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Uh, is there, like, a reward for your
kids?
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, um, we found them, yeah.
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What do you mean?
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They were just playing in the yard.
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Uh, no they weren't. They were, like,
out on the sidewalk.
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Yeah, they were just, like, wandering
around and stuff, but, you know, but
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they're all safe now, so, um, can we
have some money?
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Yeah, could we, like, just have some
money for our troubles?
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Well, if you boys need money that bad,
maybe you can watch the kids for me.
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What are you boys doing tonight?
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We're gonna watch Tournament of Warriors
7. It's gonna roll.
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Well, their dad's in town and wants to
meet me, but I can't leave without
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someone to watch the youngsters.
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I'll pay each $5 and you can watch your
warrior program on the TV.
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Whoa.
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She's gonna pay us money just to watch
TV.
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Yeah, that's gonna be cool.
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Uh...
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Get ready for a surprise.
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You think it's a girl, but it's a guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It's like you think it's going to be a
girl, and then it's a guy, see? It's
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like, you know, it kind of comes out,
you're kind of strange, you know? Yeah.
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Ah!
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What's your problem?
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Stupid.
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It kind of sounds like that, um, from a
distance.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who did that song?
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That's Butt Middler.
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That looks like that mouse chick.
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That Minnie Mouse, you know? Oh, yeah.
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It's like, have you ever heard that
joke?
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Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?
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I don't know.
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Check it out. This is funny.
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Because she was doing goofy.
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Check this out, butt head.
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I got a joke.
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That's really good. Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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You're a... You're a who?
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You're a butt munch.
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Dill hole.
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And a turd.
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Shut up, Viva.
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I just made that up. Shut up, Viva. I
made that one up myself.
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Okay, I have one. Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Uh,
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you're a... You're a who?
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You're an... You're an... Oh, you're...
Oh,
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yeah.
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That's pretty good.
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Just make sure they stay out of trouble
and are in bed by ten.
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I'll be back in a few hours.
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Hey, man, how's it going?
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You're not supposed to touch them,
Beavis.
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It's like against the law or something.
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This is going to be the coolest thing we
have ever seen.
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These are my power fighters, and this is
their X -13 sonic night scope.
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That's stupid.
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Get out of the way, butt muncher. You're
blocking the TV.
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This is my house, and I don't want to
watch this.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Yeah, check this out.
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Hey,
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Butter, this kid's pretty cool.
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Check this out.
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Settle down, Beavis.
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You're supposed to feed the baby and put
him to bed.
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There you go.
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Are you stupid, Beavis?
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How are they going to open that thing?
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Dumbass.
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There you go.
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Uh,
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uh, Beaver?
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Did you cut the chief?
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I don't think so.
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The baby's diaper is dirty.
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Really? That's cool.
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I'm telling you, buddy, that kid kicks
ass.
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Read me a story.
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No way.
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You don't have to read if you're not in
school, dude.
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Don't you know anything?
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No.
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No.
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These toys suck.
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Yeah, really.
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They're for, like, little kids or
something.
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Hey, Butt -head, didn't that old chick,
like, want us to do something?
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Uh, I think she said we're supposed to,
like, go to bed.
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Oh, yeah.
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Then she's gonna, like, pay us some
stuff, right?
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Of course she is, Butt -Munch.
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She better.
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We're doing our jobs.
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Everything bag comes initialed and
includes four separate compartments and
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detachable key holder.
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The everything bag comes in bone, tan,
and black.
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Look!
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Yeah.
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Vanilla ice.
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You know, they're always, like, putting
this guy down and, you know, like,
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making fun of him and saying he sucks
and stuff.
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But, you know, he really does suck. And
this is one of those times where
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everybody's right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Are you just trying to say that this
sucks, Beavis?
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Sometimes you have a way with words.
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Are you going to change the channel,
butthead?
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Why bother? All we seem to get on this
TV is bad videos.
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There's like three things wrong with
this video.
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One, this dude sucks.
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And, uh, Free, he's trying to rap a love
song.
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You know what, man? If this was a real
rap song about love, he'd be saying, We
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have no love for Ho.
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Yeah.
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He'd be like, I don't love you, Ho, if
I'm out the door.
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Love.
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Love.
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Yeah.
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Love.
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Hi, Mommy.
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What in the hell are you doing still up?
Do a day.
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Where are those two babysitters I left
you with?
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What are you doing?
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What? Get out of my kids' beds.
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Uh, we're not done.
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Yeah, give me a few more hours. I'm
giving you ten seconds to get out of
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beds and get the hell out of my house.
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Uh, what about our money?
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Oh, yeah. And we're going to have to
charge you a little extra, ma 'am,
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of the poop.
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Get out!
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You're the worst damn babysitters I've
ever seen!
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Damn it, Beavis. She was probably going
to pay us until you started blabbing
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about poop.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
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That's okay, though, because I left a
little something in the bed.
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Cool.
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Slip him back up. He sucks.
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Come on, butthead, give him a chance.
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They shouldn't give anybody a chance to
suck.
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How come these guys are acting so happy?
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They're about to get their wiener
chopped off.
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What makes you think they're going to
get their wiener chopped off, Beaver?
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I don't know, isn't that what happens
when you have an operation?
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Boy, I tell you, Beavis, you're a stupid
son of a bitch.
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And your mother's a whore.
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My mom's a slut. She doesn't charge for
it, bunghole, and I'm not stupid.
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Well, like, what are some other
operations?
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Uh, I think you can have, like, uh, your
tubes tied.
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What does that mean?
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I think it's like you have your tube
tied, and then it means you can just go
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it any time you want.
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Wow. I want to get that operation.
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Because I want to do it right now.
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I always want to do it.
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I think you have to have, like, a lot of
money.
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And I think you also need a chick.
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I knew it. See, there's always
something.
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There's always some reason where I can't
score.
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Damn it.
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