring enough to watch this, and then they're bored doing it. 102 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,910 Maybe next time they'll learn to rock. 103 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:19,890 Yeah. 104 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:25,850 What a bunch of wussies. 105 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:31,330 It's like they're all hanging out up on the diving board, but, like, everyone's 106 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:32,730 too chicken to jump off. 107 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:37,820 You need to take those guitars and those amps and just, like... Push him off the 108 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:41,100 diving board into the water and watch him get all electrocuted or something? 109 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,100 that would rule. 110 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:46,640 You know, I don't want the high dive one. 111 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:48,580 Remember? 112 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,720 Cool. 113 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:53,420 You didn't dive, Beavis. You fell off. 114 00:06:54,420 --> 00:06:57,120 You were trying to run back to the ladder and you slipped. 115 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,660 No. No way. 116 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,320 You were flailing around in the water. 117 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,500 And then that dude with the hairy chest came and saved you. 118 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,280 Shut up, butthead. 119 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,840 At least I fell off it. I didn't even see you climb up. 120 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,760 Yeah, I did. 121 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:22,180 After they took you off in the ambulance, I was, like, doing a bunch of 122 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,180 dives. 123 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,440 It was cool. 124 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,040 And then I scored. 125 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:29,420 Whoa, really? 126 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,400 You're cool, butthead. 127 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,440 Yeah. 128 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,140 It was cool. 129 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,200 Well, 130 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,000 class, overall, I'm really pleased with this project. 131 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:49,760 You all did a marvelous job getting in touch with the Earth. 132 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:54,140 But I must say, Beavis and Butthead, I'm a little disappointed. What happened to 133 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,019 your corn? 134 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:57,540 Uh, we made it into nachos already. 135 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,300 Yeah, they were really good. 136 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:04,120 Come on, what really happened? 137 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:10,200 Oh. Uh, we fed it and watered it and, like, tried talking to it and stuff, but 138 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,220 it just had a bad attitude about growing. 139 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,480 Yeah, it's like one of those problem plants. 140 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:21,120 Well, I can't fail you for trying, but what's that awful smell? 141 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,640 Oh, yeah. 142 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,460 After it stopped growing, Beavis fertilized it. 143 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,600 Whoa. 144 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,680 That looked like that dude from Planet of the Apes. 145 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,200 That movie kicked ass. 146 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,300 Remember when they put those naked guys in a cage? 147 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,520 Yeah. 148 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,240 Those guys were whoopee. 149 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:02,720 Yeah, yeah, really. I wouldn't take that if they did that to me. 150 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,400 I'd be kicking monkey ass all over the place. 151 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:07,020 Yeah. 152 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:11,720 You know, 153 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,680 these guys sound pretty cool, you know, for having a monkey, you know, on 154 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,160 guitar. I'm thinking maybe they should get a gorilla to play drums. 155 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,980 Because, you know, you go to the zoo and they're always playing with themselves. 156 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,920 Maybe they could play some drums. I don't know. 157 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,160 Yeah, 158 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,940 but, Viva, you play with yourself, and you can't play drums. 159 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,920 Oh, wait, but I bet I could play the drums. I could, like, go, you know. 160 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:44,400 Then 161 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:53,260 I 162 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,560 was thinking also, you know, if you had a monkey on drums, just one more thing 163 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,560 about that. 164 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:02,060 If you had a monkey on a drum, you know, you could crank him. 165 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,440 That's all I wanted to say. 166 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,500 Yeah. 11825