All language subtitles for Happys.Place.S01E17.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE_track3_[eng]

- Isabella, would you
mind signing this?

- Of course | will.

Now, | better not
find this on eBay.

- Did you enjoy that?

- | did.

- Oh, hang on.

You got my pen.

- Sorry.

- Whoa-ho.

You had my pen in your hand,
and it didn't bother you.

You have no idea
where this pen's been.

- And you just handed it back
like it was nothing.

Are you feeling OK?

Because you're acting OK,
and that has me worried.

- I'm fine.

I've been working really hard
on my germophobia.

| just told myself
how sanitary you are

and how often | see you
wash your hands.

- Oh, I'm impressed.

Wow.

It just goes to show you,
you can whip any problem

once you set your mind to it.

- Thank you.

That means a lot to me.

- I'm impressed, too.

Here, take my pen.

- That's OK.

- You know | wash my hands
all the time, right?

- Ignore him.

Steve just likes
to torture people

when he's feeling good
about himself.
It's cute.

- Well, he should feel good.

But we--the two of us,
not just you--

should probably
be more careful
when we comment

on his mental health progress.

- Oh, baloney.

Letting people know that
they're doing something great

never hurt anyone.

- Bobbie, did you really
mean it when you said

| could beat any problem
| put my mind to?

- 100%.

| believe in you.

- Thank you.

| needed to hear that,
because now

| finally have the courage
to quit therapy.

- J Sometimes it feels
like a big ol’ fight I

~ To get through the day f

f And sleep on
through the night f

~ But here
you'll find a place J

f That'll surely
lift your spirits f

~ You belong
at Happy's Place J

- | just feel so light,

like this weight has been
lifted off my shoulders.

- You look lighter.

- And now I'm gonna have
all this free time,

| don't know
what I'm gonna do with myself.

Do you need any help?

- No, I'm good, bro.

- And that is the real joy
of being your own boss--

freedom.

- Hey, what's up, Emmett?

- Gabby's loud phone calls
annoy me,

so | thought
I'd walk over here

and see if that
could change anything.

- [laughs loudly]
| can't!

[laughing]

- Nope.

- Emmett, do you need
any help in the kitchen?

- No, and stay out
of my kitchen.

- | still feel lighter.

Hil

- OK, that's weird.

Thank you for covering
for me, Takoda.

Yeah, | had to take
a pretty important call.

- Uh-huh.

- Pretty important
business call.

OK, someone just ask me
what for?

- What for?

- Thank you.

I've got a new side hustle.

| need to earn enough
extra money

so that | can do something
very special.

- Me too.

I've been taking
extra handyman jobs

so | can save up
to send my kids to camp.

What's your goal?

- To buy an espresso machine.
[laughs]

| mean, can you imagine
waking up in the morning

and not having to put on pants
to get a latte?

| mean, mm!
| love it.

- | thought you
gave up coffee--

something about your
body being a temple or a...

windmill or something.

- Emmett, | gave up
caffeine, OK?

Not coffee culture.

The frothed milk,
the hipsters,
the superior attitude--

| love it.

- So what's the side hustle?

- Oh, | recruit ambassadors
to sell Serenity bracelets.

- That's not a job.

both: Coal mining's a job.

Is that it?
Oh, yeah.

This right here?

Yeah, the Serenity team
gave it to me for free.

It has got cobalt and copper
in it.

cobalt for energy
and copper for grounding.

|! mean, look at me.

I'm energized,
yet so down to earth.

- You've been ruining
my peace and quiet

to hawk goofy bracelets?

- I'm not "hawking" them, OK?

All right?

lam recruiting ambassadors
into the Serenity family,

and then they...

hawk them.

- Well, do me a favor.

Find another spot
to make your phone calls.

OK?

- So you get paid

making people get other people

to buy things?

Money is crazy.

[doorbell rings]

- Hello?

Hello?

- I'm coming.

I'm right here.
Ahh!

[gasps]

What are you doing?

- OK, that scream woke me up.

If there's not blood yet,
there will be.

- Steve just materialized
in our living room

and scared the
Beanie Babies out of me.

- Since | don't have
therapy anymore,

| decided to come
see you, Bobbie.

| wasn't doing anything
to her Beanie Babies.

- You two, knock it off.

Can we just sit down?

- Mm, sorry, but | told
my blankets I'd be right back,

and they're super needy.

- Steve, what's going on?

You've never just dropped by
to see me before.

- No, but now that | have
all this free time,

| thought, who haven't
| talked to lately?

- Jesus?

| Know it's not me because
| talk to you every day.

- That's business talk.

| want us to get to know
each other better personally.

We never have the chance
to just stop and talk.

- Oh, my gosh,
what a coincidence.

| was just thinking,
| never get the chance

to just stop and sleep.

- [chuckling]
Like that.

| didn't Know you
were funny, Bobbie.

- [laughs]

OK, it's early, and | really
don't feel like talking, so--

- That's fine.

| can just talk about myself,
and you can listen.

Where to start?

