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Pole vaulters.
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Baton passers.
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Javelin throwers.
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Whoa!
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Ow. You dumbass.
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I warned you.
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, here it is! It's about
the time. It's on, buddy, it's on!
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Okay, Beavis, now shut up.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch.
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Yeah! Take it for a...
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Yeah, they're going to kick some ass
now.
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Beavis, you thought you were going to
shut up. Oh, sorry.
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I'm just going to shut up and listen.
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Yeah, yeah, check it.
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See, this guy's going up on the roof.
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This guy doesn't know what's going to
happen. And so when he goes into his
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apartment, they're going to beat the
living crap out of him. Check this out.
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Damn it, Beavis. I told you to shut up.
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I'm not going to say anything.
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I'm just going to be quiet.
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I'm just going to be quiet for a while.
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Whoa, check this out. Check this out.
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Check this out, Pete.
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He's coming. He's delivering room
service.
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Beavis. Oh, sorry. I forgot.
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This is exciting.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Now that's Stuart Wallace. Stuart
Wallace, he plays himself.
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Isn't it going to be cool when this
video finally comes out? What are you
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talking about, Beavis? You know, when
the real video finally comes out.
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This is a video, dumbass. No way.
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It's going to be that cool.
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Whoa. Hey, buddy, see this is Fred
Kelly. He plays Bunny. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, Nathan wins, see? It's
Cochise.
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Cochise is cool.
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Yeah, Cochise kicks ass.
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And that's the rookie, see?
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See Cochise back there? Uh -huh. See,
the rookie, he's got a really short
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see? Oh, yeah.
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He's pretty good, but he's got a bad
temper. So Cochise has to calm him down
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sometimes.
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Cool. All right, man, hit the showers,
now!
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Where the hell do you think you're
going?
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Uh, to class.
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Maybe you didn't hear me when I told you
to hit the showers.
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Uh, we thought you were, like, talking
to somebody else.
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I was talking to...
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But, like, uh, we didn't sweat.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And if it's all the same, sir, um, I'd
just like to wait till I get home to
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a shower.
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That would be all right. Look at you,
boy!
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You're covered in crap!
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Um, that was last week.
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This is blood, sir.
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The name of this class is Physical
Education, and that includes proper
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hygiene. Hit the showers now or fail!
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Uh, well, it looks kind of... crowded in
there.
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Do I have to undress you myself,
butthead? Uh, no.
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Yeah, I mean, no.
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This sucks. I hate taking showers.
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Yeah.
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I don't want some naked dude standing
with a schlong right next to me. Yeah,
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really. I don't want some naked dude
standing next to me with a schlong
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around saying, hey, good game, man.
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And you better not look at me.
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fart knocker or I'll kick your ass.
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You look at me, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Hey, Beavis and Butthead, are you guys
gonna finally take a shower?
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Uh, um, hey, dude.
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I've never seen you guys take a shower
before.
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Uh, yeah.
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How come you guys never take a shower?
Uh, hey, Beavis, it's all clear.
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Hey, Beavis, can you help me with this?
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I'm beginning to wonder if you boys have
ever taken a shower in your lives.
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What in the hell do you think you're
doing with your underwear still on?
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We don't want anybody looking at our
nads.
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Yeah.
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Are you one of those gym teachers that
likes to hang out and watch dudes in the
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shower?
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Dammit, boy, you have pushed me to the
limit.
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You're not getting out of it this time.
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We have been saved by the power supreme.
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Yes.
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Fire drill rule.
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Are you...
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Not edge.
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Oh, no,
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I think there's that video where this
guy just sits there and just, like,
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mumbles the whole time. Yeah.
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I think it's called numb.
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It should be called dumb.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, get his mouth. Yeah, tie it
around his mouth. Yeah, tie his jaw
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shut.
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That guy's saying, uh,
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excuse me, Edge, this really sucks.
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
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And then Bono's saying, if you don't
stop singing, I'm going to make out with
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you. And I'm going to rub my chin all
over your boobs. Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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Cool. Well, he's got a lot of self
-control not to, like, you know, do
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about that. Yeah, but you can't see his
hands.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Kick him. Yeah, there you
go. Yeah. Have your foot in his mouth.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yuck. Jesus kissed him where that
chick put her feet.
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That's yucky. Yeah.
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Check this out.
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Thank you very much, Edge. Now will you
please get the hell out of here?
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Up yours.
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Yep, that's him, officers.
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Book him, Dano.
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Kick him, Dano. He deserves it. He's
fucked.
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We charge you with being in a fucky
video for a crappy song.
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Guilty as charged.
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Well, where are they taking him?
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I think they're going to go torture him
somewhere, like to get him to say
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something. Oh, yeah. You mean like, I'm
a monkey's uncle?
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No, dumbass. Like, you know, where the
money is or something like that. If I
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were that dude, I'd just like kick him
in the nab and then like smack their
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heads together and then just like tear
ass.
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Beavis, if that was you, they'd just
like touch you and then you'd go, I'm a
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monkey's uncle and I put the money in my
backyard.
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No, sir.
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What, Monk?
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They're making him fight the janitor.
Fight, yeah.
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If I was a janitor, I'd, like, throw a
bunch of thot -ups with puke at him, and
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I'd go, now who's bad?
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
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What?
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He turned into a bird.
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If I could turn into a bird...
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I'd turn into a cock.
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Whoa, is this a star -bellied snitches?
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Uh... What the hell are you talking
about, Beva?
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You know, the star -bellied snitches?
Uh, no.
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I read it in the book at my cousin's
house. It's like, there's these snitches
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that live on these beaches, and, like,
some of them have scars and some of them
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don't. And, like, so they fight, and,
like, they roast marshmallows, and they,
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like, hit each other with these sticks.
And then this dude comes along with this
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machine, and he, like, puts them in
there, and it's, like, they put scars on
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their butts.
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It's really cool. Dammit, Beavis, you've
never read a book in your life.
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Well, I know, but I looked at the
pictures, and they were cool.
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You butt munch.
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You're a wuss. Shut up, butthead.
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Our bellies need to roll.
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Whoa, look at him go.
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That's how I was dancing that time I
crashed the prom, remember?
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Yeah.
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Only you had your pants around your
ankles.
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Yeah, that was cool.
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Yeah.
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Only they kicked your ass out of there
before you could even bust a move.
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That's kind of rock.
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Yeah.
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Makes me want to boogie down.
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