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Oi! I've got me finger stuck in me bum!
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Oi! I should never have listened to that
little Dutch boy the other day!
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And now I got me fingers stuck in me
bum.
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Hey, mistress.
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I got me fingers stuck in me bum.
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Leave it.
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Leave it. Yeah, but... I'm... I'm...
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I'm... I hate this stupid game.
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Choking. You're choking?
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Um, chicken. You're choking your
chicken?
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You're choking your chicken.
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Yeah.
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Um, is that Colonel Sanders?
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Uh, no, dumbass.
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Colonel Sanders has, like, a white
jacket and, like, a bucket of chicken.
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This guy fries butt nuggets.
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What's a butt nugget?
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Here, I'll show you.
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They got these long -haired guys, and
then they got this guy, like, in a dork
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outfit. Uh, I think these guys are just,
like, joking or something.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, yeah.
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They're just, like, fooling around and
stuff, huh?
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Yeah.
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This isn't, like, a real video.
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Oh, yeah. Well, that's good. Because if
this was serious, it would suck.
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Hey, buddy, I am getting kind of hungry.
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Any more of those, uh, what are they,
butt nuggets?
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Uh, okay.
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Here you go.
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Regular or cool ranch?
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Butt nuggets.
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I'm joking.
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Oh, yeah?
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What do you want me to do about it?
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Me and Butt -head were watching the
show.
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This guy had his finger in his butt.
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He was saying... What's the emergency,
sir?
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Is there an emergency, sir?
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Uh, yeah.
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Butt -head's choking.
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On chicken.
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Listen carefully.
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Have you performed the Heimlich?
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Um, is this like one of those 976
numbers?
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Um, what are you wearing?
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I repeat.
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Have you Heimlich'd the victim?
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Have I licked his rectum?
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No way!
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But, uh, one time me and Butthead were
playing truth or dare, and, uh... Sir,
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please!
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If you want to save your friend's life,
you need to perform the Heimlich
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maneuver.
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Um, he's not really my friend.
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Sir, don't you know what the Heimlich
maneuver is?
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Every restaurant in this city has a sign
posted describing the procedure.
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Um, oh yeah.
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Thank you, drive -thru.
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Whoa.
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That dog must have been sick.
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Oh, yeah.
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Butthead choking his chicken.
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Heimlich. Himlich.
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Himlich manure.
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Manure.
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Hey, freeze, Jay Walker!
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I sense you to this.
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Nachos.
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Nachos.
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Nachos. How about these competitors vote
for the same?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Nachos. Nachos.
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Hi,
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Beavis. Uh, where's Butthead?
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Oh, yeah.
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I better go.
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Hey, can I have some nachos?
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Okay. Give me a dollar.
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Um, do we have any signs around here?
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Oh, check it out, buddy. It's Ozzy. Uh,
yeah.
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Uh.
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Uh.
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Why is he whining?
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Yeah, yeah. What's going on here?
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Uh. Um.
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Boy.
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Very good.
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Yeah. Ozzy shouldn't have done this.
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Yeah, really.
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Uh.
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Maybe this is meatloaf.
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You know who I think this is, butthead?
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I think this is the indigo girl.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well,
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check it out. He's making one of those
monster
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faces. Yeah.
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Monster face and wolf music do not go
together.
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Like, you may have scared somebody with
that face 20 years ago, but now you just
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look like some old fart.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're being kind of hard on Ozzy,
but... I'm being what, Ozzy?
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Hard on Ozzy.
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Hey, butthead, I got a sign. It says we
got to wash your hands before returning.
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Hey,
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what are you doing on the floor, ass
munch?
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I almost tripped.
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It's not very cool when you do it,
Beaver.
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Oh, sorry, man.
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Shut up.
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Is that girl, like, in the band?
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I don't know. It's like she's hanging
out with the boys, but it's like, you
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know, she's there just because she's
gonna, like, sing or... Whoa, look at
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butt! Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh!
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That was... Quite a butt.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I pump them. Right there.
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Hey, buddy, we should get one of those
big tubs. And, like, we could, like, tap
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them cheeks over, you know? You know,
like, they could be in bikinis.
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Whoa, look, they're beating up a white
guy.
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I think he just tripped.
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Yeah.
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Ego trip.
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Ego trip.
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