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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:18,900 Boy, 2 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:23,420 some of our customers have been complaining about our French fries. 3 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:26,640 Holy cow, what are these brown chunks in here? 4 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,740 Um, hmm, I think those are caterpillars, sir. 5 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,060 Caterpillars are green, dumbass. Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:34,800 Hey, 7 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,660 that's that grasshopper. 8 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,680 Grasshopper? Yeah. 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,860 He won't be bothering the customers anymore, sir. 10 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,780 Yeah. We caught him taking a dump on one of the tables. 11 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,940 What in the hell is this? Oh, yeah. 12 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:51,980 Remember when I had that band -aid on for, like, two weeks? And then you, 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,080 pulled it off, and it went... Cool. 14 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,600 I want the oil changed in this fryer, and I want it changed before you leave 15 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,600 today. 16 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:07,060 Fryer! Fryer! 17 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:08,260 Fryer! 18 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:15,020 I think 19 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:18,920 this dude is checking you out, Beaver. Oh, he's not? 20 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,580 Liar. Yeah, he is. 21 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,360 He's like... 22 00:01:23,729 --> 00:01:24,770 I like what I see. 23 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,670 I'll be right over. Shut up, butthead. 24 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:30,750 He can't see me because he's just looking at the camera. Remember 25 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:37,670 that time that dude was saying that stuff to you 26 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:38,670 at the bus station? 27 00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:39,729 Shut up, butthead. 28 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,730 He said, I like what I see. 29 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:45,010 Now why don't you go into one of those stalls and I'll meet you there. Shut up, 30 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:47,350 butthead. At least I got a candy bar out of the deal. 31 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:49,910 Yeah. 32 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,660 Who the hell is this butt munch? 33 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,380 Hey, what's going on here? 34 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,480 What's with all these faces he's making? 35 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:04,380 Yeah. He's like trying to be scary and all heavy and intense and stuff. 36 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,140 Who's this other guy that keeps like trying to get in front of him? 37 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,980 I think he's just some jackass that wandered on the set. 38 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,640 Maybe he's like the drummer and like... 39 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,960 They got there and they said, where are your drums? 40 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:29,000 And he was like, uh, I thought they were in the van. And they're like, you mean 41 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 you didn't bring your drums? 42 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,180 Yeah. 43 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,600 And I said, okay, it's your own fault. You're going to have to wander around 44 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,340 like a butt munch for the whole video. 45 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:39,320 And he said, okay, that's okay with me. 46 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,980 I can do that. 47 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,540 What a jack butt munch ass. 48 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,120 Dumb butt. 49 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:53,410 Look at that little braid thing on the back of his head. Yeah, it's like one of 50 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:56,570 those dolls where you pull the string and they, like, talk and stuff. 51 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,750 That would be a cool doll. 52 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:03,050 If you had, like, this little bald dude without a shirt and you, like, pull a 53 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,930 string on the back of his head and he just starts shouting at you. 54 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:10,230 And then it could wet his pants. 55 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:22,530 Fuck. How come that manager guy always makes us do work? 56 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:25,650 Yeah. That oil was just getting cool, too. 57 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:27,750 There it is, dude. 58 00:03:34,530 --> 00:03:37,550 Uh, we need to change the oil. 59 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:41,190 Yeah, if you could just change it while we wait, that'd be fine. 60 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,470 Okay. Pull your car in. 61 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,330 Uh, car? 62 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,410 Yeah. What do we need a car for? 63 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:52,610 Well, how the hell am I supposed to change the oil if you don't have a car? 64 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,430 Well, I get it. 65 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,270 You're do -it -yourselfers. 66 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,650 Uh, Davis is a do -it -yourselfer. 67 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:06,530 You guys work at Burger World, huh? 68 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,070 I once applied for a job there. 69 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,630 How'd you guys get in there? 70 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:11,930 What's this crap? 71 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:16,089 Alright, I'm gonna give you a quick how -to. 72 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,880 I guess if you're gonna get in at Burger World, it's not what you know, it's who 73 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,859 you know, huh? 74 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:23,360 Uh, yeah, right. 75 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,300 Yeah, me and Butthead know each other. 76 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:30,980 Okay, first you open your drain to let out the old stuff. 77 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,620 Make sure you dispose of it properly. 78 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,100 That stuff is toxic. 79 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,800 Cool. 80 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:45,560 When you're done, remember to check it with your dipstick. 81 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:53,450 Okay, lesson's over, no charge. 82 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:56,090 But it's 15 bucks for the oil. 83 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,930 Uh, no. 84 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,230 I ain't gonna give you any money. 85 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:02,230 No cash, huh? 86 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:07,530 You guys work at Burger World. I guess you're good for it. Here, I'll set up an 87 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:11,610 account. You can just sign for it. Oh, uh... 88 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:14,470 In that case, we want some candy bars, too. Yeah. 89 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,490 And some naked lady air fresheners. 