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not easy to do it in the front seat of a car. Let's give them a hand.

You don't have to come in here, Lisa.

Take the truck back to the apartment.

I'll catch a bus and be home about sunrise.

Yeah, that was last week. This week is 25 bucks.

Hey, maybe next week it'll be 30. You're not that king that ate one of my girl's

shoes, are you?

Anything special like that costs extra.

Is that the best job you could get?

It's just till we get a few bucks together.

Then I'll get a decent job, some new clothes, and I'll learn that disco

you like so much.

They got lots of nice discounts in this city.

Andy, you've got to promise me we'll never go back to that smelly old dairy

farm. I promise.

Now, you go on home.

I don't want to be late my first night.

Hey, Eunice? Yeah, she's working today.

What's your room, ma 'am? Never mind, Eunice. Today's Wednesday.

Good evening.

For you.

Start by washing those dirty dishes back there and then mop up the place.

Yes, ma 'am.

Deal's a deal.

You use the phone in return, I get units on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

And I don't give a shit if none of you stand a sight of me.

Hey, how many times am I going to tell you, Tony?

Eunice loves you.

Now shut up. I'm trying to conduct business here. I started feeling up that

fucking strip dancer at the Blue Moon Club.

Yeah, they were going to the fire escape in the alley. You want to spy on Eunice

or you want her to spy on you?

Hey, I got a nomad to set the price.

Come on.

Come on, let them be ashamed of it. Sitting on the bar, showing some drunk

pussy. That's not dancing, little plant.

Cunt. Cunt.

Hey, hey. Kill somebody.

You know, you're right. You can't stand the fucking sight of you, you slimy,

greasy cunt bike.

Look at you. You stink.

The only reason we're in this fucking place is to use the phone.

Look at you. Your hair stinks.

Your clothes stink.

Your face stinks.

I don't care. I get her because it's Wednesday.

What about Hollywood? You spanking freaks, too.

You know, it'll be 50 bucks in advance because I'm coming over to collect.

And you supply the hairbrush.

Damn cop.

Said he'd run me in unless I gave him a blowjob. Well, I gave him this hat pin

right in his nose.

The druggist is patching him up right now. If that cop catches me, he'll

kill me for sure.

I'm Eunice. What's your name?

I'm Andrew. I just started working here tonight.

My usual street price is $25.

But since you work here, and I like you, you get my super deluxe top -of -the

-line special for a mere $15.

Where the shit were you? Out there with that fucking dancer?

That was business, honey.

You're rolling garbage if it come garbage.

Who are you calling garbage? I'm calling you garbage.

To help you, sir.

Hamburg.

Anything to drink, sir? No.

Sir.

This isn't a pad, man. It's a fucking dump.

It's fucking gross.

My old man's a dishwasher.

Oh, fucking bummer. Loser.

Can't even dance.

He's last, man. Fucking last.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That was delicious.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't believe it.

Hey, man, you must be a fucking dishwasher.

He doesn't fucking believe it.

Well, he better fucking believe it because he's a little farm reward as

he hits for divorce.

I don't believe it.

And you're going to pay through the nose.

You know why?

Because you're a schmuck. A fucking schmuck.

Lisa's crazy asking me for this much support. She knows I haven't got it.

It doesn't hurt her to ask.

$70 a week for groceries, $19 a week for God knows what, $8 for stocking, $6 for

personal hygiene.

What's that supposed to mean? Toilet paper?

Something like that.

It's crazy.

How much do I have to pay you for representing?

I get $75 an hour.

And you're crazy too.

Look, if it's costing me $15 or $20 just to walk a couple of blocks with you, I

can walk by myself.

I haven't got $15. Doesn't anybody understand that?

Hey, listen, do you want to know what I got?

We're in my pocket right now. I got $4 .08.

That's four signals, three pennies, and a damn nickel.

I've been wearing the same shirt, pants, and underwear for the past ten days. I

wash them and me in a bucket every night.

