subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Beavis and Butt Head s05e12 Plastic Surgin

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,550 --> 00:00:06,970 Welcome to Hard Story. 2 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:10,990 Tonight we bring you another special report on breast implants. 3 00:00:11,350 --> 00:00:15,970 For many women, a visit to the plastic surgeon means a larger, firmer, perkier 4 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:21,310 bust. Just take a look at these exclusive photos taken before and after. 5 00:00:22,570 --> 00:00:23,570 Whoa. 6 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:24,910 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 7 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:26,510 Their singing's got bigger. 8 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:29,550 But is this operation worth the risk? 9 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,010 Should women get potentially dangerous implants just for the sake of, quote, 10 00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:36,430 bigger thingies? 11 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,190 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it. Yeah, go for it. Yeah. 12 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,550 Hey, 13 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:42,990 Beavis. What? 14 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:48,130 We should go to one of those plastic surgeon dudes about, you know, making 15 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:49,130 thingies bigger. 16 00:00:49,330 --> 00:00:52,150 Um, mine are, like, already big enough. 17 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:54,330 It's not worth the risk. 18 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:56,350 Not bigger boobs, dumbass. 19 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:58,930 Bigger, you know, thingies. 20 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:01,120 We could, like, get wiener implants. 21 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,520 Oh, yeah. 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,720 Cool. 23 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,020 Yes, 24 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,600 Pantera, yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:17,460 Yeah. 26 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:21,600 But, uh, what's going on here? 27 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,740 Don't worry about it, it's a drive. 28 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:36,770 Baby. I like that. Yeah. 29 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:40,670 Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. 30 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,030 Yeah. Yeah. 31 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:45,150 Hey, put it. 32 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,590 Does this Pantera guy ever relax? 33 00:01:48,190 --> 00:01:49,730 I don't think so. 34 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:54,290 This guy's dad must have kicked his ass when he was a kid. 35 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:55,568 Yeah, really. 36 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:58,430 He was like, damn it, Pantera, this beer is warm. 37 00:01:58,650 --> 00:01:59,650 Get me another one. 38 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:00,850 Yeah. 39 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:05,470 He was like, you treat your stepmother with respect, Pantera. 40 00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:08,970 Or you'll be sleeping in the street. 41 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:11,770 He's like, 42 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:15,130 damn it, Pantera, I told you to get out there and mow that lawn. 43 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:17,050 Oh, what's this? 44 00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:18,650 Is that a tear, Pantera? 45 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:20,890 Oh, is Daddy's little girl upset? 46 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:24,690 I'm going to kick your ass in a next Tuesday. Now get out of here and quit 47 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:26,170 acting like a damn little girl. 48 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:28,990 Settle down, Beavis. 49 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:34,990 That was pretty cool. 50 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,850 He's in a session right now with a patient. Can I help you? 51 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,770 We're going to get Big Wiener. 52 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,440 Yes? 53 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:11,540 Uh, does this surgeon work on, uh, bones? 54 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,460 Well, 55 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,520 yes. He can change bone structure in extreme cases. 56 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:25,320 But he prefers to work with softer 57 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,140 tissues. Yeah, yeah, me too. 58 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,060 Good afternoon, Dr. Thoffer. 59 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,080 I go through a lot of Kleenex. 60 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,580 Uh, 61 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,560 we want to, like, change our, uh, bone structure. 62 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,120 Yeah, yeah, me too. 63 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,900 Good afternoon, doctor's office. 64 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Um, yeah. 65 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,960 Hey, we were next, asswipe. 66 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:49,219 Oh, really? 67 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:50,640 You boys are next, huh? 68 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:55,340 Well, uh, well, well, I'm the doctor, so why don't you boys come on in? 69 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,000 Uh, okay. 70 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:09,340 So, how much smaller would you like? Uh, we want them bigger. 71 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,960 Yeah, we need bigger thingies. 72 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:18,100 Hmm, well, I've never done an enlargement. All my patients have either 73 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,360 a reduction in size or a slightly different shape. 74 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:23,080 Stupid. Yeah. 75 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,940 Size is everything. 76 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:30,460 Well, I suppose I could fashion something longer for you by breaking the 77 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,460 and adding an extension. 78 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:36,060 But it told me it's, like, not really a bone. Well, actually, it's cartilage, 79 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,200 which acts like a bone. 80 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:41,040 Mine acts like a bone in the morning sometimes. 81 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:47,160 Hmm. Well, are you experiencing any pain, any swelling, or any unusual 82 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,160 discharge? 83 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:49,410 Yeah, yeah, sometimes. 84 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,030 Beavis is becoming a man, sir. 85 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:59,150 Okay. Well, surgery is always risky, but I think in your case, any change would 86 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,150 probably be an improvement. 87 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:04,530 Um, yeah, but how could you tell all that just from looking at my nose? 88 00:05:04,850 --> 00:05:09,190 Well, let's just say I've seen a lot of these little thingies in my line of 89 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:10,190 work. Oh, yeah. 90 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,830 Ow. Ugh. 91 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:18,330 Is this operation gonna stink or something? 92 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:22,750 No. In fact, you probably won't smell a thing for a couple weeks. 93 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:24,690 So how come you're holding my nose? 94 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:26,030 Please, don't talk. 95 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:30,950 Well, I think I'll break the cartilage in your nose and add an artificial 96 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:34,390 extension there. Your noses will be bandaged for at least a week afterwards. 