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Now, people, who can tell us where we
get our food?
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Uh, at the store.
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Good, Butthead.
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Whoa, really?
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I'm afraid so.
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Sadly, the primal experience of
cultivating the earth has been replaced
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trip to the store.
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That's why you're all going to grow
plants.
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Now, Beavis and Butthead, if you could
grow any type of food, what would you
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grow?
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Nachos.
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Nachos aren't a plant, dumbass.
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They, like, make them from stuff.
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That's right, butthead. And corn is an
excellent choice, or as the Native
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Americans call it, maize. No, no, no. We
want to grow nachos.
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In a few months, Beavis, when the corn
grows, you'll be able to make your own
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nachos. Yeah, but we can go to Maxi Mart
and get some right now.
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Yeah, but that's a school.
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They have to do everything ass
backwards.
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Magician.
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Maybe he's going to pull a rabbit out of
his hat.
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Yeah, or maybe he'll pull a rabbit out
of his butt.
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I mean, I knew you were going to say
that, Butthead.
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You always say stuff like that.
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It's not very funny.
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Uh, shut up, Beaver.
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Magicians are stupid.
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It's like they're always pulling, like,
rabbits and birds out of their hats and
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their sleeves and stuff.
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It's like, why don't they just pull
money out of their hats?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know,
it's like they could just... Pull some
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money out of their hat.
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And then when they run out, they can
just make some more money up here.
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And then just keep making more and more
money until they're rich. And then they
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can, like, make chicks up here.
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And then maybe, like, um, you know, like
a tractor.
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That would roll.
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Yeah.
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He could pull a tractor out of his butt.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know, I mean, maybe we should get
one of those books on magic.
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Uh, what book? Fuck, Viva.
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Damn it.
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There's always a catch.
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You know, once my grandma was reading me
this book where there was this dude. He
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was like magic because he could like, he
could take this one loaf of bread and
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like use it to feed like a thousand
people.
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You know what else he could do? He could
take water and turn it into beer.
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I'm serious.
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Really? That kicks ass.
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Get ready for nachos, Beavis.
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These
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seeds
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suck.
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I knew you guys would screw this up. I
just had to see for myself.
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What do you know about nachos, Daria?
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Not much, but I do know you're supposed
to plant the seeds... in the ground.
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I know it sounds crazy, but I've seen it
work.
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Then you have to give them water, and
then some plant food. And it helps if
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talk to them, too. In the meantime, I
hope you guys don't starve to death.
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Stupid diarrhea.
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Really?
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Well, you heard her, dude. Let's get
them in the ground.
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Cool. Didn't diarrhea say we were
supposed to put water on it?
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Uh, yeah, but water sucks.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, water sucks.
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Let's get him some food.
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Okay, here you go.
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Yeah.
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Come and get...
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Nothing's
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happening, butthead.
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Yeah,
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farming sucks.
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Let's go get something to eat. I'm
hungry.
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So, uh, where's the corn?
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Maybe it needs more food and water and
stuff. We already tried that, dumbass.
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This corn is starting to piss me off.
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Come on, grow, dammit.
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How come you're yelling at it?
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I'm not yelling at it, dumbass. I'm
just, like, talking to it like Daria
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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So, like, uh, corn.
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Grow.
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Yeah, what's your problem?
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Yeah, really.
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What's taking you so damn long?
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Yeah, yeah. You know, we gave you some
food. We gave you some cheeseburgers.
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know, I could have eaten that myself.
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And I was like, you're just sitting
there. You're not doing anything. Come
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grow. Yeah.
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I'm getting pretty sick of this crap.
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Yeah, and you're just taking your sweet
-ass time peddling around.
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And next time I'm going to get the belt.
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There's not going to be a next time.
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I'm going to kick your ass right now.
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Son of a bitch.
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What?
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That's boring.
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Yeah, really.
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It's boring enough to watch this, and
then they're bored doing it.
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Maybe next time they'll learn to rock.
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Yeah.
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What a bunch of wussies.
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It's like they're all hanging out up on
the diving board, but, like, everyone's
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too chicken to jump off.
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You need to take those guitars and those
amps and just, like... Push him off the
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diving board into the water and watch
him get all electrocuted or something?
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that would rule.
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You know, I don't want the high dive
one.
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Remember?
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Cool.
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You didn't dive, Beavis. You fell off.
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You were trying to run back to the
ladder and you slipped.
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No. No way.
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You were flailing around in the water.
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And then that dude with the hairy chest
came and saved you.
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Shut up, butthead.
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At least I fell off it. I didn't even
see you climb up.
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Yeah, I did.
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After they took you off in the
ambulance, I was, like, doing a bunch of
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dives.
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It was cool.
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And then I scored.
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Whoa, really?
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You're cool, butthead.
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Yeah.
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It was cool.
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Well,
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class, overall, I'm really pleased with
this project.
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You all did a marvelous job getting in
touch with the Earth.
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But I must say, Beavis and Butthead, I'm
a little disappointed. What happened to
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your corn?
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Uh, we made it into nachos already.
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Yeah, they were really good.
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Come on, what really happened?
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Oh. Uh, we fed it and watered it and,
like, tried talking to it and stuff, but
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it just had a bad attitude about
growing.
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Yeah, it's like one of those problem
plants.
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Well, I can't fail you for trying, but
what's that awful smell?
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Oh, yeah.
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After it stopped growing, Beavis
fertilized it.
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Whoa.
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That looked like that dude from Planet
of the Apes.
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That movie kicked ass.
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Remember when they put those naked guys
in a cage?
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Yeah.
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Those guys were whoopee.
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Yeah, yeah, really. I wouldn't take that
if they did that to me.
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I'd be kicking monkey ass all over the
place.
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Yeah.
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You know,
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these guys sound pretty cool, you know,
for having a monkey, you know, on
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guitar. I'm thinking maybe they should
get a gorilla to play drums.
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Because, you know, you go to the zoo and
they're always playing with themselves.
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Maybe they could play some drums. I
don't know.
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Yeah,
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but, Viva, you play with yourself, and
you can't play drums.
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Oh, wait, but I bet I could play the
drums. I could, like, go, you know.
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Then
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I
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was thinking also, you know, if you had
a monkey on drums, just one more thing
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about that.
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If you had a monkey on a drum, you know,
you could crank him.
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That's all I wanted to say.
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Yeah.
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