And I live in the back of my pickup truck, which is living on borrowed time.

The judge won't give her anything.

You haven't been married long enough.

That's a hope, not a promise.

Look, I have a lunch date with my friend Gloria at that restaurant across the

street. I can't talk to her anymore.

That's a pretty expensive brush -off, you know.

Oh, what the hell? I can't pay you anyway. I'll get you a job with her

I'll get you a job.

Are you still here? I told you, Miss Hathaway is much too busy, and I've got

get to the bank.

I understand.

What is it?

Miss Hathaway? Yes?

I'm Andrew Buran from the Good Earth Encyclopedia Company.

Another encyclopedia salesman? You've got to be kidding me. I told them how

you were.

They just trained me this morning in the unique benefits of the Good Earth

Encyclopedia. Only take ten minutes to show you.

You've got two minutes, but I can't stop what I'm doing.

I wish that we could go to your office so I could spread out my display sheets

on your desk, like I've been trained.

You'll have to talk to him while I'm checking these barrels.

I would like to impress upon you the history of the Good World Encyclopedia.

1930...

Sorry to have taken up your time like this.

Wait, just a minute. You can't go into the street with your jacket soiled that

way. Let me have it. Give it to me.

They come every day, trying to sell me things.

Their slick patronizing manner makes me ill. They smile through their teeth.

But you...

You're so vulnerable.

So sincere.

She's a failure.

No.

You're a man.

I want your balls.

Mmm, such noble balls.

I'm the buyer for a national chain of liquor stores.

And if you'll come by, personally, once a week, we'll see how many liquor stores

we can put your encyclopedias in.

What kind of liquor store are we in with encyclopedias?

Who cares?

We're giving away those fucking prizes.

Is it a deal?

Yeah, it's a deal.

my best salesman couldn't sell Hathaway.

This guy, Boran, does it just one visit.

I don't know what his magic is, but who cares?

He's got it.

exclusive contract.

I've got a good body and I'll use it if I have to.

Who is it?

Gloria!

Andrew. Thank goodness I found you.

Oh, Andrew, the news is so wonderful.

I pulled your application this morning.

The address shows only Route 74 north of the lake.

Not very specific.

It's all I could afford.

I've decided to make you an account executive.

It's that Hathaway sale that did it. You can't waste your talent knocking on

doors. From now on, they deal with you by appointment.

Sounds important.

First, I must tell you, the regular 10 % commission does not apply to account

executives.

Now you get 5 % because of the volume potential.

The other 5 % goes to your sales manager, and it's naturally retroactive.

Who's my sales manager? I am, and I'll be worth it to you ten times over. You

just sign this employment contract, and we're on our way.

He's not going to sign.

Well it looks like I'll have to use my body.

The smell of my coat.

I came here to take advantage of you, to get you out of your commission.

You fucked me so good, turned me completely around.

I feel like a woman and I love it.

You keep the commission, Andrew.

I just want to help you and guide you, okay?

Andrew, you look great.

Here's a $100 cash advance.

With a close and a haircut, that comes to $367 .13.

You can pay me back out of your first commission check.

Well, let's get back to the office. I want you to meet the other employees.

This is the stock and shipping department.

Miss Johns, Miss Anderson, meet Mr. Buran.

How do you do?

Looks like a new suit.

Oh, it is.

We got books coming out of our asses. If you don't appreciate your job, Miss

Johns, then there are people waiting in line who would.

We got books in the locker room, books in the toilet.

A temporary situation.

Mr. Buran is a super salesman.

Well, I have an appointment. Check with me later, Andrew.

Yes, miss.

Ms. Linton.

Ms., Ms., Ms. What's all this Ms. stuff?

Just call me Salome.

Hi, I'm Tish.

Hello, Tish. Salome.

I'm Andrew.

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought I'd help you girls out.

Until Miss Lytton sets up an appointment for me, I have nothing to do.

Oh, no salesman ever did that before.

Well, what can I do?

