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-[wings flapping]
-[raven caws]
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Ooh! A Raven Gram
from the Vampire Council!
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Thanks, Simone!
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Tell your ma
I said "caw caw!"
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The Vampire Council thinks
something happened
to the gargoyle,
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since he never
reported back to them.
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[gasps] Uh-oh!
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They're sending
Councilman Eugene here
to collect him.
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Think they'll notice Stoney
got a little banged up?
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Only if they have eyes.
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We never figured out
where this red stone goes.
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I wish he could still talk.
He could tell us.
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It's good he can't.
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He knows way too many
of your secrets.
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I don't have
that many secrets.
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Sophie and Elijah
know you're a vampire,
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there's multiple Van Helsings
at the school,
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-and you also happen
to have a big crush on--
-Demi!
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That's a secret
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[softly] To no one.
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Well, the most important thing
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is that the Vampire Council
doesn't find out I'm fritzing,
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or else they'd make me
go back to Transylvania.
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At least you're seeing
Dr. Lugosi today.
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"Doctor to the monster-stars."
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You know, I ran into Bigfoot
in the lobby once,
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They should
call him "Big Butt."
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Hopefully she can
cure my fritzing.
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But I am so not looking
forward to the way
she over-shares.
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Such a gossip!
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Let's talk about it.
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Did you hear her werewolf
boyfriend got fleas?
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[gasps]
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Pickles did what?
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Mmm.
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I always knew
that werewolf was a dog.
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[wings flapping]
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[Vee singing]
♪ Ooh, it's supernatural ♪
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♪ The way I flap along ♪
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♪ Don't meet a bat
like me too ofte... ♪
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Oh, bats!
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[screaming]
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[thuds]
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[clicks tongue] See,
this is why I take the bus.
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Whew!
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-Vee?
-Billie?
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[both] What are you
doing here?
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[singing]
♪ Slay!
S-L-A-Y ♪
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♪ Stepping out
into the light ♪
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♪ I have never felt so alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ S-L-A-Y ♪
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♪ Watch me shine
shine, shine ♪
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♪ Slay! ♪
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I can't believe we just
randomly ran into each other.
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The last time I saw you
was the summer you got kicked
out of Camp Creepy Lake.
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Oh, right! They sent me over
to Camp Freaky Lake,
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then Camp Spooky Lake.
Oh, and I finally
finished at Camp...
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[screams]
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Where if you don't
lose your voice,
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you didn't do it right.
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So what are you doing
crash-landing in
the Wizard World?
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I'm on my way to Dr Lugosi's.
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Ugh, she's such a gossip.
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-Did you hear about Pickles?
-Oh!
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He is totally in the doghouse.
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He's gonna have to change
the address on his collar.
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Woof.
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But I have to go.
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My powers have been fritzing.
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That explains the face plant.
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Wait! I can fix you
with a spell if you want.
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Yes, I want!
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Why go see Dr Lugosi
when my wizard friend
can abra-ca-do it?
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-Exactly. The Wizternet and I
are on it.
-[giggles]
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Okay, Woogle,
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give me a spell to
make a vampire stop fritzing.
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[phone chimes]
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Hmm, this one's tricky.
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For this spell,
I'll need three other people
to sing it with me
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and a chocolate cake.
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Good thing
I happen to know
a few singers.
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-What's the cake for?
-Me!
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You try doing magic hangry.
Phew!
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[♪ hip-hop music
playing over speaker]
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♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ Uh ♪
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[music stops] Get to
the flow E-man.
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You don't get paid
by the "uh."
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Elijah, why aren't you ready
for the Renaissance Faire?
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The horse and carriage
have been waiting
in the quad for like an hour.
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It's getting messy.
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Oh, man, Britney.
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I completely forgot.
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You forgot? How?
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We go every year.
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And you know how much
I enjoy shouting
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at the peasants
from my throne.
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You shout at people here
every day.
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Quiet, peasant!
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Come on, Elijah, let's go.
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I'm... I'm sorry. It's just...
We're working on
Sophie's new mix
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and we only have
the rehearsal room today.
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Really?
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Fine!
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I'll just tell the peasants
that we're not coming.
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There'll be no one
to make them feel inferior.
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That's on you.
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[door slams shut]
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That hair flip had
even more attitude
than normal, didn't it?
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Yeah. That hair
is coming for you.
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-[Billie screams]
-Whoa!
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[Demi] Billie?
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I haven't seen you
since Camp... [screams]
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Oh, yeah... [laughs]
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Dang. Oof,
you've gotten strong.
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You been doing dead lifts?
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All my lifts are dead.
