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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,040 Come on, butthead, my turn. Give it to me. 2 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:08,980 No way. 3 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:14,020 That was cool. 4 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:17,260 Come on, butthead, let me do it. You're gonna drain it. Come on. 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,040 Get your own butt munch. 6 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,960 That is mine, butthead. I found it. 7 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,180 Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,560 Whoa. 9 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:32,980 Yeah. 10 00:00:35,839 --> 00:00:36,839 Hey. 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,480 We seem to have a little problem. 12 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,540 Could you guys maybe, like, help us out? Yeah. 13 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,500 We'll take you for a ride. 14 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:48,840 Yeah. Yeah. 15 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,260 This is going to be cool. 16 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,920 We're going to score. 17 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:55,860 Now look at that. 18 00:00:57,820 --> 00:00:58,820 That's that chick. 19 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,660 Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,100 That chick. 21 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:04,260 She looks nice when she's dressed up. 22 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,480 Yeah. 23 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,140 Not too shabby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,600 I mean, in that other video, she was just like, you know, looked all, I don't 25 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,279 know, you know. 26 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,800 I mean, she looked all right, but, you know. 27 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:16,800 Yeah, really. 28 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,960 She looks kind of sexy. 29 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:25,700 How come chicks in videos never dress up? 30 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:29,520 It's like, they always, like, come out all ganky looking. 31 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,920 Yeah, yeah. I think they do that on purpose because they think that, like, 32 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,000 People want to see him looking all skanky, but I think, like, people really 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,440 don't want to see that. People really want to see him, like, you know, looking 34 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:44,040 all sexy and, you know, like, with some lipstick and, you know, some long hair 35 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,480 and, you know, show a little bit of a, you know... Yeah. 36 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,440 This chick's got kind of, like, a big mouth. 37 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,680 Yeah, really. 38 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,220 And her nose is kind of big, too. 39 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:02,140 And you know what they say about having a big nose. 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,440 Oh, yeah, yeah. She probably's got a big schlong, too. 41 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:06,660 Yeah. 42 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,180 Boing, oing, oing, oing, oing. 43 00:02:10,220 --> 00:02:11,660 You can't really do that, Butthead. 44 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:13,060 Don't even try. 45 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,380 I'm pretty good at smacking you upside the head, though. 46 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,840 Boy, this chick is freaky. 47 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,780 This whispering is freaking me out, Butthead. I don't like this. 48 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,080 Yeah. 49 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,480 I'm not going to change your channel, Beaver. 50 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,900 It doesn't freak me out when you do it, Butthead. 51 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,060 Well, stupid when you do it. Oh, yeah? 52 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,560 Well, you're going to be freaked out when you find this remote shoved up your 53 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 butt sideways. 54 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:42,240 That wouldn't freak me out that much. I'd just go to the bathroom and poop it 55 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,240 out. 56 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:44,660 I've done that before with stuff. 57 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,400 Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water. 58 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,120 This is going to be cool. 59 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,300 These chicks want to party with us. 60 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:01,060 So, uh, is this the one? 61 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,160 Looks like you got a flat here, ma 'am. 62 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:06,940 Yeah, I know. Could you guys fix it? 63 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:13,400 Uh... Uh... Fix it, Beavis. 64 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,500 Okay. 65 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,800 Yeah. 66 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:17,620 Uh... 67 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:25,500 Whoa. 68 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:27,580 Head rush. 69 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,920 Hey, buddy, do my ears look funny? 70 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,220 Did you fix it? 71 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,940 Uh, what? Oh. 72 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:35,620 Um, I think so. 73 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:37,220 Cool. 74 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,100 Let's go. 75 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,360 Okay, 76 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,420 baby. We're all set. 77 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,680 Yeah, let's go. Come on, let's party. 78 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:53,180 What do you mean, all set? I haven't even given you the keys to the trunk 79 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,040 You gotta put the car on the jack and throw the spare on before you can be 80 00:04:11,079 --> 00:04:12,720 Whoa. Check this out, buddy. 81 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:15,700 Jackass. 82 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,420 Jackass. Get it? 83 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:19,980 You see what I'm saying? 84 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,220 Get off, butthole. 85 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,280 Damn it, Beavis, these chicks are horny. Now get in there and make it snappy. 86 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,499 Oh, yeah. 87 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,500 Here we go. 88 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,020 So, 89 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,240 like, what do you see? 90 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:49,780 I see, like, rocks and, like, some pavement and a bug. Flip 91 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:52,340 over, you dumbass. You're supposed to be looking at the car. 92 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,120 Oh, yeah. 93 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,940 What's taking so long, fellas? Is everything all right? 94 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,840 Uh, I guess so. 95 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:23,440 Now look what you did, dumbass. 