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The fuck?

Yeah. We need, like, more money.

Good thinking, Beaver.

It's pretty cool how, like, a dollar isn't that much, but it's like, if you

like, another one, and then, like, another one, it's like, pretty soon you

like, get some nachos.

It's like, we need a machine where you can, like, put a dollar in, and it's

like, you get, like, another dollar out, and it's like, then you can take that

dollar and put it back in the machine, and I get another dollar.

Shut up, dumbass.

I've got, like, an idea.

Yeah, yeah, me too. That's what I'm saying. See, you gotta listen to me,

butthead. It's like, this machine that, like, makes money.

Check it out, Beavis.

Our problems have been solved.

Hey,

check it out. It's those Black Hole Sun Mountains.

Oh, yeah.

I heard about that. It's like there's these hills outside Seattle, and they

them the Black Hole Sun Mountains.

And it's like they're just filled with bands and stuff.

Whoa, really?

That'd be cool if you could, like, take, like, a bus tour through the hills and

see all the bands.

Yeah.

That would kick ass.

It'd be like, up on your left is Soundgarden.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you be real quiet, we might see Alice in Chains.

Yeah.

And if you be real quiet, we might be able to feed these butt munchers.

Church.

Church rule.

Because, like, there's always, like, snakes in church and, like, chicks

it on and, like, dudes bleeding and lots of guitars and stuff.

Church rule.

Beavis, what the hell are you talking about?

That's not what happens in church.

You've never even been to church.

I know, but I've seen it in videos and stuff. And, like, there's always lots of

smoke and snakes and, like, cool stuff.

Beavis, church isn't like that.

I went to church once.

And it's like there was a bunch of butt -munches drumming guitars going, Here we

are all together as we sing our song joyfully.

Yeah? Well, that song's pretty cool.

No, it's not, Beavis.

It sucks.

And it's like you have to go up and, like, this guy puts a cracker in your

and, like, sprays water on you and stuff.

Really? Well, that sounds cool, too. Yeah.

Uh, yeah, I guess it is kind of cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, see? See, that's not that bad.

Here we are all together, we sing our song.

Joyfully, keep the fire burning, and we'll all join in and sing.

Sounds pretty cool.

We're gonna be rich.

Uh, would you like ten copies of this dollar bill, please?

Hey, man.

Are you aware that you're asking me to commit a federal crime?

Uh, no.

Uh, it's for, like, school.

For a class on, like, uh, money and stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It's called money. Um, money.

It's called money and chicks.

That would be cool.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, first the teacher gives us, like, some money, and then

we, like, get to go score with all these chicks. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

You should sign up.

And then after we score with the Jets, we get more money. And I like more Jets

because we have more money. And then we get more, more, more.

Whatever.

You can use those machines in the corner.

Whoa.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Cool.

I can't believe no one's ever thought of this before.

Check it out.

We're rich!

We're rich!

Money! Money!

Money!

Hey!

Check it out.

See?

I like to help the kids.

You know what I'm saying?

Pretty smooth, Beavis.

Why don't you let a real man handle this?

Hey, baby.

Like, take it off.

There's plenty more where that came from.

Ow. Wussy. At least you touched me, dill hole.

No, Beaver. Get the big burrito.

We're rich.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Son, are these counterfeit bills?

Why do you ask? Son, I've got a mind to throw you out of this store.

Uh, maybe this will change your mind. I don't think you understand.

I could have the cops in here to bust you.

Uh, here you go. Let's just, like, forget all about it. Do I look like a

Why don't you get the hell out of my store?

Uh, maybe you'd like to reconsider. Yeah.

Get out!

What are you doing? Get the hell out. But he's ripping up all our cash. Get

Give it back, butthole.

What the hell are you doing?

Don't worry, Beavis.

There's more where that came from.

Oh, yeah.

You can, like, rip up all our money, because we're just going to go get more.

And you can't stop us, butthole.

Yeah.

We'll be back.

Michael, are you crazy?

I can't believe what you're wearing, what you look like. Michael Jackson?

High school, you look so normal. I thought you were going to be a doctor or

lawyer or something normal like that.

Normal, huh?

Normal is something people are until you get to know them.

Everybody's crazy.

Oh, my God. It's Michael Bolton.

No, it's not.

Uh, uh -oh.

What, what?

I think I just pooped in my pants.

No way, really?

I realized it was Michael Bolton and my bowels let loose.

Boy, it's like he's trying to play heavy metal now or something.

He could probably make any kind of music suck.

Yeah, it's like... He's probably going to do gangster rap next.

Probably be like, you're up in place on your ass, biatch.

Yeah. Then he'd put the smack down.

How come chicks like this dude so much?

There's some snakes and bombs in this.

Maybe he has a bomb in his pants.

You know, you have a BM in your pants.

So, like, maybe you could, like, you know, go up to a chick and, like, say,

yeah, I have a B .M. in my pants.

Beavis, I was just kidding. I didn't poop in my pants.

Dumbass.

Oh, really?

Damn it. We need, like, another dollar.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

That guy tore all of ours up. No, dumbass. I mean, like, a real dollar.

We spent all our money on those copies.

Oh, yes.

Yeah? Uh, so, uh, can we, like, borrow a dollar?

Or, like, do them some extra credit for, like, this one class?

Yeah, yeah. It's called, um, um, can I, um, borrow a dollar? Um, can I borrow

a dollar?

It's about sharing.

Yeah.

We'll, like, give it right back.

Yeah, the Beastie Boys, yeah.

All right. Yeah, it's about time.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah.

I heard on MTV News

that this dude's dad writes movies.

What do you mean he writes movies?

He can't read a movie.

No, it's like he writes what they say.

You mean he just, like, goes to movies and sits there and writes down

they say?

No, he writes it down before they say it.

Well, how does he know what they're going to say?

He just, like, makes it up.

Really?

Well, anybody could do that.

Yeah.

So, like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?

I think he just, like, writes kaboom.

How about, like, when people are, like, you know, naked and getting it on?

He just writes, squeak, squeak, squeak, squank.

I'll be damned.

Well, anybody could do that.

It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to, like, rob this other dude, and

he has this chick, and she's got big hooters.

See, I'm doing it right now.

Yeah, but you're not writing it down.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

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