90 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:18,590 Roll. 91 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,250 I can't find any drain. 92 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,110 Oh, wait a minute. 93 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:30,130 This work sucks. 94 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:33,590 And that mechanical dude was a big dumbass. Yeah. 95 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:35,610 Hey, let's just scoop it out. 96 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:37,830 Ow! 97 00:05:38,070 --> 00:05:39,070 Ow! 98 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:40,750 Ow! 99 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:42,370 Ow! 100 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:44,650 Hey, leave it. Check it out. Ow! 101 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:46,830 Improved performance. 102 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,230 Yeah. No thermal breakdown. 103 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:50,950 Yeah. 104 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:54,890 Remember to check it with your dipstick. No way! 105 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:56,970 I think it's ready. 106 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,820 Hey, where's everybody going? 107 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,620 Uh, 108 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:18,300 I don't think we should go back in there, dude. 109 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:19,580 Yeah, remember? 110 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,600 He said we couldn't go home till we changed the oil. 111 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,520 Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:25,180 Cool. 113 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:26,600 Let's get out of here. 114 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,280 Uh... 115 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,610 Hey, Beaver. 116 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:46,030 Do something like, I don't know, like something funny or something. 117 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:47,310 Um, okay. 118 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,710 Um, let me see. 119 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,490 Check this out. 120 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:57,430 Uh, 121 00:07:03,850 --> 00:07:06,530 that was pretty cool, but like, you've done that before. 122 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:07,779 Shut up, Wyatt. 123 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:08,780 Then you do something. 124 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,740 You think I'm just here to entertain you? 125 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,660 Settle down, Bina. You think I'm just here for your amusement? 126 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,320 You want to do something about it? 127 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:19,140 Dumbass. 128 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:26,880 Hey, 129 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:30,479 look at that. 130 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,480 That looks good. 131 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,960 I like those things. They got those things over at the mall. 132 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,160 They call them, um, heroes. 133 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:37,460 Oh, yeah. 134 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:42,300 Whenever we walk by there, that guy goes, Yoodle, yoodle, yoodle. 135 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:46,740 Yeah. One of these days, when I have a lot of money, I'm gonna go get one of 136 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,740 those things. Yeah. 137 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,100 That was cool. 138 00:07:53,860 --> 00:08:00,440 These dudes need to quit screwing around and get back to making 139 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,540 sandwiches. Yeah. 140 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 But, um... 141 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,720 It is kind of a good song, like, if you kind of listen to it for a while, it is 142 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,539 pretty cool. 143 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:10,280 Beavis, you bunghole. Quit talking about this video and do something funny 144 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,620 again. Um, okay, 145 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,680 check this out. 146 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,960 That's not even funny, Beavis. You have to do it like this. 147 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:21,980 Yeah, oh yeah. 148 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,600 I'll say that's cool. Yeah, I see what you mean. Okay, check this out. 149 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:36,799 Cool. Yeah, news rules. 150 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:42,380 And in a related story, a mysterious oil spill has shocked environmentalists 151 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,419 throughout the world. 152 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:44,660 Cool. 153 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,820 It's a major disaster in the Aegean Sea, affecting local fishermen off the coast 154 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:50,479 of Greece. 155 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,960 Cool. He's talking about Greece, but... Yeah. 156 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,420 Whoa, check it out. 157 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,150 They're using the same oil as us. 158 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:00,449 Oh, yeah. 159 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,250 They forgot to put the breading on it. 160 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:03,850 Yeah. 161 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:06,810 Those environmental guys are dumb. 162 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:10,210 Yeah. I bet that fish tastes like crap. 163 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:32,620 It's like, this video looks like one of those old punk bands, you know? 164 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:35,160 But it's like, the video doesn't look old. 165 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:40,420 So it's like, it seems like it's like a bunch of guys now who are like... Eh, 166 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,339 shut up, buddy. 167 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,340 Uh, 168 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,420 okay. I mean, Beavis, what did you just say? 169 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,620 I said shut up. 170 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,540 I get tired of listening to your stupid crap. 171 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,940 Just shut up. Beavis? 172 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:56,570 I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. 173 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,450 I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Shut up. Beavis, there's going to be 174 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,409 two hits. 175 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:07,250 My hand hitting your face and my hand hitting your face again. Yeah, yeah, 176 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:11,570 right. I'm going to kick you in the mad. Just shut up. Beavis, don't you ever 177 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,770 tell me to shut up. 178 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:18,070 I'm going to beat the living crap out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I'm going 179 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:22,730 to cave your nads in. Damn it, Beavis. I'm going to beat the living crap out of 180 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:23,730 your ass. 181 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:29,710 Take that, dumbass. 182 00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:31,290 Shut up. 183 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,810 Shut up. 184 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,730 I'm gonna go get some meat. 185 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:41,390 Get back here and fight like a man. 12793