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So I told him if you were truly
comfortable with your own masculinity,
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wouldn't be so threatened by my macrame.
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Bravo. It sounds like you really
asserted yourself there in a positive,
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constructive way.
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Want to come back to my house for a cup
of coffee?
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Why, yes. I'd love to go back to your
house.
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Whoa.
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She said love.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Now he's going to take her home.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Let's follow him until they do it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is going to be cool.
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You want to tell me what this is all
about?
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You want to tell me what this is all
about?
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The reason I brought you here is I want
to do you.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is from that movie where, like, you
know, that white chick goes into the
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hood and teaches everybody how to get
good grades.
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Oh, yeah.
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They always have movies like that where
there's this teacher and there's, like,
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all good and, like, everybody, like,
stops being a gangsta and then they
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Good grades and go to college.
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Yeah.
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And then it's like, you know, she, like,
makes a difference or something.
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Yeah, that's really stupid.
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Yeah.
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They should make a movie that's, like,
you know, realistic.
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Uh -huh. Where it's like, you know, the
teacher sucks.
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Nobody learns anything.
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Uh -huh. And then in the end, it's like,
you just be all stupid.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that would rule.
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And then it's like... Then, see, then
you could have, like, some cars blowing
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and stuff.
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Then you could, like, show some boobs,
you know, and, like, a big chase scene,
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you know.
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You know, a while ago when Coolio said,
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I see myself in the pistol smoke, he
stole that from Snoop Doggy Dogg.
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Yeah, see, that's why, to me, teaching
is really a two -way street.
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I learn from my students as well.
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Yeah, that's wonderful.
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Van Draytham's gonna gore.
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Must really want it.
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That sucks.
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Check it out, Beavis. A window.
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Yeah. Cool.
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Whoa.
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He's taking our clothes off.
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Whoa. Cool.
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Take it off.
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Take it all off.
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Yeah, hey, hey. Do our underwear next.
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Oh, no. Now he's getting naked.
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This is pretty cool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for it. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Do it. Do it. Go for it,
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dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Do it! Do
it! Do it!
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I wish he'd hurry up and do it instead
of just putting his arm around her.
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Yeah, really. Come on! Grab her
thingies! Come on!
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Yeah. Grab his schlong!
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Yeah! Yeah, come on! Wait.
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I thought I heard something.
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Hmm. I don't think I heard anything.
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Would you mind pulling the shades? I
don't want to feel like we're putting on
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show for the neighbors.
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Yeah, why don't I do that?
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Wait a minute.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, come on, damn it, I can't see.
Hey.
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This sucks.
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Damn it. This sucks. It sucks. Pull the
damn shade back up.
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They're probably doing it right now. We
can't even watch.
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Damn it, the next time we see them,
it'll be all over.
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We should just, like, ring the doorbell
and demand they let us watch.
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Hey.
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Where is she?
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Is she naked?
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Beavis and Butthead.
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What a surprise.
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We want to watch.
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Come on.
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You'd like to watch what?
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You know, you and that chick doing it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, we don't even have to come in.
If you could just, like, put the shades
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back up, that'd be fine with me.
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Boys, this really bothers me, okay?
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Now, after school Monday, I'll set aside
some time to discuss this with you, but
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until then, I'd appreciate it if you'd
respect my privacy, okay?
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Oh, wait. Hey, hey. Come on. Come on.
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Dad, we came all the way over here. Come
on.
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Yeah.
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You owe us.
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Come on, guys.
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Respect my boundaries, okay?
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We want to see something.
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Yeah, damn it.
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Hey,
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that's that dude from Nirvana.
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I don't think that dude's with us
anymore.
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I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass.
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Um, hey, I've never seen that drummer
before in my life.
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Yeah, that's not him.
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No butt munch.
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I'm talking about the drummer from
Nirvana is playing guitar here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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You know what, man?
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These are kind of, you know, like nice
colors, you know? They're all orangey
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kind of pretty and stuff.
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Uh, Beavis?
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Do you like swing on that side now?
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Uh, me?
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Do I swing? No, I haven't been to the
swing since I was like eight years old.
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Uh, me?
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I don't even think we have a swing set
anymore.
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What are you talking about?
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Uh, never mind, Beavis.
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Tell me that.
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Why are all these dudes dressed up in
white?
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I think it's like they all drive ice
cream trucks.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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You know, like instead of that dorky
music the ice cream truck plays, if they
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played this.
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Yeah. And then they take the ice cream
and just throw it at you and scream.
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Yeah. And then you, like, drive the ice
cream truck across your lawn. You just
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tear ass. And you're like, I don't know
you.
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Guys, I'm really disappointed in you.
We're disappointed in you.
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It's like, you pull down the shades like
you're gonna do it, and then it turns
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out you're not even naked.
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Yeah, really. What about the chick? Is
she naked? Where is she?
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Come on, buddy. Let's go find her.
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Um, what's going on, David?
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David.
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Hey, baby.
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If things don't, like, work out with
David...
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Maybe you and I could, you know.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Come on, Joan, don't worry about it.
I'll drive you back to your place.
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Yeah, baby.
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Because it's like, if we were on a date,
we'd already be naked by now.
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Yeah, yeah, and you would too.
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Cool.
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So are you guys going to, like, do it in
the van?
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Hurry up! We don't have all day.
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Hey, Beavis, we should follow them to
her place.
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I bet they'd do it there.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cool.
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I wish I would have met you. Oh, no.
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Just look at this crap.
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It's like another one of those videos.
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Where you don't even remember it right
after you saw it.
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You can't remember any videos right
after you saw them, Viva.
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Yeah, I can.
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That's how I know this is one of those
videos.
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I'm getting tired of seeing all these
videos where it's all out of focus and
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it's all blurry and blobby and a bunch
of art crap.
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Yeah. Yeah, really.
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Art? Fuck.
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Damn it, now it's rocking.
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Damn it.
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Now all of a sudden this video has to go
and be cool right when I'm trying to
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get some damn sleep.
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Yeah, really.
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If they're going to rock and kick ass,
at least it should happen while we're
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awake. Damn it.
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I still have all this glory crap.
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Well, you know, at least the music is in
focus.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think this is a buzz clip.
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You know, I mean, I always thought, you
know, like a buzz clip, like was where
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on me.
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You know, like they have something in
the end.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Hey,
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man, nice shot.
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Stay tuned as Butthead discovers a
mysterious growth in his pants.
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Coming up next.
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