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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,259 --> 00:00:21,340 Have you suffered a painful and disabling injury that was not your 2 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:24,200 you about to be injured? Would you like to be injured? Have you ever considered 3 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,260 a possible injury? You could have been injured and not even know about it. 4 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:40,220 Howdy. I'm Attorney -at -Law Joe Adler. I specialize in Class A whiplash -style 5 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:46,960 injuries. Our pledge to you is, if you need cash, dial 555 -WHIPLASH. 6 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:48,240 Whoa. 7 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,540 Money just for getting hurt? 8 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:53,220 That's cool. 9 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:54,540 Yeah. 10 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:56,740 Uh, Beavis? 11 00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:58,780 You're about to be injured. 12 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,420 Ah, yeah. I like to mellow out to this song. 13 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,120 Yeah. 14 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,540 Let's get a little mellow. 15 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:22,660 Sometimes if I have a boner that won't go down, I listen to this kind of music. 16 00:01:32,449 --> 00:01:35,450 Hey, that looks like that dude. 17 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:38,950 He was on TV and then they made a cartoon out of him. 18 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:40,910 Oh, yeah, yeah. 19 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:45,270 He's got that shirt and then his hair is like all in a point on the top of his 20 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:47,090 head. Yeah, yeah, what's his name? 21 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,190 Yeah, what is his name? 22 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,210 Oh, damn it. 23 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:54,130 One second, he's on me. 24 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,920 Yeah, he's like always going, I must say. 25 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:02,540 Uh, yeah, and then he's like always saying he's going to be on Wheel of 26 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,520 and he's like all into Pat Sajak. 27 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,460 Uh, Wiggly, Megley. 28 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,060 No, no, damn it. 29 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,020 What's his name? Damn it. 30 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,080 This guy looks just like him. 31 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,440 Damn it. 32 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 Forgetting everything. 33 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,600 I can't remember anything anymore. 34 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:22,840 Hey, but it, um, try smacking me. Just once. 35 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,040 Uh. Sure. 36 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,720 Ow! 37 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,000 Ed Grimley! 38 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,800 Uh... Oh, yeah, that's the dude. 39 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:39,720 I ought to hit you more often, Beaver. 40 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:42,360 You hit me? 41 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,380 Yeah. 42 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,760 Buttonhole! 43 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,460 Don't ever hit me again! 44 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,600 This is cool. 45 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,000 I hardly ever take the bus to school. 46 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,620 You hardly ever go to school, dill hole. 47 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,860 Oh, yeah, yeah. 48 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,020 Yeah, I think you're right. 49 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:07,180 It's like, if we had a car, we wouldn't have to take the bus, but it's like, 50 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:11,560 you're taking the bus so that we can, like, have an accident with a car and, 51 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:18,300 like, wait a minute, so we can have some money, uh, so, uh, uh... Uh, what? 52 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:19,940 Come on, butthead, come on. 53 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,420 Uh, I forgot. 54 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:28,640 Now remember, B, just sit there and don't do anything. 55 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:31,300 I'll take care of the rest. 56 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:32,940 Okay. 57 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,820 This is going to be cool. 58 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Hey, how we doing? 59 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,440 Oh, um, hey, do you ever like to take the bus to school? 60 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,760 What do you think I'm doing right now? 61 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:54,329 Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,330 I get it. 63 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:56,670 Yeah, me too. 64 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:57,750 Yeah, cool. 65 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:01,350 We're going to be red. 66 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:12,150 Can I borrow a pencil? 67 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,270 Do you even know how to write? 68 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:18,250 Look, if I give this to you, will you leave me alone? 69 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:37,470 damn bus hey 70 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:41,150 y 'all settle down back there 71 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:12,160 He has, like, that whipped lash thing, and, like, it really hurts. 72 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:17,040 Yeah, and I'm having bad dreams, and I poop a lot. 73 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,480 Interesting story. 74 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,060 Let me just take a look here. 75 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,080 Well, 76 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:34,460 I can see that you have a traumatic injury, son. 77 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:38,870 But it sure doesn't look like whiplash to me. It is whiplash. Come on, tell 78 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:43,150 butthead. I was like, ah, my leg. I mean, ah, my neck. 79 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,070 I heard something break, too. 80 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:46,650 Just like on that commercial. 81 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:50,990 What we have here is a clear case of negligence. 82 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:53,810 We are going to sue the school system. 83 00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,930 We are going to sue the city. 84 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,350 We are going to sue the state. 85 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:00,670 And we are going to sue the bus driver. 