Well, you can take the books from that big pile over there and make little

over there.

Okay.

That's okay. I got a needle and thread out of the truck.

No, that's woman's work.

Come on in the back. I'll fix you good as new. You're lucky it's only on the

scene.

Come on.

Oh, Tish, have you ever heard of a man ripping his pants before?

Honestly, we're roommates.

She's such a kid sometimes.

Don't know what to do with her.

Give me your pants.

Don't tell me I'm dealing with two kids.

Come on, I've got some from the inside.

warm.

I've waited for this.

I love it.

Kiss it, Tish. It wants you to kiss it.

And lick it.

And suck it.

This is what it's all about, Tish.

Big.

Hard.

Talk.

Oh, I love it.

Open wide and suck it, Tish.

Take the top of it all the way down your throat.

No time to be frail now, Tish.

Get it now.

Just allow me a moment or so.

Well, I ain't waiting.

Oh,

Salome. I'm going to suck it, Salome. Right?

Will you stop blowing that fucking thing?

I suppose you fucked Hathaway, too.

Did you?

Yes.

Why don't you quit worrying about who fucks who around here? We've got an

injured person here. Why don't you help me get her to a doctor?

You two are fired.

Fired, my ass.

You'll never get anyone else to work in this shit house and you know it. Well,

you're just jealous because we've had a little cock.

Jealous? I've had all that cock he's able to give.

Oh, yeah? Don't let these fancy clothes and proper English fool you. I could

fuck an arm. Oh, yeah?

I've had his thing so far into my cunt it's lucky I didn't get brain damage.

Oh, yeah?

I drank enough of his nut juice to brown a fucking whale.

Oh, yeah?

And there's one other thing.

I've got that cock under contract.

It's going to plow us all the way to the top of the New York Stock Exchange.

We'll need an entire building just to handle the shipping. A dozen shipping

clerks. And you'll be in charge of it, Salome. Oh, yeah?

I can understand Salome. She'd fuck a snail.

But Tish?

Frightened little Tish? And Hathaway?

It took magic to get to them.

There's no magic.

Do you ever think about fucking him? No.

Would you ever fuck him? No.

I wish I had your good sense.

Look at him.

He'll fuck the meat clerk and get the chicken free.

Gloria, you're making too much of this.

We'll have a nice home -cooked meal.

A little wine, and we'll forget it.

He gets anything he wants with his dick.

With his dick.

Gloria.

Rita,

I have a salesman that'll change all that, and I'll make a deal with you.

If you're still not convinced, I will never mention the word encyclopedia

But if you are convinced, we're talking about a firm order. No surveys or

trials.

Well, I'm awfully busy right now. I can't really talk.

Do you suppose that you could come to my cabin by the bay?

Don't leave until I get there, Rita.

Right away.

You like fast action, don't you?

Yes, I do.

Then that's what you'll get. See ya.

I'm leaving that son of a bitch Andrew in your hands tonight. Wait a minute.

Listen, you have a comfortable couch. Make sure he gets a good dinner and

of sleep. I'm an attorney, not nursemaid. Stop starting.

There's no one else I can trust.

Besides, you want to keep my business, don't you?

Tonight we'll start with raw oysters and then kidney sauté. I can't cook

that. You have a cookbook, don't you? I never even bothered to read it.

Nothing to it.

Delicious, Andrew, and lots of protein.

A little wine, a little coffee, and we'll pick up a carrot cake.

I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you and Luana this evening, because I'll be

setting up an appointment for you tomorrow morning with Rita Sondergaard.

Close the sale with her, and our products will be carried in all

supermarkets. Think of only two things, Andrew, the commission and a flat $1

,000 bonus if you make the sale.

$1 ,000?

Cash, in front, the minute Rita Sondergaard signs the order.

You'll stay at Luana's tonight.

Don't forget to wash your shirt.

Luana will press it for you. None of this is necessary. I'll find a place to

stay. I insist on it. Rita Sondergaard is an attractive woman. Making it with

her would be very enjoyable. Making what?

