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♪ There's a hundred
and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation♪
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♪ Is finding
a good way to spend it♪
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♪ Like maybe♪
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♪ Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving
a monkey a shower♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
or locating
Frankenstein's brain♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent♪
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♪ Or driving
our sister insane♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
there's a whole lot of stuff♪
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♪ To do before
school starts this fall♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all!♪
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♪ So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all!♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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[laughs] At last!
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An Inator above
all other Inators!
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The one that will finally...
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Ah...
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-Oh, wait, hold on.
-What the heck, Dad?
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Looks like I can't finish
making your smoothie, sir.
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Norm, I told you not to use
the blender while
I'm powering up.
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Now I gotta walk
all the way down
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and flip the whatever that
thing is called.
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-The breaker, sir.
-No, you're the breaker.
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I'm the fixer.
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Sorry, Norm.
He gets hangry without
a smoothie.
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At this point, all my pain
sensors have numbed.
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[groans]
Looks like the whole
building's out.
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[gasps] Look at me
and my shorting power.
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It's so evil. I love it!
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Wait, we have a gym down here?
Ooh.
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[buzzing]
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Hey, the electricity's out.
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Are you powering that
treadmill all by yourself?
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Hi. Yeah, I'm just running
through my heartache.
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Look, I don't need
your life story.
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Spoiler alert,
you die at the end.
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Wait, start running again.
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[gasps] When you run,
the bulb lights up
with human power.
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[gasps] Ah-ha! I can use
human power to power
my end-all-be-allinator.
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I just have to channel
the energy to
my power bank upstairs.
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Norm, drop
an extension cord out
the window, would ya?
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[sighs]
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Okay, sorry, I was
not clear enough apparently.
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Find another extension cord,
but this time
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you hold on to one end of it.
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[Norm] You got it,
here it comes.
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-[crashes]
-[sighs]
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No, those are my clothes.
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This... This is why I have
so many extension cords.
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Okay, now tell me,
is one end of the cord
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plugged into the power bank?
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-Yes, do I jump now?
-No, no, no jumping,
no jumping.
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You know what?
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Just give the phone
to Vanessa.
Could you give-- Thank you.
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Vanessa, I have some very
specific instructions for--
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
I mean, if I don't harness it,
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this human power
is just wasted.
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Keep running, dude.
Keep running.
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That's all I've been able
to do since my breakup.
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Yeah, yeah,
tell your story running.
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Come on, keep it up.
Knees higher.
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Knees higher.
Oh, yeah, you got good form.
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We'll get you fitter
in no time,
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and nothing makes an ex
want you back more
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than a revenge bod, right?
Am I right?
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Hey, you're a pretty
good trainer.
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Thanks, man.
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Ah. That's the first time
anyone's actually
listened to me.
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-Norm, did you hear that?
-I wasn't listening, sir.
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But the power bank is charging
and the lights are back on.
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Hey, if I can get everyone
in town to exercise,
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I can tap into all
that free electricity,
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store up the surplus
and use it to take over
the Tri-State Area.
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I'm gonna need
a lot more treadmills.
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-[man] And I get
the revenge bod.
-Less talking, more running.
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-What you doin'?
-Ahoy, Isabella.
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Feast your eyes
on the asphalt wave.
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Ferb has discovered a way
to temporarily alter
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road surface molecules
from a solid to a liquid state
around the hull.
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Fascinating.
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Geophysics got nothing
on Ferb.
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-Okay, layman's terms.
-We can basically boat
the boulevards.
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We got the idea because
Candace and Jeremy
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are on a boat ride
at the lake today.
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-Oh, that's so romantic.
-I guess.
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But she specifically told us
not to go anywhere near them.
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So we're going to boat
on the roads.
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So we're just
plagiarizing them?
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It's not plagiarism.
It's an homage.
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-Potato, po-tah-to.
-Let's give her a whirl.
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Bon voyage!
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Hello, Agent P.
Doof has purchased a ton
of exercise equipment.
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Stair climbers, dumbbells,
smart bells, you name it.
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And he's been spotted around
town wearing... [shudders]
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...athleisure wear.
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I mean, is it athletic
or is it leisure?
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Pick a lane.
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What's even more disturbing
is this infomercial Doof
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has been broadcasting.
Hit play, Carl.
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Hitting play.
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Hate working out,
but also hate paying for it?
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Well, come on down
to Doofnasium,
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where I will personally
motivate you to pump
that iron for free.
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Check out these gains.
Thank you, Doofnasium.
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And guess what?
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You get all of this for four
easy payments of free.
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Zero. Zip. Nada dinero.
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And there's no cancellation
fee because you never have
to cancel.
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But don't do it for me.
Do it for them.
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♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Right now there's
an elliptical who needs you.
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Don't you have some time
to spare for these poor lonely
treadmills?