96 00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:25,460 What? 97 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,940 You broke it, Beavis. Get out here and put this back before they see. 98 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:33,140 Sorry about that. 99 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,640 Hurry up. 100 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,990 The fuck? I know. 101 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,890 Maybe we could, like, just get in and say it's done. 102 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,070 And we could score before they notice. 103 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:54,670 Cool. 104 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:56,930 Flat tire, huh? 105 00:05:58,630 --> 00:05:59,630 Damn it. 106 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:09,090 You guys are so stupid. 107 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,740 All right, a chick band. 108 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,360 Yeah. 109 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,440 Oh, look at all these naked dudes. They're like sitting there. What's going 110 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,560 Yeah. 111 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,840 Look, you can see that one dude's nut back. 112 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,020 Look, a butt cheek. 113 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,440 Yeah, a schlong. 114 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:34,620 A nad. 115 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,460 Those are just hands, Beavis. That's not his nad, his nut back, or his butt 116 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:40,580 cheek. I don't know. 117 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,380 You know... 118 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,780 You know, this is kind of like, this is kind of messed up. It's like they have 119 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,500 these dudes there, and it's like, they don't even think of them like people. 120 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,960 They're just like there. They're like these things for those chicks. They just 121 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,000 like look at and like get up on them. It's like, it's disgusting. 122 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,440 It's making me mad. 123 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:59,100 This man should be like ashamed of the way they're treating men, and these men 124 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:02,280 shouldn't have the, they should not be in this video. 125 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,580 Yeah. 126 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:08,120 Uh, well, if these chicks asked you to get naked and be in their video, would 127 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,440 you do it? Uh, yeah, yeah. 128 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,060 But that's different. 129 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,140 See? Well, then it would be me, see? 130 00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:15,020 I'd be naked. 131 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,300 I would roll. 132 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:24,880 How come whenever you see a chick fan, they're always, like, 133 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:28,760 looking down at their hands when they play? Maybe they're looking at their 134 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,480 Did you ever think of that? 135 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:33,920 Oh, yeah, I guess I would look at my boobs, too. 136 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:39,880 Check it out. That drummer dude is surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes. 137 00:07:47,310 --> 00:07:48,830 These chicks must be pretty cool. 138 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:52,510 They, like, just have a bunch of naked dudes sitting around for them to use 139 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:55,230 whenever they need it. Yeah, yeah, it's like some bands, you know, have, like, a 140 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:58,450 bunch of water bottles and stuff around when they get thirsty, but, like, these 141 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,250 chicks, like, just keep naked, too. 142 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:03,010 Isn't that cool? I mean, you know, for chicks. 143 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:05,090 Super cool. Yeah. 144 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:07,910 That's a pretty good idea. 145 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,860 You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now. 146 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:19,100 I hope you two paid attention because this will come up again. 147 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,680 Uh, yeah. 148 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:28,120 So, like, uh, if you'll excuse us, there's, uh, still work left to be done. 149 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:29,380 Yeah, yeah, go away. 150 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,380 This is gonna be cool. 151 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:35,780 We're gonna school! 152 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,250 Thanks, guys. 153 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:46,910 You guys are never going to get any. 154 00:08:57,090 --> 00:08:58,090 Hi, fellas. 155 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,070 Uh, how's it going? 156 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:02,450 Yeah, remember us? 157 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,750 We seem to have a little problem. 158 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,210 Could you guys, like, maybe help us out? 159 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,730 Yeah, we'll take you for a ride. 160 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,070 Yeah. 161 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:17,810 Hey, 162 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,690 check it out. It's one of those things. 163 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:29,390 Oh, yeah, that's one of those, um, you know, what do you call them, you know, 164 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:30,390 like out in the ocean? 165 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:34,340 Or like... You go where people say, what would you do if you went there and you 166 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,860 only... Oh, it's called a desert island. 167 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,960 But, like, if you were on a desert island and you could only bring, like, 168 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,120 know, three things, what would you bring? 169 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,940 Well, let me think about it. 170 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,640 Let's see. 171 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:56,000 I'd bring some crackers, you know, if I'd have something to eat. 172 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,280 And then I'd bring a swimsuit, you know, so I could go swimming. 173 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,960 And then I'd bring maybe some cheese whiz, you know, to put on the crackers. 174 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:11,560 That would be cool. 175 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:17,560 So what would you bring, Butthead? 176 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,320 You know, if you were on a desert island? 177 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,630 I'd bring three chicks. 178 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:28,590 And then I'd, like, have a massage -a -fraw. 179 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:35,430 You know, I mean, I want to do mine over again. I mean, I want to bring three 180 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,430 chicks, too. 181 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:40,370 Beaver, you can't do it over again. You already blew it. 182 00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:45,770 I'll be scoring with three chicks while you'll be eating crackers and choking 183 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,770 your chicken. 184 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:48,590 No, wait, really? 185 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:50,030 Damn it! 186 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,120 Ugh. 12868