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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,320 uh 2 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:32,879 Hey, what was that? 3 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,420 It's Woodrow. 4 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,500 He's knocking. 5 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,100 Whoa. 6 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:44,620 Anyway you want it, baby. 7 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,980 Get the door, Beaver. 8 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,060 I'm busy. You get it. 9 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,040 Get the door, nutbag. 10 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,480 Okay. 11 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,400 Damn it, I'll get it. 12 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:09,540 Oh, butthead, I think something terrible has happened to Stuart. 13 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,520 Have you seen him? 14 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,520 Uh, no. 15 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,760 Damn it, now I have to start all over. 16 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,480 You know, I don't, like, say this very often, but, uh, this sucks. Hey, guys, 17 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,560 how you doing? 18 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,120 Yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,380 Guys, can you take care of that? You say that all the time, actually, but it... 20 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:44,560 Uh, oh, yeah. 21 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,760 Well, are we gonna dance or are we gonna play? 22 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,520 Poison. 23 00:01:58,260 --> 00:01:59,260 Yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,120 And to think... That this dude used to bop Pamela Anderson. 25 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:07,480 Like that would ever happen. 26 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,660 I think it did happen. 27 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:14,960 But anyways, yeah, 28 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,900 she's on this thing with this guy. His name's Anthony Robert. 29 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,520 And, like, he has these tapes. 30 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,720 And these, these things, and he, like, talks to you and, like, makes you feel 31 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,180 all good. And she watched him. 32 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,380 And then, um, now she has huge hooters and she's on TV. 33 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,180 It's pretty cool. I was thinking of getting some of those tapes. 34 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:36,440 Uh, yeah, you'd look good with big hooters, David. 35 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:38,660 Shut up, butt -head. 36 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,640 You know, that's not what I meant. 37 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:46,380 You know who else Pamela Anderson bossed? 38 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,820 It's, um, Scott Baio. 39 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:50,760 Uh, really? 40 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:57,080 You know, this poison dude kind of looks like Pamela Anderson. 41 00:02:58,020 --> 00:03:01,700 Yeah, you know, I'm thinking, you know, if he got some hooters, maybe he could 42 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,700 be on Baywatch. 43 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:07,600 You know, because since his career sucks now, you know, he probably doesn't have 44 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,600 a job. 45 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:17,240 I'm sorry to be bothering you boys, but this is an emergency. 46 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Is your house on fire? 47 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,180 It's stored. 48 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:23,760 He was supposed to come home for lunch more than an hour ago. 49 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,740 It's not like Stuart to miss lunch. 50 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,920 I'll bet. 51 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,140 He's fat. 52 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,340 I've looked all over and I can't find him. 53 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,160 Maybe he's in the bathroom. 54 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,760 He's been gone for hours. 55 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,660 Maybe he has diarrhea. 56 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,920 He does not have diarrhea. 57 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:50,709 I'm his mother. 58 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,510 I would know if he had diarrhea. 59 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:54,750 Uh, okay. 60 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,850 Oh, my poor Stuart. 61 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:59,310 What could have happened to him? 62 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:04,430 Um, maybe somebody killed him and buried him in a shallow grave. Oh, no! 63 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:09,450 What's the matter? 64 00:04:13,350 --> 00:04:15,450 Oh, thank you, boys. 65 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:18,450 Thank you for helping me find my Stuart. 66 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,880 They're the reward, right? 67 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:24,680 I wouldn't give anything to find my Stuart. 68 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,960 Anything? 69 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:37,740 What are you boys thinking? 70 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,220 Do you have an idea? 71 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,880 You know where he is, don't you? 72 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,520 Who? 73 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,960 Stuart! My little Stuart! 74 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,880 You have a little Stuart, too? 75 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,280 Have you looked in the garbage can? 76 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,380 Oh, no! 77 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,860 Beavis, you dumbass. Why'd you tell her that? 78 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:00,420 I don't know. You know, I'm just trying to help. 79 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,040 Stuart doesn't fit in a garbage can, dumbass. 80 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,300 Remember? 81 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,480 Oh, yeah, yeah. 82 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,720 If you wanted to put Stuart in a garbage can, you'd have to, like, cut him up 83 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,720 into little pieces. 84 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:13,819 Oh, no! 85 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:14,820 Forget it! 86 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,880 No! 87 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,580 Well, the important thing is to remain calm. 88 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,260 Keep a positive mental attitude. 