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[Billie] Wow,
there's something wrong
with that mirror.
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It's like walking through
a milk shake.
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Ooh, speaking of,
where's my cake?
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Uh, how'd it go
with Dr Lugosi?
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Uh, actually, there's been
a change in plans.
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Hey, Vee,
we're going to lunch.
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Oh, hi!
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Who's your friend
and why is she in
our safe space?
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This is Billie.
She's a wizard.
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-Vee!
-Oh, sorry,
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but you can
trust Sophie and Elijah.
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They know I'm a vampire.
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She blew that secret, too.
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Wait. Are you DJ PJ?
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Like,
the
DJ PJ?
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Oh, you're the only
mortal DJ I listen to.
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And that's a big deal
because I have great taste.
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-[camera shutter clicks]
-Whoa, Sophie,
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Are you famous?
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Don't look so surprised.
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I put some tracks online.
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My aura extends
all the way to...
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Where do you live, Billie?
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-Staten Island.
-Staten Island.
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Uh, guys, is there something
going on with my eye?
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[electricity crackling]
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Uh, either you're fritzing
or you're about to turn left.
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[sighs] Well, luckily,
Billie has a spell
that can fix me.
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I do?
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Oh, right! I do.
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Um, can any of you
carry a tune?
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I sang at my funeral.
[chuckles]
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There wasn't
a dry eye in the house.
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Once they got past
the screaming,
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You're twisted.
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Oh, I've missed you.
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Okay, here's the lyrics.
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So, for this spell,
all you gotta do
is sing along.
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-Leave the magic to me
-Magic? [scoffs]
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You haven't heard
my voice yet.
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Well, then let's get started.
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-Three, two...
-[electricity crackling]
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♪ Her spooky powers
are acting slow ♪
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♪ They need a boost
to help them grow ♪
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♪ So stop the fritzing
Make it quick ♪
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♪ Let her live ♪
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♪ Do the trick ♪
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-[wand swooshes, chimes]
-[breathing heavily]
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[chuckling]
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-You did it!
-I always do.
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Except for when I don't.
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[sneezes]
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What in the underworld
was that?
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[clicks tongue]
I think you just sneezed.
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[thumping]
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Do you hear that thumping?
"Ba-boom, ba-boom."
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I don't hear anything.
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I think my heart's beating.
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"Let her
live,
do the trick."
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Oh, no!
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You're alive!
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Billie, you turned me human!
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Ugh, one of you guys
must have sung off-key.
[chuckles awkwardly]
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[sighs] I can't believe
this happened
in front of DJ PJ.
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Billie, you have to fix this.
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Look... I mean,
technically, I did fix it.
You're not fritzing.
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Yeah, I abra-ca-blew it.
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Vee, you can't meet
Councilman Eugene like this.
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The Vampire Council
doesn't trust humans,
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especially ones who know where
their secret headquarters are.
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Yeah, it's under
that haunted castle
next to that cute cemetery.
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[all] Vee!
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What is wrong with me?
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It's okay.
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I'll ask Woogle
for a spell to fix this.
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[phone chimes, whooshes]
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Phew! Eight hundred results
to choose from.
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This is gonna take a minute.
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Okay, so I'm gonna be in
this heart-beating meat suit
a little longer.
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Sophie, what's
a cool human thing
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I can do while we wait?
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Uh... Ooh!
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Sometimes, you'll stand
in front of a fridge,
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not knowing why you opened it.
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And then suddenly,
you're fist deep
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in a bag of shredded cheese.
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[chuckles]
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Or we can eat outside
in the sun for a change.
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Because now you can.
You know,
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without your skin
catching fire.
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Okay, that could
help distract me. [chuckles]
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Billie, let me know
when you find something.
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Okay, I'm not catching fire,
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but why is my forehead crying?
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That's just sweat.
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Your armpits
are gonna cry too.
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Be prepared.
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[sighs] After eating
all this garlic food,
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my human stomach
is definitely mad at me.
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[farts]
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[sighs in relief]
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That's better.
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What? What just happened?
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You, um,
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contributed to climate change.
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Guys, I've got
the reversal spell.
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Oh, thank Darkness.
I need my fangs back.
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This one's also
a four-part harmony,
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but we need someone
who can belt a high E.
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How about you, Mr. Magic?
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[in deep voice] Yeah, so,
I'm more of a baritone.
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We only know
one person who can do that.
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Elijah, go ask her.
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No. She flipped
her hair at me.
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That's Britney for
"sleep with one eye open."
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[scoffs]
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A double flip?
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You're so dead.
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Demi's gonna
sing at your funeral.
