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That's gonna be cool.

Yeah.

The creatures of rock rule.

Whoa. Yeah.

Those chicks want me.

Wait, buddy. She was talking to me.

You wish.

Hey, baby.

Yeah.

How's it hanging, dude -ness?

You said hanging.

Wear your seats, guys.

Maybe we can rage together.

Let me see your ticket.

Like,

I don't think we have any.

Too bad.

You better get some fat.

Show's starting.

See you inside.

Oh, fuck.

Damn it.

Damn it.

Hey, hey, quit looking at me like that. You want to fight?

You always, like, talk tough in front of the TV set, but, like, if that dude was

really here, he'd be a total wuss.

No, I wouldn't.

I'd take him on. No, you wouldn't. You'd be like going, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Is that that Christian Slater dude?

Yeah. It's like, Christians?

Later, dude.

We're trying to be funny. It never works.

This part of the song sucks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, that other part is pretty cool, but it's like, then they go into

these different parts and, like, most of them suck.

If they could just stick to that one part that's cool, you know, not play the

stuff that, like, sucks, and then, you know, then, like, you know, we'd all be,

like, you know, we'd all be a little better, yeah.

Look at him.

He's saying his dad doesn't have time for him.

Aww.

Aww, he ain't got time for me.

He's practically crying.

Aww, that's too bad.

Oh. Yeah.

It doesn't look like it might be good. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ooh. Yeah.

Now, we're getting somewhere.

It's like, you can say what you want about Maiden, but when it comes to

videos, they don't screw around.

Yeah, yeah. Like, even if Maiden did unplug, I bet they'd still have

Yeah, they'd be like, we're not going to unplug the explosion machine, dude.

That's what got us here.

Hell is from here to eternity?

Wait a minute. I can't. true but like if hell was really like from here to

eternity and i mean like hell was like everywhere so like like like everywhere

is hell so like you say somebody go to hell go to hell and you're just like

really saying stay right there you know you know what i'm saying yeah like it's

like hell is from here go to hell beaver okay no problem i'll stay right

here no i mean just shut up it's like Every time you try to figure

something out, it's like, stupid.

Who needs tickets?

I got your seats right here.

Tickets, who needs them tickets?

You got any expert tickets?

Yeah, baby, primo seats. I'm talking four here, six rows back.

Are they near those chicks?

Listen up, big chief.

They're near all the chicks.

Cool.

Can we have them? Come again?

Did you say have? Man, this is creatures of rock.

Cross bucket, man. That lady singer gets naked on the stage.

These seats are close enough to cop yourself a feel, man.

Cool.

Damn right. A hundred a pop. What do you say?

Uh, we don't have any money.

No money? Where do you dirtbags come off wasting my time? I probably just lost a

sale talking, you losers.

That's hot.

I gotta take a whiz.

Yeah, me too.

This is hot.

Yeah, maybe we should hold it. No way, Viva.

I gotta go really bad.

Besides, I heard if you hold it in, it, like, does damage to your nads.

Oh, yeah. I want my naps to be in good shape when we feel sick.

Oh, rock and roll!

Whoa.

That was cool.

Yeah.

That guy is cool.

I'm concerned about my nap.

I think we're getting closer.

Like, we're probably going to be next pretty soon.

Damn it. We're missing the whole thing.

Yeah, I know.

We've got to tackle those chicks some more.

Let's go behind the dumpster or something.

Yeah, that's cool. Let's go behind the dumpster.

Hey! What? What the hell are you doing back there?

Huh? You know, just, uh, throwing something away.

What the hell do you think we provide the damn bathroom for?

I'm going to wipe every one of these puddles up with you little turds.

That dude was a pest.

Is that Richard Marks? Uh, no.

This is that Keith dude from the family.

You mean Bonaduce?

No, dumbass. This is his big brother.

Keith. Whoa.

Keith Bonaduce.

Bonaduce. Keith Bonaduce.

Yeah.

Hey, buddy. Did you see when Bonaduce fought Donny Osmond?

Uh, that was on pay -per -view, Beavis.

We don't get that.

Yeah, but I saw, like, highlights from it later.

Cool.

Did you see when Bonaduce found Geraldo? Oh, yeah. Was that when he, like, threw

a chair at him and broke his nose?

Yeah.

That would be cool, like, if Mrs. Partridge kicked Geraldo's ass.

Yeah, yeah. And then the winner gets to face Bonaduce in the finals.

That would be cool if, like, the whole Partridge family kicked Geraldo's ass.

Oh, yeah.

And then, like, Tracy could kick him in the neck.

Yeah.

She could stick her tambourine up his butt.

Or, like, Chris could stick a drumstick up his butt.

And then her daughter would be saying, that's no fair, there's two Chris's.

Yeah.

Are you ready to rumble?

Yeah.

Are you sure someone's in there?

Yeah.

I wonder what's taking so long.

Rock and roll, man!

Get out, Affleck! No way, I'm gonna kick your ass!

No way, butt -mutt! No way, I'm first!

No way, Peter, I'm first!

Open the door, Beavis. I'm going to kick your ass.

Come on, buddy, get me out of here.

It's stuck, buddy, it's stuck.

Whoa, take this out.

It'd be cool to do a video like this, but instead of changing spaces, it'd be

like changing thingies.

Thingies and thingies and more thingies, one after another.

Yeah.

Thingy vision.

And then, like, for variety, just, you know, like, throwing a butt every now

then.

Oh, check it out, Mr. T.

Uh,

look at Steve Perry.

No, no, that's Freddy Krueger. It works.

That's that chick.

Not Captain Picard.

You said hard.

Well, look, it's Patrick Swayze.

That's your mom. Look.

That's over.

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