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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:16,619 Howdy, Tom. 2 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:17,680 Doing a little paving? 3 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,980 Yeah, I'm doing it myself this time. 4 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:23,880 Look like you got a little project going there, Bill. 5 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,220 Yeah, I'm putting in a new hedge. 6 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,240 Whoa, it's pretty warm out here on the old tarmac. 7 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,680 Boy, it sure as hell is. 8 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,760 I could use a tall, cold one right about now. 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,080 What do you say? 10 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,200 Sounds good to me. 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,680 Aren't you going to turn it off? 12 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:44,420 No, sir. I had a bitch of a time starting her up this morning. 13 00:00:46,410 --> 00:00:49,110 You get her down at Morgan Rentals like I told you? 14 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:50,690 Yep, sure as hell did. 15 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:54,450 She's due back before noon, and I don't want to get stuck paying for the 16 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:55,450 weekend. 17 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,530 Whoa, fake bug. 18 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,670 This is that Bjork chick. 19 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:13,430 I heard she has a, you know, like a schlong. 20 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,650 Where'd you hear that? 21 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:17,740 Listen, 22 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,080 this guy told me. 23 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,640 What guy? 24 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,860 This guy in the bathroom. 25 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:26,380 You mean the bathroom at school? 26 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,200 No, no, the bathroom right here. 27 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,060 Right here in this house. 28 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,940 What are you talking about, Beavis? 29 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,520 There's this dude who's in there sometimes. 30 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:34,720 I'm serious. 31 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:36,940 He's probably still there. He was there this morning. 32 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,120 Damn it, Beavis. 33 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,320 There's no one in there. 34 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,780 Yeah, there is, but go check it out. 35 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Beavis. 36 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,780 You're a bunghole. 37 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,640 Uh... We have to flush the toilet next time. 38 00:01:56,180 --> 00:02:01,740 There wasn't anybody in there. 39 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,520 Usually he's in the mirror. 40 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:10,759 Uh... Don't they look like a butt munch? 41 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,080 Um, yeah. 42 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:14,920 Do they have, like, blonde hair? 43 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,400 Yeah, yeah. Of him, yeah. 44 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:17,940 Yeah. Mm -hmm. 45 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,360 And do they kind of talk like this? 46 00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:21,660 Oh, yeah. 47 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:23,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,880 Yeah. 49 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,500 Yeah, kind of like that. It kind of goes like... Yeah, yeah. 50 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,880 Bjork has a dog. 51 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,480 Dumbass. 52 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:34,880 Hey, Beavis. 53 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:36,800 Did you do your homework? 54 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:38,900 Um... 55 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:58,600 Hey, you freakish punks. Did you miss the school bus? 56 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,120 Oh, God! 57 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,500 Woo! Rock on! 58 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,800 Todd kicked ass. 59 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,240 Yes! 60 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:13,840 Sunday. We're going to have wheels just like Todd. 61 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,240 Yeah. Then we can, like, drive chicks to school. 62 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,160 You dumbass. 63 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,720 If we ever get a car and chicks, we're not going anywhere near a school. 64 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,300 Hey, buddy, check it out. 65 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,600 Cool. 66 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:38,160 Let's catch up with Todd and those chicks. 67 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:52,600 I tell you what, after some of the problems I've had around here, I ain't 68 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,840 let no one touch my yard no more. Yeah, I know what you mean. 69 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:05,560 I know a shortcut. 70 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:17,060 Now, the Earth's substrata are continually shifting, creating fault 71 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:18,579 occasional shock waves. 72 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,280 Hey, butthead, how are we going to find Todd? 73 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,800 I think he's in here. 74 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,920 When this happens... Believe this. 75 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:38,200 I think we're experiencing a slight tremor out here. 76 00:04:42,469 --> 00:04:46,570 Now, the magnitude of these tremors we're feeling right now will be measured 77 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,650 using a device called the Richter. 78 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,050 Yeah. 79 00:04:58,530 --> 00:04:59,530 Yep. 80 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,760 Thank God for the faculty lounge. 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,100 Our only refuge from those little bastards. 82 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,400 Yeah, I know that's right. 