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Pretty please
with a maggot on top?
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00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,522
Eugene's coming,
and I need to be a vampire.
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[sighs] All right, fine.
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But if I don't come back,
tell my story.
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Good luck with the girl
I don't know, guy I just met,
at the school I don't go to!
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-Hey, Brit-Brit.
-No.
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Look, I... I need your help.
It's really important.
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I have to sing this, uh,
new song with Sophie,
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and we need someone
who can hit a high E.
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You know who also
needed my help?
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The Ren Faire peasants.
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They said, "We need
a beautiful queen
to tell us what to do."
249
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,181
And you took that
away from them.
250
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,767
[grunting]
251
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,519
[groans] Ow!
252
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,104
That's your fault too!
253
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,282
Okay... [chuckles]
We're gonna be fine.
254
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,742
But Councilman Eugene is here,
255
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,285
and he wants
to meet you and Stoney
256
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,245
at the top of the old
Wilson Hall Clocktower
right now.
257
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,164
-How is that fine?
-It's not!
258
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,416
It just sounded better than,
"Okay, we're hosed."
259
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,627
Don't worry.
260
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,295
You go meet up with him
and stall,
261
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,672
and I'll get
the spell figured out
to switch you back ASAP.
262
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,841
[Vee exhales]
263
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,718
We'll have to put on
the performance of a lifetime
264
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,470
until you're undead again.
265
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:21,932
Vee Hauntley,
can you act like a vampire?
266
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,767
It's the role
I was born to play.
267
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,650
[Vee panting]
268
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:35,195
Ah, old Demetrius,
Young Vampirina.
269
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,531
May darkness be upon you.
270
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,157
[sighs] Yeah, yeah.
271
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,201
Curse upon you as well.
272
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,996
Why didn't you fly in
instead of taking
all of those stairs?
273
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,707
[hesitating] Um...
274
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,419
I didn't want to risk
being seen by any humans.
275
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,503
Ah, smart.
276
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,048
Is that garlic
I smell on your breath,
277
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,092
Girl.
278
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,718
Of... Of course not.
279
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,262
I'm a vampire.
280
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,264
And the...
281
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:06,435
garlic smell is all a part
of the human ruse, Eugene.
[chuckles nervously]
282
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,311
I beg your pardon?
283
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,147
It's
Councilman
Eugene.
284
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,441
I also go by Spike.
285
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,650
That's my cool nickname.
286
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,987
Is it?
287
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,782
Now, reveal to me
the gargoyle?
288
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,578
[Councilman Eugene laughs]
289
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,999
Yes, my closest friend,
Gargoyle Number Five.
290
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,836
Um...
291
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,004
You look different.
292
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,923
Um, he's had
a little work done,
293
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,843
but I personally think
he's pulling it off.
[chuckles nervously]
294
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,220
Why isn't he speaking?
295
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,222
Ah... [laughs]
296
00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:48,018
He just doesn't have
his blood stone.
297
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,186
[chuckles] Silly me.
298
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,148
Blood stone?
299
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,235
So that's where
that thing goes.
300
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,238
[Stoney] Finally, I can talk.
301
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,741
Uh-oh, he knows
all my secrets.
302
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,494
[Stoney] Eugene,
Vee has so many secrets.
303
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:07,829
Um,
304
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,748
what do you mean,
Gargoyle Number Five?
305
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,249
We gotta do something.
306
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,835
She's not even
a vampire anymore.
307
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,714
-[swooshes]
-What?
308
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,884
No!
309
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,346
Ooh, look what you did.
310
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,724
My dear, dear friend,
Gargoyle Number Four.
311
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,017
-Five.
-Five.
312
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,020
I'm sorry.
313
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,730
Well, have a safe flight back.
314
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,524
We gotta go.
315
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,901
Slow your undead roll.
316
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,696
Vampirina Bubonica Hauntley,
317
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,660
What's this about you
no longer being...
318
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:48,954
a vampire?
319
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,585
Man, what are we gonna do?
320
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,504
How are we gonna save Vee?
321
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,422
I tried to hit that high E.
322
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,300
But as we all know,
I'm a baritone.
323
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,426
[both] We know.
324
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,347
All right, I'm here.
325
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,182
I don't want to be,
326
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,060
but I'm too good of a friend
and a singer.
327
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,896
You came.
Thank you.
328
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:16,398
Who are you?
329
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,400
Never mind. I don't care.
330
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,319
You must be Britney.
331
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,321
You're exactly as described.
332
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,448
All press is good press.
333
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,201
Where's the music
for your little song?
334
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,998
How are we going to
keep your magic
a secret from Britney?