89 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:34,280 Have faith that Stuart is all right and no harm has come to him. Uh, if you say 90 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:35,280 so. 91 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:39,660 Now, I'd appreciate it if you guys could help me distribute these around the 92 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:40,660 neighborhood. 93 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,060 Whoa. 94 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,180 So there is a reward. 95 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,940 Yes, yes, of course. Cool. 96 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,500 Yeah, yeah, rewards are cool. 97 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,460 Excuse me, young man. Could I ask you a couple of questions? 98 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,880 Whoa. 99 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,400 Is this on TV? 100 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,380 Hey, my name is Butthead. 101 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:25,610 And, uh... Could you just answer the question, please? 102 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:29,470 Butthead, you knew Stuart. Do you think it's possible he ran away? 103 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,310 Uh, yeah. 104 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:32,610 And why is that? 105 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:34,010 He's a dork. 106 00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,270 Yeah, yeah. I mean, a dork. 107 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:39,070 These 108 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:46,830 guys 109 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:48,490 are in a trash truck. 110 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:50,230 Yeah. 111 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,110 Somebody probably threw him away. 112 00:06:57,430 --> 00:07:00,030 Who are these guys? 113 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:03,510 I think it's the village people. 114 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:05,810 Oh, yeah. 115 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:10,350 Well, I'll be horn -swaddled and dipped in turds. 116 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:20,090 This guy keeps saying, I want to destroy you. 117 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:23,500 Yeah, yeah, it's like, um, you know, they got some pretty good lyrics, you 118 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:27,000 Seems like it must be pretty hard to, you know, just come up with stuff like 119 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 that. 120 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:32,420 Uh, yeah, but, you know, I bet if I was making as much money as these guys 121 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,500 probably make, I bet I could do it, too. 122 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,740 Um, hey, I don't know about that. 123 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,720 I don't know, I mean, you're kind of stupid. I don't know. 124 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,880 Shut up, Beavis. I could come up with stuff like this. 125 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,380 Okay. 126 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,240 Let's see you write a song. Come on. 127 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:48,380 Uh, okay. 128 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:49,700 Uh, let's play. 129 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,440 Uh, I want to hit you. 130 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,200 Then I want to kick you. 131 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:59,840 And then I want to smack you across the face. 132 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,860 Uh, and then I want some nachos. 133 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,860 Baby. Whoa! 134 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,020 That's pretty good, butthead. 135 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,980 Yeah, we can start a band. 136 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,680 Yeah? Yeah, that'll be cool. 137 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:22,800 to help us find him. 138 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,580 Like, um, you'd give up yet? 139 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,160 Yeah. 140 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,700 We're tired. 141 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,980 Well, it is getting dark. 142 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,020 Let's go home, get flashlights, and meet back here in 15 minutes, okay? 143 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,460 Yeah. Let's go home. 144 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,340 Where's the flashlight? 145 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,520 Uh, I think it's in the closet. 146 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:57,980 Whoa. Uh, uh -oh. 147 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,620 Oh, yeah. 148 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,900 Phew, I thought you guys forgot about me. 149 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:06,460 Uh, you better go home, Stuart. 150 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,840 Yeah, you're in trouble. 151 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Hey, it's that dude. 152 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,380 What dude? 153 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,360 You know, that pilot dude. 154 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:37,500 That one who was, like, in a plane and he got shot down over Bodnar Hrstna 155 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,720 Slovignia. 156 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,840 And he's, like, a hero and stuff because he killed all these enemies. 157 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:46,220 And then he lived off bugs for a whole year. 158 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,020 He lived off bugs? 159 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,780 Yeah. That was all he could get to eat because, like, you know. 160 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,880 It was somewhere over in Europe, and they don't have Burger World. 161 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,480 Wow, that's cool, you know, because I've gone for a few days like that, you 162 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:03,100 know, but then I usually, like, have some nachos and stuff in between meals, 163 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,100 it doesn't really count. 164 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:05,380 Yeah. 165 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,200 She just called herself a brother. 166 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:19,040 Yeah, I mean, she's calling herself a brother, and, I mean, she's not a dude, 167 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,580 and she's not even black. 168 00:10:22,599 --> 00:10:23,880 Uh, yeah, she is. 169 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,420 She's like, you know, one of the Cosby kids. 170 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:28,660 Oh. 171 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,040 Well, I guess, okay, so I guess she is black. 172 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:41,520 I think the message of this video is like, that the army kicks ass. 173 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:46,860 Today's army trains you with the skills you need to get ahead in today's world. 11539