83 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:17,580 What the hell? 84 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,320 Wrong room. 85 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:37,270 What are you guys doing? 86 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,370 You guys are getting in big trouble. 87 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:41,790 Uh, we're looking for Todd. 88 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:43,930 You guys could go to jail for this. 89 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:46,750 Todd's in jail? 90 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:50,510 I don't know, but he dropped out of school two years ago. 91 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:52,510 Uh, really? 92 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:54,050 Oh, yeah. 93 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:55,530 Oh, yeah. 94 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:57,650 We forgot. 95 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,900 Oh, boy. Hey, look at that. He's trying to be Forrest Gump. 96 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,540 Yeah. 97 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,940 Life does like a little box of chocolate. 98 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:34,740 That would be cool to, like, try to pick up a chick by giving her a box of 99 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,740 chocolate. 100 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,500 Because then, like, when you strike out, you can at least eat the chocolate. 101 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,320 Oh, yeah, that's not a bad idea. 102 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,940 I think I'm going to go get me some M &M's and spice my monkey. 103 00:06:52,559 --> 00:06:54,640 You know what they say about short dudes? 104 00:06:55,240 --> 00:07:00,300 They got like, you know, really big, you know. 105 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,080 Yeah, yeah, I know, but you know, I tried telling a chick that once, and she 106 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,720 said, I don't care how big your turds are. 107 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,560 You dumbass. 108 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,280 Yeah, no, I'm serious, but you know, I'm going, I got really long turds. 109 00:07:18,909 --> 00:07:21,630 You were telling a chick you have long turds? 110 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:24,010 Yeah, yeah, and it didn't work. 111 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:26,670 I said, you know, they call me Mr. Poop -a -lot. 112 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:34,090 Beavis, you're making me sick. Shut up. I was talking about wieners. 113 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:38,490 Oh, I see. 114 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:45,990 This thing's too damn slow. 115 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,750 We're never going to find Todd. 116 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,860 Well, I guess it's about that time. 117 00:07:59,220 --> 00:07:59,899 Oh, 118 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:11,440 damn 119 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,180 it. The damn thing quit on me. I don't have time for this. What the hell 120 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:16,180 happened to my hedge? 121 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:20,180 Boy, I tell you what, I'm going to give a piece of my mind to them bastards down 122 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:21,119 at Morgan's. 123 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,740 You and your damn steamroller ruined my hedge. 124 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:26,100 To hell with your hedge. Look at my driveway. 125 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,980 You're going to pay for this, Anderson. 126 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,120 Like hell I am. You're the one who told me to rent from Morgan's. Now get the 127 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,400 hell off my property, you son of a bitch. 128 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:41,000 And if I ever see that damn dog of yours peeing on my yard again, I'm going to 129 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 shoot both of you. 130 00:08:52,089 --> 00:08:53,089 Wow. 131 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,410 Something's different about this. 132 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:58,650 Yeah. 133 00:08:59,150 --> 00:09:03,170 It's like it sounds different and looks different than like most other videos 134 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:04,170 you see lately. 135 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:05,950 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 136 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,090 Kind of cool, yeah. 137 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:12,610 I'm hungry, Beavis. Go make some pancakes. 138 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:14,870 Come on, butthead. I want to watch this. 139 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:17,370 You can watch it later. 140 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,650 It's gonna be on about 50 times. 141 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:21,610 Really? 142 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,030 Well, okay. 143 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:25,390 I guess I could use some pancakes. 144 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,610 Okay, um, where's the syrup? 145 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:37,050 Gotta make the pancakes first, dumbass. 146 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:42,750 Um, hey, where's the spatula? 147 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:46,950 Uh, I think it's in my bedroom. 148 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,390 Oh, okay. 149 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,450 Look under the bed. 150 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:56,250 Oh, here's the pan, too. 151 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:57,510 Cool. 152 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:00,590 Hey, how's it going? 153 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,150 Hey. 154 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:03,650 Pretty good. 155 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,550 Okay. 156 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:10,830 How's that video? 157 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,030 It's pretty cool. Now shut up and get cooking. 158 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,540 How much mayonnaise do I put in? 159 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,080 None. 160 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,620 One what? 161 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,260 Okay, I'll just put one cup then. 162 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,880 Hey, butthead. 163 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,780 Is there supposed to be smoke? 164 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,900 Uh, I think so. 10746

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