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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,380 I'm gonna kick Stewart's ass. 2 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,640 I can't believe he moved to Heideki. 3 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:40,400 The following feature presentation is not rated. It contains scenes of full 4 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,140 frontal nudity and extreme violence. 5 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,080 Viewer discretion is advised. 6 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:45,560 Yes! Yes! 7 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,260 Discretion is cool. 8 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,500 Pay -per -view, roll! 9 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:52,740 Roll! 10 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:56,740 Whoa. 11 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,120 Who are you guys? 12 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,840 We're the damn moving men. 13 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,360 Who the hell are you? 14 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,060 Uh... We're like these dudes that Stuart knows. 15 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:10,360 Yeah? Well, he don't live here no more. 16 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:14,860 Yes, yes, Gwar! 17 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,200 Cool. Yeah, yeah, all right. 18 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,120 Whoa, 19 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:20,480 Gwar has horns now? 20 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:23,500 Yeah, they taught the sex plays to play horns. 21 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:30,020 It's like Ballsack told him, throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't 22 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:31,740 enough. You guys need to learn to play something. 23 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Yeah, yeah, really. 24 00:01:36,759 --> 00:01:41,040 I heard that one time this kid had, like, a seizure at a GWAR concert, and 25 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,180 singer dude told everybody not to help him. 26 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,600 Really? 27 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,640 Yeah. 28 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:57,960 I'm not going to help you. 29 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,600 Otis Arungas would want it that way. 30 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:01,920 Thanks, 31 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,280 buddy. 32 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:09,110 Whoa, check it out. 33 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:14,870 Whoa, 34 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,890 cool. Look at that giant worm thing, butthead. 35 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:28,290 That's like that worm eats up really hot chicks and then, like, takes a dump. 36 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:30,930 Yeah. Now that's a damn good show right there. 37 00:02:32,029 --> 00:02:34,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They shall drown in their own blood. 38 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:37,330 The streets will flow with the blood of the non -believer. 39 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:39,970 The mother of all wars has begun. 40 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,170 That would be cool if they had, like, a war marching band. 41 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:50,810 Mm -hmm. And that's like, they could form a big wiener. Yeah. And then they 42 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:53,410 could, like, spray slave urine into the crowd. 43 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:54,970 Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. 44 00:02:56,790 --> 00:03:00,160 You know what would be cool, too, is if, like... They sprayed slave urine on, 45 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,500 like, a bunch of people. Yeah. 46 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:04,460 Up your butt with people. 47 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:09,620 Whoa, 48 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:13,860 check it out, butthead and naked chick. 49 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:15,720 Yeah. Cool. 50 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,980 Maybe you didn't hear me. 51 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,980 Your little pal moved away, so get the hell out. 52 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:23,900 Come on, get out of the way, there's a naked chick. 53 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,180 Yeah. Yeah, butt munch. 54 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,560 I said get out. 55 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,460 These guys are cool. 56 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,880 Yeah. 57 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,480 Hmm. 58 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,160 These are her bark -a -loungers. 59 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,760 Might be worth something. 60 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:40,980 Check it out, Harlan. 61 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,060 It's one of them smoking devices. 62 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:45,440 Uh, 63 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,360 that's Stuart's chemistry set. 64 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:51,760 Yeah, I can show you how to melt the carpet with it. 65 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,440 Oops. 66 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,780 Uh, I thought moving men aren't supposed to break stuff. 67 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,120 Listen here, punk. We don't have any use for this kind of crap. 68 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,960 We just want the good stuff. 69 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:05,740 See? 70 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,960 Crap. 71 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,580 These are the coolest dudes I've ever met. Yeah. 72 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:14,460 Me too. 73 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:19,660 On the other hand, this TV, for example. See, I'll get maybe a hundred bucks for 74 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,319 this baby. 75 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,320 Uh, Harlan, buddy? 76 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,060 Um, tell you what, boys. 77 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,040 You help us locate the quality merchandise around this dump, maybe you 78 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,240 movers like us someday. 79 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,280 We want to be the kind of movers that take the cool stuff. 80 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:36,740 Yeah, and then I take all the crap and break it, break it, break it! 81 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:39,580 You boys are quick learners. 82 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,740 There's usually cool stuff in here. 83 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:45,420 Whoa, here's one! 84 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:48,420 Check it out. 85 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:54,660 Her boobs aren't too big, but when she wears it... Dammit, quit screwing 86 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,880 Let me explain, boys. 87 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:02,440 We're looking for anything maybe hidden or secret. You know, like nobody knows 88 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,540 about it. Uh, I know. 89 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,260 Hey, Beavis. 90 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,370 Keep going, boys. 91 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,370 You're bound to find something cool. 92 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:21,750 Here it is, dudes. 93 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:25,670 Yeah, Stuart's dad's dirty magazine. 