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Come on, butthead, my turn. Give it to me.

No way.

That was cool.

Come on, butthead, let me do it. You're gonna drain it. Come on.

Get your own butt munch.

That is mine, butthead. I found it.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Hey.

We seem to have a little problem.

Could you guys maybe, like, help us out? Yeah.

We'll take you for a ride.

Yeah. Yeah.

This is going to be cool.

We're going to score.

Now look at that.

That's that chick.

Oh, yeah.

That chick.

She looks nice when she's dressed up.

Yeah.

Not too shabby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, in that other video, she was just like, you know, looked all, I don't

know, you know.

I mean, she looked all right, but, you know.

Yeah, really.

She looks kind of sexy.

How come chicks in videos never dress up?

It's like, they always, like, come out all ganky looking.

Yeah, yeah. I think they do that on purpose because they think that, like,

People want to see him looking all skanky, but I think, like, people really

don't want to see that. People really want to see him, like, you know, looking

all sexy and, you know, like, with some lipstick and, you know, some long hair

and, you know, show a little bit of a, you know... Yeah.

This chick's got kind of, like, a big mouth.

Yeah, really.

And her nose is kind of big, too.

And you know what they say about having a big nose.

Oh, yeah, yeah. She probably's got a big schlong, too.

Yeah.

Boing, oing, oing, oing, oing.

You can't really do that, Butthead.

Don't even try.

I'm pretty good at smacking you upside the head, though.

Boy, this chick is freaky.

This whispering is freaking me out, Butthead. I don't like this.

Yeah.

I'm not going to change your channel, Beaver.

It doesn't freak me out when you do it, Butthead.

Well, stupid when you do it. Oh, yeah?

Well, you're going to be freaked out when you find this remote shoved up your

butt sideways.

That wouldn't freak me out that much. I'd just go to the bathroom and poop it

out.

I've done that before with stuff.

Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water.

This is going to be cool.

These chicks want to party with us.

So, uh, is this the one?

Looks like you got a flat here, ma 'am.

Yeah, I know. Could you guys fix it?

Uh... Uh... Fix it, Beavis.

Okay.

Yeah.

Uh...

Whoa.

Head rush.

Hey, buddy, do my ears look funny?

Did you fix it?

Uh, what? Oh.

Um, I think so.

Cool.

Let's go.

Okay,

baby. We're all set.

Yeah, let's go. Come on, let's party.

What do you mean, all set? I haven't even given you the keys to the trunk

You gotta put the car on the jack and throw the spare on before you can be

Whoa. Check this out, buddy.

Jackass.

Jackass. Get it?

You see what I'm saying?

Get off, butthole.

Damn it, Beavis, these chicks are horny. Now get in there and make it snappy.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

So,

like, what do you see?

I see, like, rocks and, like, some pavement and a bug. Flip

over, you dumbass. You're supposed to be looking at the car.

Oh, yeah.

What's taking so long, fellas? Is everything all right?

Uh, I guess so.

Now look what you did, dumbass.

What?

You broke it, Beavis. Get out here and put this back before they see.

Sorry about that.

Hurry up.

The fuck? I know.

Maybe we could, like, just get in and say it's done.

And we could score before they notice.

Cool.

Flat tire, huh?

Damn it.

You guys are so stupid.

All right, a chick band.

Yeah.

Oh, look at all these naked dudes. They're like sitting there. What's going

Yeah.

Look, you can see that one dude's nut back.

Look, a butt cheek.

Yeah, a schlong.

A nad.

Those are just hands, Beavis. That's not his nad, his nut back, or his butt

cheek. I don't know.

You know...

You know, this is kind of like, this is kind of messed up. It's like they have

these dudes there, and it's like, they don't even think of them like people.

They're just like there. They're like these things for those chicks. They just

like look at and like get up on them. It's like, it's disgusting.

It's making me mad.

This man should be like ashamed of the way they're treating men, and these men

shouldn't have the, they should not be in this video.

Yeah.

Uh, well, if these chicks asked you to get naked and be in their video, would

you do it? Uh, yeah, yeah.

But that's different.

See? Well, then it would be me, see?

I'd be naked.

I would roll.

How come whenever you see a chick fan, they're always, like,

looking down at their hands when they play? Maybe they're looking at their

Did you ever think of that?

Oh, yeah, I guess I would look at my boobs, too.

Check it out. That drummer dude is surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.

These chicks must be pretty cool.

They, like, just have a bunch of naked dudes sitting around for them to use

whenever they need it. Yeah, yeah, it's like some bands, you know, have, like, a

bunch of water bottles and stuff around when they get thirsty, but, like, these

chicks, like, just keep naked, too.

Isn't that cool? I mean, you know, for chicks.

Super cool. Yeah.

That's a pretty good idea.

You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now.

I hope you two paid attention because this will come up again.

Uh, yeah.

So, like, uh, if you'll excuse us, there's, uh, still work left to be done.

Yeah, yeah, go away.

This is gonna be cool.

We're gonna school!

Thanks, guys.

You guys are never going to get any.

Hi, fellas.

Uh, how's it going?

Yeah, remember us?

We seem to have a little problem.

Could you guys, like, maybe help us out?

Yeah, we'll take you for a ride.

Yeah.

Hey,

check it out. It's one of those things.

Oh, yeah, that's one of those, um, you know, what do you call them, you know,

like out in the ocean?

Or like... You go where people say, what would you do if you went there and you

only... Oh, it's called a desert island.

But, like, if you were on a desert island and you could only bring, like,

know, three things, what would you bring?

Well, let me think about it.

Let's see.

I'd bring some crackers, you know, if I'd have something to eat.

And then I'd bring a swimsuit, you know, so I could go swimming.

And then I'd bring maybe some cheese whiz, you know, to put on the crackers.

That would be cool.

So what would you bring, Butthead?

You know, if you were on a desert island?

I'd bring three chicks.

And then I'd, like, have a massage -a -fraw.

You know, I mean, I want to do mine over again. I mean, I want to bring three

chicks, too.

Beaver, you can't do it over again. You already blew it.

I'll be scoring with three chicks while you'll be eating crackers and choking

your chicken.

No, wait, really?

Damn it!

Ugh.

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