97 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:37,250 Um, are you gonna have to touch her, Naz? 98 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:42,670 Because, like, if you do, could you get one of those, you know, female nurses to 99 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:43,439 do it? 100 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,340 Yeah, yeah, like maybe that chick out front. 101 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,380 Whoa. 102 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,740 Check out his unit. 103 00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:59,320 Whoa, this chick is flat. 104 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 See that? 105 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,840 You see that unit? Yeah, yeah. 106 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,880 That means it's not a chick. 107 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,760 Oh, oh, yeah. 108 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,520 I wouldn't look at that. 109 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:17,370 I wonder what the most beautiful chick in the world looked like. 110 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:23,030 Uh, well, she'd have to be naked. Yeah, yeah. And she'd have to have boob. 111 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:25,530 Uh, yeah. 112 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:29,230 It'd also be cool if she had a butt, too. 113 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:31,870 Yeah, yeah. 114 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:34,770 That would rule. 115 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:36,930 And also, like, if her butt was naked. 116 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,270 Uh, yeah. 117 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:43,650 Well, you know, when I said she'd have to be naked, I meant, you know. 118 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,030 Down there? 119 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:46,610 Yeah. 120 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:47,850 Yeah, really. 121 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:57,690 You know, Beavis, I was looking at your mom naked once. 122 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,210 Really? How come you're naked? 123 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:04,810 You know, Beavis, your mom was naked. Oh, yeah. 124 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:09,210 You know how Prince is like searching for the most beautiful chick in the 125 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:10,550 Yeah. 126 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:13,350 Well, he doesn't need to go anywhere near your house. 127 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,400 Shut up, bro. I'm sick of you bad -mouthing my mom. 128 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,680 Mouthing? 129 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 Oh, yeah. 130 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:22,620 Mouthing. 131 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:24,620 Bad -mouthing. 132 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:31,700 This 133 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:38,180 sucks. 134 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,480 What? 135 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,060 Our wieners are bigger. Oh, yeah. 136 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,280 Mine look bigger, dude. 137 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Yeah. 138 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,620 Me too. 139 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,600 Now I need a bigger hand. 140 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,419 Is that Jesus? 141 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,240 Hey, is that our Lord Jesus Christ? 142 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:22,860 Uh, no, I think it's Lenny Kravitz. Um, no, I think it's... Oh, it's Rush. 143 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,540 Oh, God. 144 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:26,940 Yeah. 145 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:31,380 Invisible airwaves crackle with life. Bright and tender, we start with the 146 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,380 energy. 147 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:36,080 This guitar sounds kind of cool, though. Yeah. 148 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:38,840 If you happen to be a wuss. 149 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,580 A dude with dreadlocks and tattoos strapped to a chair. 150 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,040 That's a good idea for a video. 151 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Didn't they do that before? 152 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,220 Yeah, but, like, this guy's on a pole. 153 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:58,520 Oh, yeah, yeah. 154 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:01,640 Now, wait a minute, bud. I think they already did that, too. I thought dude, 155 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,160 like, strapped to a chair up on, you know, like on a pole. 156 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,520 Yeah, but he didn't have dreadlocks. 157 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,280 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. He had tattoos, though. 158 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,800 Yeah, it's like... They've had dudes with dreadlocks strapped to a chair on a 159 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,540 pole, but they didn't have a tattoo. 160 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:23,440 And it's like, they had dudes with tattoos tied to a chair, but, like, they 161 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:26,640 weren't on a pole, and they didn't have dreadlocks. Yeah, I remember that, yeah. 162 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,240 So this is like, you know, all original and stuff. 163 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,440 Yeah, that's right, that's right. 164 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,880 Pole. 165 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,080 Pole. 166 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:40,580 I think I saw Lenny Kravitz tied to a cross once, too. 167 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:42,100 Oh, Beavis, that was Jesus. 168 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Oh, yeah. 169 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,300 Who is this chick? 170 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,780 Uh, I don't know. 171 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:55,120 She looks like some chick you'd see hanging out in Kmart. 172 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:58,260 I think I've seen this chick before. 173 00:09:58,780 --> 00:09:59,780 Yeah. 174 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,300 She did Prince. 175 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,700 Oh, really? 176 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:04,740 Well, at least that's something. 177 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:09,460 You know, they don't have to keep showing her just because she's singing. 178 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:10,700 Yeah, really. 179 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:13,900 Like, move down and show her butt or something. 180 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,340 Yeah. 181 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,560 Look at the stupid stuff she keeps doing with her face. 182 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:26,020 This chick is pretty dumb. 183 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:29,600 Yeah. And she's probably a slut, too. 184 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,080 Why do you think this chick, like, dresses up like a slut? 185 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,200 Prince makes sure that all his women look like sluts. 186 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,820 That's one thing I like about him. 187 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,220 Yeah. 188 00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:44,720 He has a vision. 189 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,260 Me too. 190 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,600 Someday, all the girls in the world will all come unto me. 191 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,880 It's going to be cool. 13012