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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,919 --> 00:00:21,060 We'll be right back with more of the life cycle of the dung beetle right 2 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:22,060 this. 3 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,800 Dung. 4 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,380 It's cold in here. 5 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,220 Hey, buddy, that dog just talked. 6 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,300 He did not, dumbass. 7 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,540 Won't you please take me into your nice, warm home? See, his lips aren't moving. 8 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,480 Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:43,620 He's like communicating telepathetically. 10 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,680 Oh, yeah. 11 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:51,060 Every year we kill thousands of dogs like the one you see here just because 12 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,340 weren't adopted in time. 13 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,280 We don't like to do it, but we have to. 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,980 It's the law. Whoa. 15 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,300 Adopt a dog now. 16 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:01,070 Before it's too late. 17 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:02,670 Hey, Beavis. 18 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:04,670 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 19 00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:05,970 Yeah. 20 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:08,130 Those dung beetles are pretty cool. 21 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:10,830 Dumbass. 22 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:16,290 He's thinking. 23 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:19,330 Oh, I see. 24 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:22,270 You tap yourself on the side of the head to think. 25 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:24,490 I haven't tried that. 26 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:37,770 This guy pronounces words weird. 27 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,030 Yeah, really. 28 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:41,410 A little bit more than you could ever say. 29 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:47,010 Fade away, fade away. 30 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:48,830 What kind of an accent is that? 31 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:53,710 I think that's the way they talk in, like, Wafflevania. 32 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,800 Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,920 And I was, like, thinking he was from California. 34 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,140 What's that dude's problem? 35 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,340 Like, 36 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,180 he's a little too into the music. 37 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,620 Yeah, really. It's kind of embarrassing. 38 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:17,420 Yeah. The other dudes in the band are probably, like, going, God, I wish he 39 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:18,420 wouldn't do that. 40 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,450 Whoa, what's he doing? 41 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:25,930 He's like, come on, come on, open it up. Come on, give me my damn candy bar 42 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:28,930 back. I wasn't done yet. I was saving that for after the video. Spit it out. 43 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:32,210 That was stupid, Beaver. Well, that was kind of funny. 44 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,030 You know what? You know. 45 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:37,290 Beaver, stop trying to be funny. 46 00:02:53,550 --> 00:02:55,030 Our dog's going to be cool. 47 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:59,210 We'll have to, like, teach him to do cool tricks and stuff. 48 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:01,670 Yeah. Sit, boy. Sit, sit. 49 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,030 Sit or I'll kick your ass. 50 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:06,150 That's not a cool trick. 51 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:09,550 A cool trick is, like, to teach him to, like, bite stuff. 52 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:13,110 Bite, bite, bite. Bite everything. 53 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,670 We're going to teach him to, like, bite stuff that sucks. 54 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:20,990 This is going to be cool. 55 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,360 Can I help you? 56 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:29,220 We'd like to see the big dogs, please. 57 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,900 Yeah, the ones that bite. 58 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:32,800 Right back there. 59 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,140 Come 60 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:46,000 here, 61 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,060 doggie. 62 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,120 Beba, the test. 63 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,980 Come here, dumbass. 64 00:03:56,429 --> 00:03:57,630 Don't worry, dude. 65 00:04:00,670 --> 00:04:05,170 That answer was incorrect. 66 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:08,070 The penalty of death. 67 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:13,830 Woof. Woof. 68 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:15,230 Woof. 69 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:19,550 See that? The tap. Hurry up. 70 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:25,710 Ah, he bit me! 71 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,090 He bit me, damn it! 72 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,510 We have a winner. 73 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:38,190 Come on. 74 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:39,430 Uh, 75 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:41,590 bot? 76 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,590 Whoa there, boys. Where do you think you're going with that pup? 77 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:49,810 Uh, we, like, adopted him. Yeah, he's ours. 78 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,460 Have either of you two boys ever taken care of a dog before? 79 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,300 Well, 80 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,139 that ain't important. 81 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:10,140 You look like responsible boys. Now, you do know what a dog like this eats, 82 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:10,919 don't you? 83 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,580 Uh, garbage? 