335
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,250
I have an idea.
336
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,502
Okay, circle up
337
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,337
and turn your backs
to each other.
338
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,756
It's for the acoustics.
339
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,260
-That's a music word, right?
-Yeah.
340
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,764
-I assume you need help
with the starting note?
-Acoustics!
341
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,560
[pitch pipe playing]
342
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,354
[all singing]
♪ Darkness calls
and creatures creep ♪
343
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,608
♪ Wake thy powers
from their sleep ♪
344
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,446
How did I not see it?
345
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,698
I mean, refusing to fly,
346
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,326
that garlic stench,
347
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,287
That hormonal
teenage attitude.
348
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,873
Somehow, you've become...
349
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,666
a human.
350
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,751
[scoffs] Pssh!
351
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,045
Me? Human?
352
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,838
No way.
353
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,922
[burps]
354
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,552
Prove you're a vampire.
355
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:31,181
If you can't,
then I will turn you in
to the Council.
356
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,266
Ooh, maybe they'll
throw me a parade.
357
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,852
Eugene Day. No... Spike Day.
358
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,688
She's a vampire!
359
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,275
I swear on her grave,
which she has.
360
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,110
That's right.
I'm a no-blooded,
361
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,404
never-living,
bug eating vampire.
362
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,740
I don't believe you.
363
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,824
-[growls softly]
-[gasps]
364
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,494
What are you doing?
365
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,995
If you're truly a vampire,
366
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,455
you could turn into a bat
367
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,540
or... or levitate
when I drop you.
368
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,167
If you're human...
369
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,419
oh, you'll get
quite the ouchie.
370
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,673
[whooshing]
371
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,804
♪ Restore the bat
Restore the bite ♪
372
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,640
♪ Return the fangs
and glowing sight ♪
373
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,727
♪ Before the day
has taken flight ♪
374
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:23,358
♪ Bring back
our creature of the night ♪
375
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,568
[♪ Britney sustaining note]
376
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,988
By the thrice count,
I will release my hold.
377
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,907
[laughs menacingly]
378
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,451
[gasps] Put me down, Eugene!
379
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,536
Three...
380
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,830
Two...
381
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,915
One!
382
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,667
[wand swooshes, chimes]
383
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,921
[sighs in relief]
384
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,090
We really just keep
cutting it closer and closer.
385
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,472
Did somebody
ask for a vampire?
386
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,599
Yes, I... I'm sorry, Vee.
387
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,393
[chuckles awkwardly]
My... My vampir-osity
388
00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,644
got the better of me.
389
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,397
Oh, no.
390
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,357
What... What am I gonna
tell the Council
about the gargoyle?
391
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,484
I'll never be a Spike.
392
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,405
Tell you what, Gene.
393
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,283
If you tell the Council
Stoney ran away
with a garden gnome,
394
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:14,951
we'll back you up.
395
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,661
Perfect.
396
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,496
Thank you. [chuckles]
397
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,040
And, um, sorry again for, uh,
398
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,419
trying to give you an ouchie.
That's... That's on me.
399
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,756
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go.
400
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,132
This...
401
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,425
This new world
makes me itchy.
402
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,678
[wings flapping]
403
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,472
We did it!
404
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,641
Billie, thank you.
405
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,935
You're welcome.
406
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,645
So now can we have
some chocolate cake?
407
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,773
Because I think I deserve
some chocolate cake.
408
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,524
[all chuckling]
409
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,568
[♪ Britney sustaining note]
410
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,529
[singing continues]
411
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,743
♪ Yeah ♪
412
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,661
Does she know
we stopped singing?
413
00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,996
Does she care?
414
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,168
Wasn't there
someone else here?
415
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,962
Wouldn't be the first time
my talent scared
somebody away.
416
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,216
You're welcome, Elijah.
[grunts]
417
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,226
[Elijah] Hey.
418
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,603
-Can I sit?
-If you must.
419
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,606
Uh...
420
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,442
Thank you for
doing that today,
421
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,778
And I'm really sorry
I blew off our plans
422
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,822
to go to
the Renaissance Faire.
423
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,240
It's not just about the faire.
424
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,662
You're always
hanging out with
Vee, Sophie, and Demi.
425
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:44,833
It feels like
we're growing apart.
426
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,710
No, no, no, no, no, wait.
We're not.
427
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,963
I could never
grow apart from you.
428
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,756
I see it more as...
429
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,424
our worlds expanding,
you know?
430
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,176
Yeah.
431
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,846
I guess that's what happens
when you get older.
432
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,390
That and you finally get
your trust fund money.
