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Hey, it's Izzy. Just another normal day in my life, knowing exactly what's going

on and where I'm supposed to go and who I'm supposed to talk to.

Today we're giving this comedian a total transformation.

What? They have no idea who or what they're about to become.

Once they see themselves in the mirror, they'll have to make up a character on

the spot and then sit down with me for an improvised interview.

This is very important, people.

And three, two, one.

They're beautiful.

I'm tomorrow going to wear glasses. I think this is actually going to make the

character. Oh, my.

What is happening? Well, the gown is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in

my entire life.

Category is mermaid got lost at the Jersey Shore.

New Orleans.

psychic who's a manager at Waffle House. But I also just sort of feel like I own

like a nail salon or like a travel agency.

I think you should go to Bora Bora.

I'm there all the time. And the men are generous.

My daughter's prom.

I'm chaperoning. She doesn't know.

This is my last year that I'm eligible for toddlers and tiaras because I just

turned 18.

Gotta show these girls, you know, how it's set.

We all have a story to tell, and sometimes those stories need to be

the world.

Good evening.

I'm Vic Michalis, back with another edition.

of very important people.

Can you please introduce yourself?

I'm Leanna Jean Grithers.

What a beautiful name. And Leanna, where are you from?

I am from Hawkskill, Texas.

What do you do for fun out there?

I'm a pageant contestant, but, um, sorry.

Do we have a tissue?

I can't use tissue.

Why can't you use tissue? The material.

It's too rough. It's too rough.

Yeah. For your face, I see.

I'm sorry.

I no longer work in Hawkskill.

I moved recently to sunny Orlando.

Disney. Yeah, right outside. Of Orlando. About 50 minutes away.

So an hour away from Orlando?

Mm -hmm. Like Jacksonville?

What's the name of the, when you get your mail, usually there's some sort of

a... I haven't registered an address. A recent move.

Yeah. What brought you to Orlando in the first place?

I work at a Disney -themed eating establishment.

Oh, I see.

A Little Mermaid thing.

Okay. So I'm a Disney actor.

What character are you in The Little Mermaid? I am...

Ariel adjacent?

One of her sisters.

People come to the restaurant right after they leave Disney because it's so

close. The restaurant is also off of Disney property, just the way I'm

this in my mind. Yeah. 50 minutes outside of Disney Park. Is it across

line or is it in the state of Florida? Yeah. It is across state line.

This is in Georgia.

No. No? No.

It's in Florida. I think it's in both. Sort of on the line. Are you trying

Come, or why are you... Am I trying to come to the restaurant? Yeah, you seem

really concerned with the location.

Well, this is an interview. I'm trying to paint a picture of your life. If you

don't mind me taking it back for a moment, most children are put into

by their parents, correct?

Mm -hmm. We have some intel here that you didn't start pageants until much

in life. How old were you when you did your first pageant? I was just outside

four. Just outside of four?

Mm -hmm. So I'm going to go ahead and just cue this up for you, because we do

have a photo, and you look, I'm going to say, no younger than 16 years old. in

this photo.

Okay. As you can see, the other children are sort of to your hip, maybe.

No. No?

No. How old would you say you look in that photo? Outside of four.

North of four? Sure.

You know, depending on where you live. Well, where I live, right here in this

chair, it's looking about 16 to me. Are you a doctor?

Am I a doctor? I mean, I apologize. You do look like a doctor. I'm not a doctor.

I'm a reporter.

So for argument's sake, let's say you are...

16 in four months in this photo, all right? Okay. From what we can see, you

competed in every four and under category in every pageant in South

you just swept.

Thank you.

So we got this video from the Hawkskill archives from that local newspaper here,

and we can see the question and answer portion from that first pageant.

Wow. Little baby. Thank you. My hero is Jesus Christ.

I'm adorable.

Absolutely incredible.

Yeah. We actually obtained a newspaper from your hometown stating that... I

would also like a piper.

Well, I can hand you this paper in a moment. You just give me a second. It

here the reason that you are no longer doing pageants and you were disqualified

from all pageants in Lower Texas for vehicular manslaughter.

I thought your name was vehicular.

Vic. So I have a nickname too.

And what is...

Your nickname, because here it says your nickname is Killer Pageant Queen.

Did my grandpa set this up? Your grandpa did send us several footage. He said

he's very worried about you.

He said that he's concerned that you're going to kill again.

Okay, I knew when I saw somebody in a brown suit that this was not going to be

like a normal show.

What about a brown suit would make this not be a normal show?

I just don't understand why I showed up to this show and this, like, British man

is like...

Talking to me about pageants and then not talking to me about pageants. Do you

think I'm from England? I'm so confused right now.

I thought we were going to talk about my wins.

Leanna Jean, have you ever been in love? Yes.

With who? Dylan.

