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Whoa, check it out.

You touch me, I shiver. Your tongue, I quiver. My

loins, my liver. I the taker, you the giver.

Whoa.

I've got something to give her.

Do you like my poem?

Uh, your what? Yeah, yeah.

Your loins, your liver.

There's plenty more inside.

Cool.

I'll be damned, it's Dave Navarro.

Uh, who?

Dave Navarro.

See, um, he was in, um...

Another band, and then he quit, and now he's in the Chili Peppers or something.

How do you know?

I thought on MTV News.

You hear it first.

You're a dork, Beaver.

Did you hear it from Kurt

Schroeder?

No, from Tabitha Thorin.

Get it?

I get it, Beavis. You're a dork.

You know the MTV News theme song?

How

come

the Chili Peppers, like, have a new guitar player, like, every couple weeks?

Well, I think what happened is, um...

Like, they join the band, and then, like, leave, I guess, you know, like,

kicking ass, you know, and I'm like, Anthony, you know, getting all the

and then, you know, the guitar player says, you know, who's this?

Did you hear that on MTV News?

Do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do.

Let me ask you.

Here at first. Beep -beep -beep -beep -beep -beep -beep.

And then, my friend, you die.

And then, my friend, you die, man.

And then, my friend, you die.

That was cool.

Thank you, Omar.

Is there anyone who'd like to read now? Any new blood?

Check this out.

I got some rhymes for the house.

What's your name, young brother?

Butthead.

Cool. Let's groove for a while with Butthead.

Yeah.

Groove with me, people.

This is gonna be cool.

I'm just gonna sit here.

Yeah, man. Take a load off.

Take a load.

Check this out.

There once was a man from Venus with a rocket ship for a...

Wiener. Yes, yes.

Okay, here. Hi, what can I bring you guys?

Here I sit.

Yeah, get me a triple amaretto cappuccino, low on a foam, a double

bring a man in one too, right?

The phone is ringing, and I cannot linger. So look out, butt. Here comes my

finger.

And then, my friend, you die.

Yeah, yeah, you die.

Cool.

Try it, man. Come on.

It's cappuccino. Oh, I know.

Cappuccino. Hey, cappuccino.

Diarrhea. Cha -cha -cha.

Yeah.

Copacetic.

Dialectic.

This is a pee -pee.

Hi, more cappuccino? I need cappuccino for my bunghole.

This is a legend.

I'll tell that one later.

There once was a lady from China with a popsicle. Thanks, thanks.

That was organic.

Let's give someone else a shot of the mic.

I am Cornolio.

My bunghole will speak now.

Are you threatening me?

Cappuccino for my bunghole.

Bungholio. Bungholio.

I am Cornholio.

I need teepee for my bunghole. I want all your Cappuccino.

Do it, Brother Beavis. Are you threatening me?

You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole.

My bunghole goes bunghole.

And one for you.

Hi,

I run the multicultural poetry program at the university.

Your friend is unusual.

What is he, Hispanic, Russian?

Yeah,

he's Russian.

Amazing energy.

I'd love to see his portfolio.

Hey, man, you've been holding out on us. Where'd you get all this crazy rhymes?

Would you like to see my portfolio?

Me? I have a portfolio in my bunghole with my olio.

Wow, this is groundbreaking stuff, man.

Uh, what is the... What is what?

Uh, this thing on the TV.

It's like, why do people make videos?

Why do they have to play this music?

Why? Why?

Yeah, it's like, you know.

Some dude, like, gets a guitar and he sucks, and then he gets together with

other guys who suck.

Yes. It really sucks.

I'm going to go outside.

Really?

How come?

My butt's asleep.

Really?

Cool. Yeah, I'll be back later.

Okay, Beavis.

Whoa.

Hey, Beaver.

Better watch out for the skin deep.

Hey, Beaver.

What are you doing?

What the fuck?

Hey, Beaver.

Wait up.

Well, his 15 minutes of fame are over. I guess nobody can keep up with that kind

of intensity.

Wait, I want more, man. He's not done.

Alphonse, bring my boy another cappuccino.

A quadruple. Quarter.

Yeah,

leave the...

Come on, we gotta go to the disco tonight.

No, I wanna do that.

Dang!

Uh... Alright,

a video!

Yeah! Alright, another video!

Cool! Yeah!

I like music videos.

You don't just hear the band, you see them too.

Yeah, that's gonna be cool. You haven't seen a video in a while.

Yeah! Yeah!

Wow.

Yeah.

Wow.

How cool is this?

Whoa.

That looks funny.

Yeah.

Wow. I

didn't know something

could kick this much ass.

Yeah.

Wow. That was cool. That's unbelievable.

I haven't seen a video in a while. That's really great.

You got any more nutmeg?

I don't think so.

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