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Hey, Butthead, this bus ride is giving
me wood.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's like the only reason to even go
to school.
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Yeah. Wood, good.
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All bad.
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Hey, Beavis, let's like not go.
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Yeah, yeah, cool.
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Uh, hey, we're like getting off.
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Yeah, we need to get off.
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Man, we ain't in school yet.
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Uh, it's like an emergency.
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An emergency? Well, now that's
different. Here you go.
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Hey, Beavis, we're like not in school.
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Yeah, cool.
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Ever since I was a young boy, I played
the silver ball.
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There are no angels left in America
anymore.
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This is what happens when, like, old
people try to rap.
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Hey, didn't this guy, like, already do
this song before?
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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But he has long hair now.
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You mean, like, every time you grow your
hair long, you have to, like, go do all
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your songs over again?
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Uh, no,
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that's not what I said.
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And you may ask yourself.
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And you may think yourself.
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And you may find yourself behind the
wheel of a large automobile.
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And you may find yourself in a beautiful
house with a beautiful wife. And you
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may ask her, where's the bathroom at?
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I can barely touch my own self.
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He can't touch himself.
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That's not really very funny.
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That's like, um... That couldn't happen
to me, could it?
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Uh... Hey, hey, hey, wait.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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That wasn't a chick, was it?
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I think it was, but it... I think it...
I got a boob.
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Hey, change it, but it doesn't make me
dizzy.
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Come on, Beaver. It'll give you a good
buzz.
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Yeah, but it's like...
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Getting sick to my stomach. Come on.
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Is this Led Zeppelin?
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I think this is like one of those things
where like they say it's Led Zeppelin,
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but it only has like one of the original
dudes in it.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it's like, they always do that.
You can always tell who the original
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is because he's fat.
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He's got, like, white hair.
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Whoa, that dude has hips like a woman.
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That sucks when guys, like, just put out
the same
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stuff over and over again.
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I said put out.
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But really, that sucks when guys just
repeat themselves and do the same stuff
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over and over.
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He said eat themselves.
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Eat themselves.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think this is where they show how they
made the video.
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I thought this was a video.
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Uh, no, Beavis.
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This is, like, the making of the video.
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Really?
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Then you just, like, show the video,
because, like, this thing sucks.
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Okay,
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thank you for calling Muller Real
Estate.
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Bye. Uh, is this, like, a mall or
something?
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Uh, yes, this is Muller Real Estate.
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Are you boys the temp? Of course. Of
course you are. What am I saying?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Beavis?
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Yeah, um, no.
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You two must be the starving artist
type.
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Um, yeah.
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Where's the food court at?
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Anyway, Beavis is it?
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Let's make you the typist here, and your
friend can do reception.
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Sit down, make yourselves at home.
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Hey, butthead.
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Copy machine.
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Do that thing.
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Check it out.
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Would you like a copy of my butt?
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I'm enlarging my butt.
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Mr.
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Muller put you up to this, didn't he?
Oh, my.
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The stories I could tell you.
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Okay, Beavis, why don't we get you
started on some letters?
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And you, sir, let's park you in front of
the phones.
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Hi, we're here from the temp agency.
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I, um, may I help you?
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Yes, we're here from the temp agency.
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Um, please have a seat.
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Your order will be ready in a minute.
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Would you like a copy of my butt?
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Uh,
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hello?
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Uh, never heard of him, dude.
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Yeah? This is Butthead. Who the hell is
this?
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Hello? Hey, baby.
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Uh, he's, like, out having his butt
cleaned.
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Uh,
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Beavis, right?
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Great to have you on board today.
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Stan. You probably recognize the name
from all the letters you've been typing
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for me. Not really, Sam.
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Stan. I'm Stan.
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Okay, listen. Hey, great job on all
these letters.
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But I guess what I need now is for you
to just make some real minor corrections
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here. Okay, so I've pretty much just
made the corrections in red here, and
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not a super rush. As soon as you get a
chance, that would be great.
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Okay,
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Sam.
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I'm like... Real Billy and stuff.
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Cool, man. Like I say, Beavis, no rush
on this. Whenever.
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Butt -town?
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Yeah, yeah, everybody loves butt -town.
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Butt -town.
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This is cool.
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Butt -town.
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Yeah.
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If you live in butt -town, you've got to
get down.
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Butt -town, yeah.
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Butt -town's rule.
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I don't know, but I'm going to find a
map and go there.
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Can I come too?
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Uh, no, Beaver.
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Dumbass.
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This song has the best lyrics I've ever
heard.
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Yeah, yeah.
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How did this guy come up with this
stuff?
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Fuck town.
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If you live in fuck town, you gotta get
down.
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Yeah.
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This dude should hook up with Thurmex a
lot.
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They could, like, sit around and talk
about butts and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I'd like to see that.
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I told you last time you called, I never
heard of that guy.
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Get off the phone before I kick your
ass.
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Whoa, this thing's pretty hot.
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You broke it, dumbass.
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And I was right in the middle of a
conversation or something.
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You broke it, bunghole.
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You talk too much.
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Uh, ma 'am?
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This butt munch broke your office?
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No way. He did it. He did it.
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Well, listen, boys, it's nothing to get
bent out of shape about.
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We'll have someone come in tomorrow and
take a look at it.
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Now, why don't you two punch out and
we'll see you tomorrow?
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Uh, okay.
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Yeah, okay.
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You see that arrow?
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You know that, like, that symbolizes the
wiener?
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What wiener? Where?
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It stands for wieners everywhere.
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But people are still having sex and
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nothing seems to stop them.
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Uh, people are still having sex?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What people? Where?
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What name?
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Settle down, Beavis.
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Well, people are still having sex, and I
was like, I'm not having sex. Well, you
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could keep your mouth shut and maybe
he'd tell you.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah,
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yeah, I understand, but where, where,
where?
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Damn it, come on, where?
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Who, who, where, where? Just listen this
time, shut up.
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Okay. Damn it, there he goes again. Come
on, where?
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Ooh, ooh, where, where?
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Leela, shut up.
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Whoa, that thing's getting it on with a
donut.
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Yeah.
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Um, hey, a donut sounds pretty good. I
think I'm going to go get a donut.
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You got any?
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Yeah.
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Bring me back a couple.
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