Anything else you want to say about Dylan? No.

Is Dylan a boyfriend?

No.

Can't be a boyfriend if you're in jail.

What is too serious to be joked about?

Is this a riddle?

No, it's a question.

Oh, my gosh. I thought that was like, you know, like in school where they ask

you those, like, riddles? Where did you go to school where they're asking you

riddles? Pageant school.

A physical building or more of a metaphorical place?

They teach you math.

What kind of math do they teach you at pageant school?

Like trig? What's that?

Trigonometry? What's that? Geometry? What's that? Calculus? What's that?

Algebra. Algebra 2?

POMDAS. Addition?

Multiplication. Decimal point.

Move the decimal point.

Next question.

Okay, and that's your birth language.

You know in England they speak English, right? And I'm not from England. I am

from the United States of America. I was born in New Jersey. It is so fun to me

when people speak other languages.

All right.

What gets you out of bed in the morning?

My legs.

Absolutely fascinating.

Last question, and I ask this to all my guests.

What? Is the meaning of life.

To be alive.

I think sweet to the point.

Are you ready for something fun? Sure. I was just wondering if I could give you

a couple of questions, maybe like you would hear in a pageant. Maybe you can

give me some advice on how I would answer them.

Okay, well, you are not going to get into a pageant because they don't have,

think they stop at 75.

You think I'm over 75?

Maybe.

85. We're going to talk after this.

Because you're wearing a brown suit.

And, like, your ex -boyfriend is just so crazy.

The costumers came to my house, and they said, what do you want to wear? And I

said, I think it'd be fun if I was in a brown suit.

It would be coming.

Fun. What kind of outfit would you put me in? You're dressing me for a pageant

that I'm allowed to compete in in any circumstance.

I'm sorry.

Could you cut this? I'm going to put, just cut this out.

Okay. You're allowed to wear glasses. I have glasses as well. Yeah, but don't

keep it. You don't want people seeing you in waiting glasses?

No.

Oh, my God.

What?

Okay, well, if it's so bad, why don't you give me a makeover? Not that anybody

wants that. I think everybody thinks... No, people are clapping.

All right, you can give me a makeover. Don't clap too much, all right?

Okay, you take this off.

Okay. And I vote.

I have a smart blouse on. So this is from... It's on a smart blouse. The

is... Alexa, look different.

Is this on?

It's not really a smart blouse. It's just, you know, it's a lovely blouse.

does it plug in?

It doesn't plug in. It's not electronic.

It's a nice blouse. Smart blouse. Lovely blouse. Okay, you can start rolling

again because I took my glasses off. Okay.

Does anybody have a knife?

How about this?

Let's just go, let's pretend like we got all the changes. What do I look like?

Okay. We've done a montage, right? And I'm crying stuff on, and I come out, and

it's like, oh, and then you're like, not that one. And so then I go back in the

dressing room, and I change stuff, and there's fun music, and maybe there's

somebody else there, and they're dancing.

And then I come out in this. You know what?

When I do pageant, I like to think about what makes

me feel.

Happy and like a winner.

Right. Have you felt happy or have you felt like you won anything before?

Yes.

I did the New York Times crossword in 37 minutes, which was a personal record of

mine. And I only cheated three times. And I had a smile on my face for the

of the afternoon. I skipped into the studio and everybody said, what's going

with you? And I said, nothing. Get back to work.

I don't know. Maybe hold this because that's not going to work.

Yeah, maybe like if you hold something fun and then walk with it. Okay. You

know, we're holding a gold alligator, however that makes you walk.

Not like you're scared.

Like you know you're beautiful. You were born beautiful.

Everybody you've ever met says you're beautiful.

I'm really feeling it. Thank you. I appreciate your help.

Okay, so say we're sort of, like, you know, we're, like, we're hanging out.

We're, like, we're getting food somewhere.

Like, how would you start a conversation with somebody, right?

Just not about, like, news or topics or anything like that. How would you

organically start a conversation with somebody? Would you ask me here so that

you could try and, like...

Enter a pageant?

Well, no, it seemed like we were sort of connecting over you telling me about

pageants. So I thought it'd be fun if I asked you a couple of pageant questions

and you maybe gave us a couple of tips on how to answer.

Okay, would love that.

All right, let me get my... Putting the jacket back on is definitely not

helping. Okay.

Here we go. First one, maybe we start with something political, something news

-based. Oh, how would you bring about world peace?

In God's world, there is only peace. And you wake up and you choose peace or you

don't.

And that's God's plan.

Okay, so from your perspective, break down the pieces of that answer for us. I

said peace a couple of times because you asked about peace.

Okay, another one. What's a quality you look for in a friend? What I look for in

a friend is beauty, loyalty, God -fearingness.

And a little bit of sass. Okay.

So I have to ask, God comes up quite a bit in your answers.