433
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,642
[laughs] The Hightower way.
434
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,479
I'm not saying to spend
less time with them.
435
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,273
It's just...
436
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,150
We came to
this school together.
437
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,486
I don't want to forget...
438
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,572
this.
439
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,198
We won't.
440
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,700
-And do you know why?
-Why?
441
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,869
Because you're
my oldest friend.
442
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,037
You'll always be my day one.
443
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,500
Well, we are
the beautiful people.
444
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,210
[laughs]
445
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,045
When you right, you right.
446
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,257
[exhales] Your Highness?
447
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,718
-Day one.
-Mmm-hmm.
448
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,475
Hanging out with you is
always an adventure, Billie.
449
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,227
Yep, that's like,
my whole brand.
450
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,230
Oh, before I forget,
451
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,149
Sophie wanted me
to give you something.
452
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,777
[gasps]
Autographed DJ PJ PJ's?
453
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,362
Oh, I love them!
Tell her I said...
454
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,740
[calmly] They're alright.
455
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,367
-[laughs]
-[electricity crackling]
456
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,952
Whoo! [chuckles]
457
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,580
Um... Uh, what's
happening there?
458
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,333
[sighs]
459
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,751
Just another fritz.
460
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:10,835
Oh.
461
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,378
I'm sorry I couldn't fix that.
462
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,339
I hope Dr Lugosi
can sort it out.
463
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,174
Me too.
464
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,760
Oh, maybe I can visit you
in Staten Island sometime?
465
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,512
Yes. And you can tell me
all about that Elijah.
466
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,806
I think he likes you.
467
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,017
Okay, okay, okay,
you've got to go.
468
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,101
[Billie chuckles]
469
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,269
-Bye.
-Bye.
470
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,361
-[strains]
-What's wrong?
471
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,488
I still think there's
something up with this mirror.
472
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,782
Just be careful, okay?
473
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,576
[Vee chuckles]
474
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,747
[chiming]
475
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,540
-[cracking]
-[gasps]
476
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,461
Uh-oh!
Demi's not gonna be happy.
477
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,547
I'll tell him
a garden gnome did it.
478
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,135
Uh-oh. Hmm.
479
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,474
[♪ eerie music playing]
480
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,817
[wolf howling in distance]
481
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,278
So after
I won Doctor of the Year,
482
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:22,740
Pickles,
my werewolf boyfriend,
came crawling back,
483
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,951
got down on one paw and...
484
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,244
proposed!
485
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,829
[screaming]
486
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:33,209
Congrats!
He did good, girl.
487
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,670
Yeah. The only problem is
he keeps burying it
488
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,922
in the backyard.
489
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:41,092
Uh, Dr. Lugosi,
about my fritzing?
490
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,095
Right, sure, your thing. Um...
491
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:48,349
I was stalling because
I don't have good news.
492
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,519
[sobbing] Oh, not my Vee!
493
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,564
It's okay.
494
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,150
Being a ghost isn't that bad.
495
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,985
Just make sure
you really like the outfit
you die in.
496
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,321
-I'm gonna be a ghost?
-No, no.
497
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,990
But the reason you're fritzing
498
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,659
is because you've been away
from Transylvania too long.
499
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:11,873
See, young vampires maintain
their powers by being
around other vampires.
500
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,416
[chuckling] Oh!
501
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,502
So she just needs
to go back home
for a little while.
502
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:20,006
Phew! That's good because
this is not your best look,
503
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,134
Oh, you are... adorable!
504
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:27,305
But you are not
Doctor of the Year.
[chuckles]
505
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,514
No, what I'm saying is...
506
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,349
Vee has to move home.
507
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,351
Forever.
508
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:39,275
And if I don't,
what will happen?
509
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,613
You could lose your powers,
or, you know, worse.
510
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,239
[exhales]
511
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,658
What?
512
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:49,786
But why would
the Vampire Council
let me leave
513
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,913
if they knew that
this could happen?
514
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,498
You're the first
teenage vampire
515
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,250
they allowed to leave
Transylvania in centuries.
516
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:59,545
I mean, no one knew
this was gonna happen.
517
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:01,589
I'd say you have
till the end of the semester.
518
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:05,802
So I have to
leave Wilson Hall.
519
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,888
I'm afraid so.
[clicks tongue]
520
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,848
Oh, sweetie.
521
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,518
Would a cockroach lolly
make you feel any better?
522
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,484
-Better make that a dozen.
-[Lugosi] Aw.
523
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,111
Actually, vampire cavities
are hard--
524
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,780
Enough doctor talk, Lugosi,
the girl needs roaches.
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