To get to know me, you first
have to understand my father.

Take a seat.

It's Colombia, 1950s.

The dictatorship has ended...

[upbeat music]

- Hailey, you're asking
yourself the wrong question.

It's not, do | want
to be an ambassador

for Serenity bracelets?

It's, who could | be
if | wasn't so afraid?

OK, go ask your mom.

Welcome to the team, Hailey!

Boom!

That is 12 ambassadors
in three days.

- Where are you
finding these people?

- I'm not finding them,
Emmett.

The universe is causing
our paths to cross.

Mostly the dog park.

Ooh.

How much moola is my new
side hustle making me?

A “lot, eh."

[laughs] Get it?

Lat-te?

- After listening
to all these phone calls

for the last couple days,

I'm thinking maybe | should be
one of your ambassadors.

- Yeah, | love that.

- Do you know anything about
these bracelets, Takoda?

- No.

But | know Gabby.

And if | can help her
with her thing

and make some extra cash to
send my kid to summer camp,

that's a win-win.

- 13.

- Are you gonna do this
to Takoda?

- Do what?

Give him the keys
to a gold mine?

Give him a map to Easy Street?

- No, suck him into
your bracelet scam

so you can drink coffee
without pants.

- You don't know
that they're a scam.

- Do you know they're not?

- Hey, you know, it's not my
job to know, all right?

I'm not "60 Minutes," OK?

| just recruit people
to sell a product.

- You don't recruit them,
you convince them.

And you can do that
‘cause you're somebody

people can trust--

people like Takoda.

- Emmett,

| would never
use my magnificent

God-given ability
to win people over

to take advantage of others.

- Oh, you know what?

| forgot. That's right.

You've got one of
those magical bracelets

that keep you grounded.

- And energized!

[upbeat music]

- Morning.

You making coffee?

- Yes, |am, because
Steve's coming over

for the third morning
in a row.

And no,
| don't think it's strange,

so don't try to make me
feel guilty about it.

- I'll get it myself.

- I'm sorry | snapped at you.

Plus, | lied.

Steve coming over
every morning

is really starting
to get to me.

- Then just tell him to stop.

- Well, | can't do that.

All he wants to do is talk.

And how can you be friends
if you don't talk?

- Emmett finds a way.

- Plus, | feel like
| owe it to Steve.

I'm the one
that was encouraging him.

- OK, well, is he
the only one who talks?

Do you talk about your life,
too?

- No, not yet.

But he's almost to his
middle school years,

so I'm sure my turn's coming.

- | thought so.

This is a clear case
of trauma dumping.

- | was afraid
that's what it was.

- Of course you were.

Because as you know,

that's when somebody unloads
all their problems onto you

but never asks about
your life.

They're trauma dumping.

- Yeah, that's
dumbing it down,
but that's it, OK.

- He's not coming to you
as a friend.

He's using you
as a substitute for therapy.

- You think so?

[doorbell rings]

- | do, and | think
you need to stop this

because you're both being
cheated.

- OK.

Oh, and thanks for not saying
"| told you so."

- Well, certainly can't now,
So you're welcome.

- Hey, Steve, come on in.

- You seem serious.

What's going on?

- Well, it's just,

I-| don't think you should
keep coming over here.

- Why not?

- Well, when we talk,
it's a little one-sided.

We're not talking
like we're friends.

- Well, what is it?

- Drama humping.

- Excuse me?

- Yeah.

Yeah, you're treating me
like your new therapist,

and that's not OK.

- Oh, my God.

You're right.

That is what I've been doing.

- Yeah, it's OK.

It took me a while
to recognize it, too.

- This is embarrassing.

Don't worry.

| won't be coming
over anymore.

- Oh, please don't be upset.

- I'm not upset.

You don't understand.

| feel amazing.

- What?

- Yeah, you rejected me,
and I'm totally fine
with that.

It's like, talking to you,

it's something | can either
take or leave.

- Well, that might be fine for
you, but | feel a little hurt.

- Oh, don't be.

This is a good thing.

If this doesn't say,
| don't need therapy,

| don't know what does.

Thank you, Bobbie.

- Oh.

- No, I'm not there yet.

- | don't know if it's the
eight hours of sleep | got

or just being honest
with Steve,

but man,
| feel fresh as a daisy.

[sighs]
It's the sleep.

- | did the right thing,
didn't I?

| mean,
Steve's gonna be OK, right?

- You can never really
tell with these things.

But my gut tells me
he's gonna be just fine.

- Don't come in.
I'm not ready!

Stop. It's not ready.

You'll ruin the surprise.

- Oh, wow.

Well, you've sure
have been busy.

- Bobbie, you rejecting me
was just the kick | needed.

| realized | could use my time

to fix the stuff that
bothers me around here

while helping my friends.

- But--but Steve, Emmett said
specifically for you

to stay out of his kitchen.

- Right, with a wink.

- Emmett had his
spices organized
the way he wants them.

- This is better.

It's not only alphabetical,
but within each letter block,

As, Bs, and Cs,

it's organized by height,
then cap style, then color.