Are you a very religious person?

Yes. What religion, if you don't mind me asking?

The church.

The church. I see. Which church are you a part of? The one outside of Orlando.

There's, I'm sure, several churches outside of Orlando. Is it a specific

denomination? I think it's called, you know, you know.

Paul is there.

The disciple Paul?

No man named Paul.

Goes to that church?

Yeah, he runs it. Okay, a man named Paul runs it. And so you did say this was

outside of Orlando. How far outside of Orlando?

Just outside.

So approximately how far if I'm in a car in Orlando?

Depending on traffic and the wind, you know, I

don't know.

Hard to say. Best guess.

15 minutes and two hours. Two hours and 15 minutes outside of Orlando.

But it really depends.

All right. Did something completely different work? How did we find this

work? How did we find this job?

I was born for it.

You were born for it? Mm -hmm. You left the pageant world immediately. You said,

I need something new. Oh, the restaurant?

Yeah, the restaurant.

Oh.

No, I wasn't born into that.

You seem to love pageants so much. Why not just do that?

Well, and this is where it is really going to be hard to talk about.

I'm on the older side of the juvenile pageant contingency. Yeah, we can see

that. And you age out.

You know, so this was my last season.

And I was actually, you know, not only aged out but disqualified because

of my stomach issues.

Tell me about these stomach issues. I would love to know a little bit more

this. After my last pageant, it just so happened that I turned 18, and like the

day I turned 18, I immaculately conceived.

A child?

Yeah. Incredible. And so I was disqualified. I understand. So you're

a baby coming on the way on this show. Is that true?

Yeah. You seem upset. You don't seem happy about this.

Yeah, well.

Now I work at Disney.

I don't think you work at Disney.

Can I ask you something?

I really like you. You seem so -so on me, and that's fair. You're right. You

so beautiful.

Yes. And you look at the world in a very interesting way.

But you seem so sad.

You see all this beauty in the world around you. Why can't you see it within

yourself? Well, I do see it within myself. I think I am beautiful.

More beautiful than most... So I do say I'm corrected. I was incorrect in my

statement there. Yeah.

But I am sad.

And it's because I really loved to do pageants.

And I am not criticizing God.

But you have one slip -up.

And you can't do pageants anymore. You know there are pageants for parents,

correct?

There are pageants that parents are allowed to compete in.

And what would that, like the PTA?

No, there's actual pageants for parents to compete in.

There's what you call Mrs.

Categories or Ms.

Categories. I think that's for someone like your age.

I see.

Now, if you wanted to do, like, a sugar daddy situation with me, I wouldn't be

opposed. A sugar daddy situation?

Yeah. You want me to be the sugar daddy?

You seem like a rich, older man.

And I don't like the restaurant that I work at. Thank you. It's not really in

Disney. Yeah, no, I know it's not. It's like Disney themed, but it's like... I

want to say thank you so much for saying that I seem rich.

And also, I can't be your sugar daddy, but I would like to be your friend.

Or a gold digger situation. I don't think you're allowed to tell people that

it's a gold digger situation.

But if, you know, if you're going to die soon, then you may want to sort of

secure that before you go.

I don't know why.

But I really like you.

Okay, you know I killed those people, right?

The people in the vehicular manslaughter?

Please do not say that. Don't smile like that either.

You're going to have to go to jail.

No. Yes, that's not how that works. What do you mean that's not how that works?

Do you want to get drained after that?

Yeah, I really do, but I think you just need to make sure that you let everybody

know that you were joking. No, we're not going to tell anybody we're leaving.

Right, no, no, but I'm saying I think we should let the... Let the cameras know

that you were... I'm not saying that you killed somebody.

No, but we're being quiet. Right, but I'm saying that's picking it up. And

mandatorily, I have to report if somebody says that they're a murderer.

think you should let the cameras know that you were kidding. Okay.

I don't think I do.

Why don't you just say it?

You know what? Just to me. Why don't you say, just kidding?

Why don't you say, just kidding?

Why don't you say, just kidding?

Just kidding.

There we go.

There we go. Just kidding.

Just kidding.

Don't tell my grandpa we're getting drinks.

Why? I don't want him to know.

God, I think you're fun.

I don't think you're fun. But I think that's fun.

Thank you. I've never hung out with someone your age before. I've never hung

with someone.

What? That was a guest before.

So this is new for both of us.

Yeah, don't tell anybody.

Be true to yourself unless you'd rather be somebody else. I'm Vic Michaelis.

Good night.

We should turn off our mics. Just turn off your mic. Okay. Who did you kill?

Oh, a family.

There's like a light wave in it. It's like dead.

Look, his hair is sort of dead by nature.

No. Did you get your lips removed?

Where do they start?

That feels high.

My stepdaughter will tell me the truth.

Bianca, how does that look?

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