94 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:31,070 We've torn out all the pages with butts on them, but there's still plenty of 95 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,070 good boobs left. 96 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,670 Yeah. 97 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:36,750 Yo, Harlan, we gotta hit the road, man. 98 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,190 Thanks anyway, boys. 99 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:39,550 Maybe next time. 100 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:40,830 Hey, wait. 101 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:43,550 Uh, so, like, when do we get to be movers? 102 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,100 Yeah, like, when do we get to break stuff? 103 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,800 Well, yeah, why don't you boys practice breaking stuff around the house? 104 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,640 We gotta be moving on. 105 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,220 Someday, Beavis, that will be us. Yeah. 106 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:01,840 Cool. 107 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:07,860 Well, 108 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,400 we better get started breaking stuff. 109 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,220 Yeah. 110 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:27,800 I heard this dude, like, did this whole song just by, like, whistling and 111 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,720 singing and slapping his butt and stuff. 112 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Whoa, really? 113 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:33,300 I think I'm going to try that. 114 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,520 Yeah. Who am I? 115 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:49,200 Don't worry, Beaver. Be happy. Shut up, Butt -Head. I'm not worried. 116 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,379 Oh, yeah? 117 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,660 Does this worry you? 118 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:54,940 Cut it out, Butt -Head. 119 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:58,800 I'm going to play drums on your neck with my foot. I'd like to see you try, 120 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,440 -Knocker. Don't call me that, Butt -Head. 121 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,820 I'm going to play drums on your face, Butt -Knocker. Shut up, Butt -Head. I'm 122 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:07,280 going to kick your ass. Butt -Knocker. Butt -Knocker. 123 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,460 Shut up. Shut up. 124 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:14,830 Okay, the fight's over. I won. 125 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:16,470 What did I want? 126 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:19,750 Dumbass. 127 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:21,590 Oh, 128 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,210 check it out. It's Mrs. 129 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:26,630 Doubtfire. Oh, yeah. 130 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:32,330 I don't think that guy's very funny. Yeah. 131 00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:36,710 It's like he tries to talk really fast so you won't notice that he's not very 132 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:41,390 funny. I think he was, like, funny, like, a long time ago. Like, but it was, 133 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:42,470 like, really fast. 134 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:45,390 Uh... Okay. 135 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,910 Uh... Well, I guess that's everything. 136 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,390 Oh, yeah. 137 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:56,510 Let's, like, break everything again. 138 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:00,170 Uh... They're back. 139 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,570 Yeah. I bet they hire us. Yeah. 140 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,190 We did a good job. 141 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,310 Holy... Dear. 142 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,330 How's it going? 143 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,770 Beavis? Butthead? 144 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:17,210 What happened? 145 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:18,670 Where's the couch? 146 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,030 Where's the TV? 147 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:22,930 Uh, the movers took it, dude. 148 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:24,770 Oh! 149 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:28,190 Movers? You idiots! We've been robbed! 150 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:29,510 Robbed? 151 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:32,770 We were here all day. We didn't see any robbers. 152 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:36,549 You guys are in big trouble. 153 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,990 Whose dirty magazine is this? 154 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:44,420 Wet footers? Uh, uh... I... Hell, I don't know. Stewart? 155 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,300 Hey, butthead. 156 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,100 How come Stewart's dad's so pissed? 157 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:53,340 Uh, I don't know. Maybe their new house sucked even worse than this one. 158 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,599 Yeah. 159 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,740 We got robbed! We got robbed! 160 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:00,700 Yeah. 161 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,720 What a dork. 162 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,320 All right, go. 163 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,720 For this? 164 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,380 Yeah. All right. 165 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:15,980 Yeah. 166 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,740 Yeah, check this out. 167 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,120 He's teeing off. 168 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,820 He's using his woody. 169 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,940 He's trying to get a bunghole in one. 170 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,640 We see some dork riding a tricycle down the street. 171 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:34,220 He's in the rough. 172 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,840 Oh, look, a fight! 173 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, hit him! 174 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,680 If they had fights in golf, maybe it would be cool. 175 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,120 Yeah, then maybe I'd watch it. 176 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:47,300 You watch golf all the time, Beavis. Oh, yeah, yeah. 177 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,280 Golf is cool. 178 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,080 Check this out. 179 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:58,520 It looks like he's going to use his nine iron to smash the big, fat, dead guy's 180 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,400 face in. That's right, but I think what he's planning on doing... 181 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:05,220 It's mashing his glasses in and shoving the 9 -iron up his bunghole. 182 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:08,420 It looks straight. 183 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:10,360 Oh, he's in the water. 184 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:11,780 That'll cost him a stroke. 185 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:14,460 That's right, but it's full. I don't believe it. He's going to actually try 186 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:18,500 to... It looks like it's going to... I'm going to go... You can't do it, Beaver. 187 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:23,880 Shut up. Shut up, but it's... You weren't that good. You're not good at 188 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:24,880 anything. 189 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,300 That's right, but that's going to cost him a stroke. 190 00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:29,740 He's probably going to... 191 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,330 Damn it. Damn it. You can't do it. 192 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:36,210 That's a complete wuss. 193 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:37,770 He's not good at anything. 194 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:40,870 His mom is a slut. 12928