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Hey, butthead, where are we?
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I think we're lost.
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Cool. Maybe we'll be on the news.
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Oh, yeah.
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That would rule.
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Whoa. Do you hear that?
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What is it?
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Beavis, butthead.
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What a happy coincidence. We were just
rapping about the need to recruit new
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members for our men's group. Would you
like to join us?
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Uh, no.
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Yeah, really.
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I'm not going to join any men's group
unless I've got, like, chicks in it and
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stuff. Come on, guys. It's a really
super way to express your masculinity in
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nurturing all -male environment.
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With no women around, we're free to be
ourselves without fear of seeming sexist
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or offensive.
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And we let off some steam to avoid
channeling our male anger towards women
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greed, destructiveness, or other male
problem areas.
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And that's important, especially today,
as we men wrestle with our manhood.
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Beaver thruffles with his manhood.
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Yeah. I usually win.
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That's okay, because we all must fight
our own demons.
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That's why these monthly drum -banging
sessions are so... You get to bang a
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drum? Sure.
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Cool.
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Hi,
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I'm Gary.
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How's it going?
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Hi, I'm Pete. Hi, Phil.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hi, I'm Beavis.
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These houses look fake, butthead.
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Of course they do. That's like the whole
point of college music, to, like, make
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the suburbs look bad.
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Did you hear that, butthead? She said
hairy bohemoth.
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Yeah.
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What does that mean?
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You don't know.
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I think it may be, um, it had something
to do with stool.
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Damn it, leave it. Shut up.
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There's these two chicks that kiss in
this video, and I don't want you talking
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about duels. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you're right.
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We had a drink, we had a smoke.
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He took off her overcoat.
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I kissed a girl. Ah!
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Butthead! She said you just kissed a
girl! Dammit, Beaver. I know.
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That's what I was trying to tell you
when you were talking about duels. Wow.
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Look at that. Oh!
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Maybe they'll show it.
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That's gonna be cool.
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Whoa. It's Harry Bohemoth.
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Boy, this is turning out to be pretty
good.
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You know, when I see two girls kissing,
it kind of gives me a special feeling.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Me too.
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Kind of makes me want to make a stool.
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Dammit, Beavis, you are messed up.
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Well, she said it again. She said she
kept the girl again. You have to do a
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more than that if you want to be a
lesbian.
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I like this part in here after she says
she kept the girl, where it goes...
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If there were two chicks right here
making out, you'd probably just go...
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Talk about stools and stuff.
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Yeah, just sit back, watch a couple
chicks make out, and talk about stools.
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This sucks.
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Actually, it can be quite therapeutic,
butthead. Here, why don't you take out
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some of that aggression on the drum?
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And let loose with your innermost
thoughts.
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This sucks.
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This sucks.
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Bunch of dumbass wussies hitting a
stupid drum.
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Um, good, butthead. You tapped into some
genuine emotions there, and I think we
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can all relate to what you're saying.
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Uh, you can?
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Sure we can.
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It really doesn't suck that you had the
courage to say, this sucks.
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We're hearing you loud and clear,
brother.
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That sucks.
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Okay. Now it's your turn, Beavis. Really
try to get in touch with your inner
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male. No way.
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Not with a bunch of dudes watching.
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Don't be shy.
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Just hit the drum and say what's on your
mind.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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Whoa. That's pretty cool.
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Okay, Beavis. Now let that wild man
within put his feelings into words.
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We're with you, brother.
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It's like, I want to check out chicks'
singing. I want to see their singing,
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they won't let me. And that just makes
me want to check them out even more. We
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feel your male pain. I feel like I'm
never going to score.
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Chicks don't want to talk to me. It's
like... I want to go up and say, hey,
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baby, how's it going?
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And then they just, like, they just go
away.
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And then they slap me.
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I can identify with that, I guess.
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And sometimes I just want to get a big
bulldozer. And I just want to, like, I
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just want to, like, bulldoze the wall to
the girl's locker room. That way I can
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see their boob.
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That would be cool.
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It's like I know they're naked inside
there. And I just can't stand it.
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I think someone's inner warrior needs to
go back to basic training.
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Maybe you need professional help, David.
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Somebody take that damn drum away from
him. What the hell are you teaching
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kids of yours anyway?
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You know, the guys at the gym were
right. You are a panty waste.
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And you said this was a way to recapture
the spirit of Woodstock?
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Woodstock my ass!
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Wait a minute, guys. That kind of old
-fashioned male aggressiveness is never
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the solution.
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Yeah.
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Fuck.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, it's another one of these.
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They need to try harder.
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Yeah, yeah, it's like they're not even
trying.
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Come on, hey, come on. I want you to
start over again, and this time try.
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Come on, let's go. Pick it up. Come on.
Come on. Here we go. Come on. One, two,
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three, four. Yeah. Come on. Come on.
Rock.
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This is just horrible.
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They're going to be horrible at least
like, you know, kick ass. You know, like
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Jesus Lizard.
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I mean, they fuck, but they kick ass.
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I think these guys are just lazy.
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They're too lazy to rock, and they're
too lazy to clean the tub.
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These guys are so lazy, they probably
take a dump in the tub.
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I do that sometimes.
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You poop in the tub?
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Yeah. And then sometimes...
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I just pee all over the whole bathroom.
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You're disgusting, Beavis.
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But, Head, where's Beavis?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I get the crane with the wrecking ball,
and the bulldozer, all those really nice
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shovels, and an ice pick, and a backhoe
and a forklift, and a front -end loader
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and a combine, and a getaway car, and
some rubber.
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Only then will I score.
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And that's about it. Oh yeah, and some
boobs.
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Your turn, Butthead.
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Butthead?
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Butthead!
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It's your turn! Come on!
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Uh -oh.
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That sounds like wipeout. I think that's
a
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butt wipeout. You know?
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Instead of wipeout.
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Butt wipeout. Butt wipeout.
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Check it out. They do this really cool
dance coming up here.
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Oh, really cool.
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Is that it?
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No, that's just hockey.
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I think they're singing about a car.
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Yeah, yeah, see, now that's pretty cool.
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If I had a really cool car, I'd sing
about it too.
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Like maybe, my car is really fast, it
kicks a lot of ass.
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It runs on gas.
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I drive it on the grass.
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There it is, see?
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Isn't that cool?
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What's cool about it? Me.
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It's like they're all doing it together.
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That's cool.
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You think it's cool when dudes dance
together, Butt -Heads?
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Yeah.
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Damn it, Viva. Just shut up.
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Hey, Butt -Heads.
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Would you like to dance?
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Oh, man.
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