84 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,480 Well, 85 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,080 dog food actually dries best. 86 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,680 I'll give you boys some coupons before you leave. 87 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,900 Okay, now, if your dog goes to the bathroom in the house, what do you do? 88 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,260 Rub his nose in it. 89 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,820 I'd kick his ass. 90 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,120 Rub his nose in it, then kick his ass. 91 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,800 No, 92 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:41,040 you can't never hit your dog. No matter what he does. 93 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,980 If he takes a dump in my house, I'm going to kick his ass. 94 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:47,540 Okay, 95 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,680 now, here's a pamphlet on that. 96 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,970 We can just get that $50 adoption fee. 97 00:05:54,870 --> 00:06:01,870 I'll tell you what, boys. I think we'll just waive that fee. 98 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:03,930 Could you please get that dog out of here? 99 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:05,610 Okay. 100 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,310 Sit down. 101 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,290 No! Cut it off! 102 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,450 I think it was a shih tzu. 103 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:45,510 You know, maybe if they put more thug fans in prison, like, people 104 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:51,290 would, like, you know, try to stay out of prison. Maybe it would have a 105 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:55,750 effect on some generations of the youth. 106 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,350 Quit trying to sound smart. 107 00:06:58,730 --> 00:06:59,730 Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,420 Actually, I think they should all just get the chair. Yeah. 109 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,220 According to Grim Reaper. 110 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,440 He's got a fat little face. 111 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:13,180 Yeah, he's got like that really bloated face look like you get when you eat too 112 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:14,380 many of those urinal mints. 113 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:19,680 Uh, what are you talking about, Beaver? You know, you know, those little round 114 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,420 things in the urinal, you know, that they put there, you know, so you can, 115 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:25,900 know, like freshen up after you take a leak. Beaver, you're not supposed to eat 116 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,140 those. Oh, come here. 117 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:29,440 I knew that. Yeah, I'm just kidding. 118 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:31,140 Dumbass. 119 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,700 Hi. 120 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:39,100 I'm your tour guide. 121 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,260 Welcome to the Wolf Gardens. 122 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:48,340 It was here that George Washington first chopped off his wiener. In any life. 123 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,620 Like an anchor. 124 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,270 Yeah. Like an anchor. 125 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,250 Anchor. 126 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:01,109 It's the mouth. 127 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:02,990 Anchor. Anchor. Can you say that? 128 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,050 Dumbass. 129 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,210 Anchor. 130 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:13,750 What you say should be from your own mind. What you say should be from your 131 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:14,750 mind? 132 00:08:15,650 --> 00:08:16,650 That's stupid. 133 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:20,750 Yeah, really. Sometimes I can't hear all those voices in my mind, you know? 134 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,530 Wait a minute, buddy. Wait a minute. I'm getting something. 135 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,700 Hey, Beavis, throw the stick. 136 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,000 Fetch, dog wipe. 137 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:04,460 Yeah, go get it. 138 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,800 Uh, 139 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,100 check it out, he missed the stick. 140 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:20,160 Um, he's still running, but it... Yeah, he's like way past it. 141 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,200 What a dumb dog. 142 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,560 What a dumbass. 143 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:31,840 We can get another one. 144 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:49,500 Whoa. They're like diving into the fish tank. 145 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,660 That's cool. 146 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,230 things were like just really fancy, clear toilets. 147 00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:04,110 I mean, you know, I usually like, you know, take a leak in those things. 148 00:10:05,070 --> 00:10:07,230 Beavis, you think everything's a toilet. 149 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:11,190 Well, they're fishing there, right? They go to the bathroom in there, right? 150 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:12,970 Yeah. 151 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,470 Oh, it's a toilet. 152 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:16,970 See? 153 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,150 Yeah. 154 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,290 They drink their own wee -wee. 155 00:10:23,610 --> 00:10:24,610 Yeah. 156 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:25,930 It's Fisher. 157 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:33,080 They're like, uh, I guess I'll take a dump and then swim around in it. 158 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960 Yeah. 159 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,200 That sounds pretty cool. 160 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,020 Hey, buddy, check this out. 161 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,080 Do you like these food? 162 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,160 Uh, yeah. 163 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,500 Uh, 164 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,880 Viva, that joke only works if you have food in your mouth. 165 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,000 Dumbass. Oh, yeah. 10770