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I didn't save him.
He saved me.
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Again, it's free.
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I can't wait to use you.
I mean, see you...
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[all] At Doofnasium.
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[announcer reading rapidly]
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You should consult your doctor
before starting a new
fitness program.
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Doofnasium bears no
responsibility for...
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And it keeps going like that
for another 20 minutes.
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Get to the bottom of it,
Agent P.
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-Should I turn it off, sir?
-No.
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It's disturbingly compelling.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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♪ Do you want to be strong
as a tank? ♪
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♪ But you need a gym
that won't break the bank ♪
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♪ You'll sweat so much
that you'll really stink ♪
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♪ But when you see the results
you'll be sure to thank me ♪
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♪ When you come on down
to Doofnasium ♪
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♪ Don't sit on the couch
and be a lazy bum ♪
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♪ If you want things
that are crazy-ium ♪
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♪ Just come on down today ♪
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♪ Your membership
is free-sium ♪
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♪ We just want
your energy-sium♪
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♪ Don't make us beg you
Please-ium ♪
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♪ You'll win back your fiancé
who doesn't even deserve you ♪
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♪ Doofnasium ♪
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[♪ pleasant music playing]
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[engine roars]
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[sighs] What can be better
than this? A beautiful day.
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-A delicious picnic.
-And a romantic boat ride.
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I can think of something
better.
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Hey, Candace. Hey, Jeremy.
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Phineas and Ferb?
Oh, that is too bustable.
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Uh, Candace? Whoa.
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You guys are so busted.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You can
do it. You're almost there.
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Keep breathing.
She never loved you.
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Your gains are my gains.
And squat.
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[Perry chittering]
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Ah, Perry the Platypus,
it's you.
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At first I was like,
who is that scrawny wimp?
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But it was you.
Start pedaling.
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It's leg day, people.
Leg day. Whoop-whoop!
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Oh, great, it's not working.
[imitates air horn]
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[all] Whoo-hoo!
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[screaming]
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-We're losing them.
-We are not losing them.
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This chase is about
to get real.
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[all screaming]
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[both scream]
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Looks like we picked up
some gravel skiers.
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Looking good, guys.
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Ah, Jeremy, get my phone
out of my pocket and call
my mom.
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Your mom?
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Not, oh, I don't know,
the highway patrol?
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[cell phone ringing]
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-Candace?
-[Jeremy] Uh,
Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher?
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-Oh, Jeremy, is that you?
-Yes, ma'am.
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[Candace] Tell mom
she has to bust the boys.
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Is that Candace I hear
in the background?
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Yes, ma'am.
She wants to, uh...
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Oh, I know what she wants.
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[exclaims, sighs]
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[exclaims]
Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher,
Candace wants you to--
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So, Jeremy, how's your mother?
I haven't seen her in ages.
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[Jeremy] Um, my mother
is fine, thank you.
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Her hydrangeas look so good.
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Do you know what kind
of fertilizer she uses?
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-No, ma'am, but--
-[Candace] Hydrangeas? Jeremy!
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Yes, it's almost full!
Come on, people! Ha-ha!
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I have the power!
Time to fire
the end-all-be-allinator!
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I almost have too much power.
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Okay, that's enough. Wait, no!
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It's too much electricity!
It's gonna blow!
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Okay, gym's closed! That's it!
You're all buff enough!
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Stop, stop pedaling!
It's too much! It's too much!
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-[bulb breaks]
-[gasps] Idea! I'll plug
in more appliances
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to use up the electricity,
like this!
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-[whirring]
-[clatters]
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[zaps]
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This! This!
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-[zaps]
-Oh, come on.
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[zaps]
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[straining]
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-Ow!
-[beeps]
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[exclaims] Can we not do this
on the treadmill?
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We're just generating
more power.
Will you stop?
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-Listen to me!
-Hey, I think he's starting
another class.
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-Cool, I'm in.
-Me too.
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[buzzing]
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Oh, career plans?
Uh, probably a couple years
of community college...
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Jeremy, come on!
[gasps] The salon.
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Tell my mom she has to look
out the front window in
ten seconds.
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Uh, look out the window
of the salon in ten seconds,
ma'am.
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-Oh, alrighty.
-[Candace] Ten!
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Nine, eight...
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Whoa! Ahhh!
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Not all my electricity!
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Curse your gains,
Perry the Platypus!
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[zapping]
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Two, one, now!
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Oh, who turned out the lights?
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[distorted] Mom.
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh, looks like
it's overloading.
Everyone, abandon ship!
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[bell dings]
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-You look fabulous.
-But, but, but, but, but.
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You move us down here
because you discovered
an underground lake,
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but we have no way to
get around on it.
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Did you think a boat
would just ooze out
of the Earth's crust?
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[splashes]
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[air horn blares]
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