The sale, of course. Isn't that what you do so well?

Well, here.

This should cover the groceries.

I'll call you tonight.

I've got the appointment for tomorrow.

Congratulations, you've got a long way on your $4 .08.

You're not doing so bad yourself.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, you're suggesting I'm some sort of prostitute with that $4 .08 remark.

Well, counselor, so are you. So am I? That's right.

A prostitute? Yes. Me?

Yes. Me?

Excuse me, Miss Luton.

Miss Sondergaard's going to be tied up for the next 20 minutes. Would you mind

waiting? No, I don't mind.

Can I get you a coffee, something cold to drink?

No, no, thank you.

Well, excuse me then.

So simple.

going to be rich.

Rich.

Rita's been too busy making money to enjoy sex.

And Andrew will turn her on.

Come on, come on now. Oh, yeah.

You want to suck?

You want to suck?

Yeah.

Come here and suck my prick, huh? You want to suck my hard prick, huh?

Huh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Suck it deep in your mouth.

Deep.

Yeah.

Can you suck my ass?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Can you suck on it? Yeah.

Can I suck it?

Can I suck my ass? Come here.

I want you to suck it for me.

I want you to put it in my ass now, huh?

Yeah, put it in my ass.

Come on, put it in deep.

Oh, it's big.

But it's so big.

Come on. Yeah, come on, suck it.

Suck it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

it's sick.

Put it in deep.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh,

fuck, you know that?

Oh. I can't breathe.

I just can't.

Yeah? Fuck it.

Fuck it's so good.

You know you're all big enough.

You make

it so hot.

Uh -huh.

I want you to come all over me.

I want you all to come on me.

Come on, baby. Yes.

Come on.

It makes me feel horrible when you come on me like that.

Remarkable.

Thank you very much.

Okay, now let's talk business.

I'm no prostitute.

Four years through law school, working as a pizza waitress, not to mention two

years of junior college. I'm only trying to survive.

Reminder matters.

They'll go name college brothers who are just trying to do the same thing. I

don't sell my body.

You sell your mind, and that's worse.

Gloria wants me to cook? All right, I'll cook.

Eat this, Gloria Denny.

To the kidney sauté, guaranteed to make you get it up in the morning.

Thank you.

Into a life of deception, hypocrisy, and money. Well, if that's the case,

Counselor, you'd better have some yourself.

Look at everything.

Your pants.

I'll have to have them cleaned by tomorrow.

Look, take them off and I'll... No, no, no.

First Salome, then Hathaway.

They all want to clean my clothes from now on.

I'm going to clean my own clothes.

All right. I'll let you clean them yourself.

I'm sorry about calling you a prostitute. I was all wrong about you.

I'm sorry about what I said.

Well, there's one thing for sure.

What's that?

You and I, we're both alike.

This woman sure fooled me.

She didn't even look like a woman at first. Now, thank God, she gets me hot.

I love big tits.

Clothes she wears.

She hides them.

Oh, I'd love to fuck her.

of her smell.

Can't get enough of her.

Oh, baby.

Oh, Luana.

Luana.

Oh, you're making me cum.

Tomorrow you'll go back to Gloria.

I have this terrible feeling I'll never see you again.

I would like to introduce Mr. Andrew Buran.

Andrew, you certainly don't intend to demonstrate the product here, do you?

It only takes a minute.

It should have privacy.

You'll notice that this display makes our product look complicated, stuffy,

a legal library.

No supermarket shopper in his right mind will look at this display for more than

two seconds.

Go on.

The volumes themselves, however... are prepared in an easy yet informative

style.

Change the sales campaign to a single book on a stand, open, so the customer

flip through the pages and see the ease of it.

And above the book, a sign reading, the simple facts.

I like it.

How about you, David?

I like it, too.

Andrew, don't just walk away like that.

I quit, Ms. Litton.

But you just made an important sale.

It's a fluke. I'll drop by your office to pick up my commission.