Cardamom, cayenne, cumin.

Tall, tall skinny, short.

Light brown, dark brown, red.
Black pepper, black pepper--

- Steve! Steve.

Slow down there.

| think you might be
sublimating.

- OK, I'm gonna stop
pretending to know

what you're talking about.

- It means when a person
redirects negative behavior

towards helpful
and productive activities.

- Is that bad?

- It's not good.

Because rather than addressing
the real problem,

he's pushing it away
somewhere else.

- Stay out of this, Isabella.

If | wanted to talk
with a therapist

with no license or training,

I'll hang out with Bobbie
again.

- But Isabella's just
trying to help.

- Well, | don't need any help.

I'm fine.

And you agreed that I'm fine.

And that's all | need to know.

- Remember the time
you told me
it never hurt

to tell someone
they're doing great?

That didn't age well.

- I'm really looking forward
to getting started

on these Serenity bracelets.

This camp for my kids
is getting more expensive

every year.

- Well, just make sure
you know what
you're getting into.

You don't want to
make a mistake.

- Well, | trust Gabby.

- Like that.

- What's up, good people?

And Emmett.

- You got everything set up?

| got a check
for the bracelets.

- No.

Um, there was a--

there was a little snag.

- What happened?

- | told the company
to go to hell.

- Wow.

Your perspective on this thing
really shifted.

- Mine too.

- Well, | started asking the
Serenity people
some questions,

you know?

Like giving them the old
"60 Minutes" treatment.

Like, why do you
spell copper with a K?

Are these bracelets Supposed
to burn the hair off my wrist?

And they--
they didn't care for that.

- And so you told them
to go to hell.

Good for you, Gabby.

- Thanks.

Actually, they may have
told me to go to hell.

It was a pretty heated phone
call, a lot of back and forth,

some name-calling.

Anyway, the point is,

1am out
of the fake bracelet business.

In fact, you know,

buh-bye.

It'll probably grow back.

- Well, | guess | got to get
myself some more handyman jobs

or find a cheaper summer camp.

- No, you don't, you know,
‘cause, um,

| realized that | don't
even want a stupid
espresso machine.

And | can always
put on pants, right?

- Exactly.

- And I'm gonna give you the
money that I've been making.

And you are going to use it
for your kids' Summer camp.

- No, Gabby,
you can't do that.

- Yeah, | can, Takoda.

And you have to
let me do this.

[whispers]
It's blood money.

But--
Don't argue
with her, Takoda.

She's got this magnificent
God-given ability

to win people over.

- My daughter made
this bracelet for me

last Summer at Summer camp.

| want you to have it.

- Oh.

- Thank you, Gabby.

- Well, look at that.

Finally got a bracelet
to keep you grounded.

- It's really beautiful.

- Yeah.

- Damn, we could probably
sell these for, like--

No, no.
No. No.

You wanted to see me,
Bobbie?
Yeah.

Come in. have a seat.

I've been a little concerned
about you lately.

- This is because of
what Isabella said.

- No, it's how
you've been acting.

That was quite the performance
over there.

- I'm fine.

That was a blip.

You were the one who said |
could handle things on my own.

- Yeah, but | didn't mean
you had to.

- OK. Thanks for the chat.

- Well, wait a minute.

l-| don't understand.

You were doing so good.
Why'd you quit?

- Because | want to.

- Now, that's a bunch
of bull crap.

- Then because
it's exhausting.

Every minute of every day,

| have to remind myself
to do this or not do that.

When you sit,

you don't have to think.

You just sit.
I...

have to tell myself

that I'm gonna be OK

if | sit or if | don't sit.

And | have to do
those thoughts
every second of every day.

- Wow, that is exhausting.

- When do | get to stop,
Bobbie?

When will | be fixed enough?

[sniffles]

- Steve, you're not broken.

Let me show you something.

You remember this?

- My old bottle
of hand sanitizer.

| haven't seen Patricia
in years.

- | found it
sitting in storage.

Makes you wonder
if sanitizer goes bad.

- Why are you showing me this?

- Since I've Known you,
you've gone from this to that.

- But | needed help.

| want to be able
to handle things on my own

like everyone else.

- [laughs]
Where'd you get that?

We don't handle things
on Our own.

No one does.

We rely on God and each other.

Just think of your therapist
as one of us,

except they know
what they're doing.

- Did | ever tell you
| threw my back out once

carrying this bottle?
No.

Is that why it's still here?

- Probably.

That was a good day
when | left it behind.

- Yeah, it was.

- | was really
proud of myself.

- You should be.

- Be ashame to stop now
that I'm so close.

- Steve, you can come talk
to me any time you want to--

just not early morning
or at my house.

- Thank you, Bobbie.

- You're most welcome.

- Have you been messing around
with my spices?

- I'm sorry,
| just did it ‘cause

Bobbie rejected me.

- | understand
what you're doing.

But in the future, I'd like
that you respect my space.

Thanks.

- See?

There's something you can
talk to your therapist about.