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I have two cheeseburgers, two large
fries and a chocolate shake.
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Two cheeseburgers, two large fries, and
a chocolate shake.
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Uh, just a minute.
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Dammit, leave us, put that away.
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You're not supposed to have your penis
out when you're cooking.
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Oh, oh yeah.
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Uh,
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so like, uh, may I take your order?
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Uh,
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I
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think that's... This is that place where
you get, like, lemonade.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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And then, like, they have a bunch of
horn dogs working there.
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They have horn dogs?
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Yeah. You know, that's where they, like,
dip their wiener in the fryer. Oh,
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yeah. Like, every time I go to that damn
place, like, I want to get a milkshake,
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and they say, I'm sorry, the shake
machine's broken.
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And I think, damn it, it's always
broken.
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Yeah.
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Friar. Friar.
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Friar.
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That's not fair. That dude doesn't have
to wear a hairnet. Yeah.
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Maybe we should get a job at this place.
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Yeah, really. It's like, you don't have
to, like, pay attention to the
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customers. They can just sit around and
goof off.
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We could put the hairnets on our nab.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, yeah.
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That's what I do anyway, but, you know,
I also have to put one on my hair. You
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put a hairnet on your nab?
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Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, they're
free.
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Hey, old miner!
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I'm gonna be drinking red wine and
chickies!
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Stupid.
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Uh, what seems to be the problem there,
Beavis?
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My thingy itches.
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It's like the wrong color or something.
Check it out.
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Uh, no thanks, Beavis. Ow!
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I'll have a double cheeseburger, large
order of fries, small root beer, and an
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apple pie.
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Uh, what? Double cheeseburger.
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Large order of fries, small root beer,
and an apple pie.
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Uh, could you, like, get left stuff?
Just get it.
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Hey, Beavis.
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This guy wants, like, some burgers and
some, like, food or something.
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Oh.
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Uh, so, like, make it.
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Yeah.
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Uh, it's like a dollar or something.
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Uh, I mean, two dollars.
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Cool.
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Here you go, sir.
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Enjoy your meal.
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Come again.
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At a local burger world, an outbreak of
tainted meat
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has hospitalized 15 and once again
raised the question about how meat
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handled.
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Ask the expert.
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We have never encountered a strain of
bacteria like this in recorded science.
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I'm afraid we're up against a fierce new
parasite.
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Authorities say that until further
notice, Burger World will remain closed.
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This sucks.
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Yeah. We lost our job.
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No. My wiener's still in here.
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Shut up. What can I do?
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Uh, I know.
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Like... Think of something else.
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Yeah.
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Um, okay.
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Okay,
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class, you have ten minutes to answer
questions three through twelve. Okay?
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And go.
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Just hold it.
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Hold it right there.
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Face it, Beavis.
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You have a problem with your penis.
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Yeah. What should I do? The fuck?
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Uh, maybe you should, like, wash it or
something.
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Yeah.
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I can, like, um... I'll, like, um...
Yeah, I'll, um... With water?
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No way! It'll get wet!
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Life is hard, Beaver.
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Yeah, it's hot.
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Whoa, what is that thing?
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It's the butt worm from below.
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flipping us off.
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Uh, I think that's just, like, something
on his finger.
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I'm thinking of having my finger made
longer so, like, when I flip people off,
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it'd just be, like, really big, like
everybody could see it.
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Uh, well,
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if I was gonna bother with something
like that, I'd just make my wiener
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Oh, yeah.
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Then you could flip people off with your
wiener. That would rule.
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Hey,
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check it out.
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That's like one of those things they
have in the stores, you know?
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Where you, like, sit there and you stare
at them for a real long time, and you,
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like, cross your eyes, and you get all
bug -eyed, and you, like, look at the
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dots, and then, like, it gives you a
headache, and then your eyes hurt, and
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get all dizzy.
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Those things are cool. Yeah.
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Aren't you supposed to, like, see
something?
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Yeah, yeah. Like, I saw, like, um, a
bunch of dots and stuff, and it was
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cool. Check this out, Beavis.
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Stare at the back side of my hand for a
really long time.
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Ah, man.
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Okay.
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Cool.
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Whoa, I think I see something.
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Ah!
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Come out.
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Hey, butthead.
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My wader feels great.
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It's like the right color again.
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Check it out.
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Beavis, you bung munch. I don't want to
see it.
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Yeah, and we got our jobs back. Yeah,
but like, now we have to follow all
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Stupid rule.
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Uh, no tithe.
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I'll aim.
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I think that's a P.
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Uh.
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Viva. Cut it out, Viva.
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Damn it, Viva.
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Cut it out.
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That'd be cool if, like, I could, like,
nail myself.
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Like, put a stamp on my butt and say,
like, take me to somewhere cool.
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Beaver, shut up.
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Beaver, can you hear me?
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Shut up.
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Shut up, Beaver.
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Beaver, if you don't stop that right
now, I'm going to smack you upside the
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head.
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I'm going to give you three seconds,
Beaver.
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What the hell's the matter with you,
Beaver?
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Viva! Can you hear me?
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Shut up!
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Remember that time you turned that jack
-in -the -box into a crap -in -the
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-box?
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That was cool.
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Uh,
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Viva?
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Viva?
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Viva!
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What's your problem, Viva? I said stop
it!
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Thank you.
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