86 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:03,690 Now, what you boys need. 87 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,210 are some top quality x -rays. 88 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:08,090 Cool. 89 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,490 Here you go, son. 90 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:20,930 Now it's starting to look like we got ourselves a case of whiplash. 91 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:23,770 So, uh, can we have some money now? 92 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:29,970 Joe Adler, you're under arrest for 257 counts of fraud. 93 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,690 Cool. Yeah. 94 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:42,550 Whoa, 95 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,270 I think this is my grandpa. 96 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:50,650 No, this is that dude that was in that movie. 97 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:55,610 He married his cousin, and then they did it. 98 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:57,970 Oh, yeah, yeah. 99 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:00,790 I think that movie was called Great Balls of... 100 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:08,080 fire did you know when you get it 101 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:14,820 on with your cousin it means she's your cousin uh like once removed well really 102 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:19,600 you know my grandpa told me once that like because he did it with his cousin 103 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:26,280 that means that my grandma is my cousin and my mom is my great aunt 104 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,490 Yeah, and she's also a great slut. 105 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:34,470 Oh, yeah, and also, 106 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:38,790 I think my grandma is a nitwit. 107 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,830 It's like, I didn't know you could, like, rock on the piano. 108 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:53,270 Yeah. Like, all you need to do is, like, you know, kick the piano and do it with 109 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:55,310 your cousin, and you'll be cool forever. 110 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,980 Or maybe you could, like, do it with the piano and kick your cousin. 111 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,040 Viva? 112 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:12,820 Now tell me, boys, how did you get mixed up 113 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,820 with this con man? 114 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,240 Uh, he was gonna give us some money. Don't mess with me, boy. I could send 115 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,060 away right now for obstruction of justice. 116 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,440 Uh, okay. 117 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,400 And what about you, Mary? 118 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,440 My name is Beavis, sir. 119 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:30,240 Well, you see, it's like this. I was on this bus, and this girl was checking me 120 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,620 out, you know, looking at my nads. And the bus driver was, like, drunk or 121 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,780 something. You lying little punk. 122 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,220 You're lucky that girl wasn't hurt. She's ready to testify. 123 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,080 I think you two planned that bus accident. 124 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:46,560 Does this mean we aren't going to get the money? Shut up! Did Miss Radler tell 125 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,560 you to stop that bus? 126 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:48,780 Uh, no. 127 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,080 We thought of it ourselves. 128 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,660 Hey, hey, shut up! 129 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:56,190 Dammit, I'm talking to you, not you. I'm talking to this guy right here. Look me 130 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:57,810 in the eye, boy, and tell me the truth. 131 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:01,450 Yeah, um, I didn't really know what was going on. It was like, buddy just told 132 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,410 me to sit there and he said he'd take care of the rest. 133 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:05,490 Dammit, Beavis, tell the truth. 134 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:08,450 I am telling the truth. You did know what was going on, didn't you? 135 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:13,210 No, I didn't. Just admit it. I bet you don't even have whiplash, do you? 136 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:14,930 On my neck. 137 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,090 Whiplash is cool. 138 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:22,900 Whoa! 139 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,620 This looks like it might rock. 140 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,320 Yeah, maybe. 141 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,280 Yeah. 142 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:32,340 I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's all right, you know. I guess it sounds kind 143 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:33,340 cool. 144 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,520 You know what might make it different? 145 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,420 It's like, you know, if you were really dizzy when you're watching it. 146 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,980 Yeah, yeah. If you're all, like, dizzy in the head and you're watching this. 147 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,600 Yeah. 148 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,180 Want me to strike you? 149 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,360 No, I know how to make myself dizzy. Check it out. 150 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,080 I learned that one time. Check this out. 151 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,100 I think there's a problem with this video. It is highly derivative of many 152 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,660 popular bands within the genre. 153 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,580 Although when viewed on its own merits, it does have a decent groove. 154 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:14,760 However, what it has in groove, it lacks in originality. One can't help but be 155 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,260 reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tennessee, and 156 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:21,840 bands that bear the mantle of so -called alternative rock. One is even reminded 157 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,300 of Laurie Anderson when she wore a curler. 158 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,220 This video speaks less to the heart and more to the sphincter. In clothing, I 159 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,340 think Korn would do well to learn more from... 160 00:10:35,859 --> 00:10:36,859 What happened? 161 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,360 You got all dizzy and then you started talking like a dumbass. 162 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:42,060 Oh, really? 163 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,960 Wow. 164 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,700 Yeah. 165 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,200 But then you did say sphincter. 166 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:49,840 Oh, yeah. 167 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,200 It's pronounced sphincter. 11991

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