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[upbeat music]
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- Bobbie.
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You have to get her to stop
labeling the citrus wrong.
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- If an orange can
be called an orange,
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then a lemon
can be called a yellow.
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- What I'd give for one
normal opening shift.
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- Bobbie, can you
come in here, please?
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- Thank you, Lord.
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Surprise!
[screams]
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- [laughs] Gotcha.
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- What's going on?
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- Our six-month anniversary
of finding out we're sisters.
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| sent you
a calendar invite,
remember?
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- Yeah, | remember.
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Yeah, I--l--
| read all your emails.
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| even read the ones
when I'm sitting over there
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and you're sitting right here.
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- Yeah. [chuckles]
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| hope you like your gift.
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Who knew it would be
so hard to make something?
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- Oh, let's see what
this puppy is.
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It's a mug that says
“Ters" on it.
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- And | have "Sis."
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Sisters mugs!
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- Aw, would you
look at that?
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- So | know
it's only been six months,
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but | wanted
to give you something
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that says my sister is bold,
brave, beautiful,
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more than anyone
could ever want,
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and I'm so happy
we share DNA!
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- It says all that
in this little old mug?
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- Yeah.
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And it says,
“Made by Isabella"
on the bottom.
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- Oh. [laughs]
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- Do you like them?
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- | love 'em,
| love 'em.
They're so cute.
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It's just that | feel horrible
| didn't get you anything.
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- Oh. You didn't
get me anything?
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No.
That's OK. It's dumb.
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These are dumb.
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- No, it's not.
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Not--no--l--I'm kidding.
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Course | got you something.
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Really?
Yeah.
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It's just that I'm a--
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I'm not a morning gift giver.
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I'm a nighttime gift giver.
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So you better be
ready later, little missy,
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‘cause you're
going to love it.
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- Ah, | can't wait!
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Sisters! [laughs]
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- [laughs]
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Crap.
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- J Sometimes it feels like
a big ol' fight I
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~ To get through the day f
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f And sleep on
through the night f
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~ But here
you'll find a place J
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f That'll surely
lift your spirits f
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~ You belong
at Happy's Place J
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- Hey, Steve. You're good
with computers.
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| want to order this
and have it delivered
tonight, but look.
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See? They won't let me.
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- OK, you're not having
a computer problem,
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you're having a problem
with the concept of time.
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And | cannot help you
with that.
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- | mean,
this is a nightmare.
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- Hey, what's going on?
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Bobbie, are you OK?
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Did you get hacked?
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Did somebody steal
your identity?
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- Calm down.
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He said,
knowing she could never.
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She has to buy Isabella
a last-minute gift.
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- Oh.
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Is this what you're thinking?
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- Yeah, it's one of those
plug-in slideshow frames.
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I'm gonna put pictures
of the both of us in it.
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Cute, right?
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- So you're getting her
an iPhone?
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But it can't make calls
or look things up
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and it has to be
plugged into a wall.
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- Well, you're
a lot of help.
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- No, listen.
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Young people don't
consider stuff thoughtful.
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- Oh, really?
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Well, I've got
a homemade mug in there
that begs to differ.
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- Well, that's just because
Isabella knows you're old.
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...er than her.
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Yeah.
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Her generation,
which I'm basically in--
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[Steve groans]
Deh!
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Values experiences
over anything else.
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Like--like if | had a friend
who could take her skydiving.
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- Oh, my gosh,
that would be amazing.
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- | said like
if | had a friend.
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| don't.
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- You could get a tattoo
for Isabella.
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- You think she'd like that?
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- Well, she already has
a couple of cool ones.
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| mean, it Seems very her.
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- Oh, she's so brave.
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| can't even hear
the word needles.
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[shudders]
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- | didn't know you had
irrational fears, too.
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That's fun for me to know.
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- | think a tattoo
would be the excellent
anniversary gift.
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Look at me, coming up
with an idea as
thoughtful as the mugs.
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- | mean, | came up with it.
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- And | pay you, So Zip it.
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[upbeat music]
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- Emmett.
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Where is Emmett?
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- What do you need?
| can help.
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- |need to know
where Emmett is.
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Unless you want
to painstakingly go through
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the stats of yesterday's
game with me?
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- | do not.
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- There you are.
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- Thanks for
covering, Takoda.
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Hey, sure thing.
Where were you?
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I've been looking
for you for an hour.
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- You found me.
What do you want?
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- Well, now | want to know
where you were.
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- Nowhere.
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- What were you doing?
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- Nothing.
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- Did you notice
the peanut oil is low?
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- Would you two stop
with the questions?
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There are some things
a man likes to keep private.
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- That was weird.
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- | shouldn't have
shamed him about
the peanut oil.
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is
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- Nailed it.
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Isabella, can you
come in here, please?
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Surprise!
[screams]
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- [laughs]
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Did | get you?
Totally.
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And | don't know how
‘cause | could
see you hiding.
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- That's as low as my knees
will let me go down.
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[laughs]
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OK, gift time.
Open it up.
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- [squeals]
This is so exciting!
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- OK, wait.
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Some people may
think that gift cards
are very impersonal,
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but they're wrong.
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Gift cards can be
a very personal gift.
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- So it's a gift card.
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- I'm not gonna tell you.
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Open it.
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- | wanted something
that said,
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"My sister is cool
and colorful
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and a permanent blessing
in my life."
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- A tattoo.
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- | thought it could say
"sisters," like our mugs.
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- We're getting
matching sister tattoos!
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- We're getting what now?
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- What a beautiful symbol
of our relationship.
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- Yeah, about that.
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- | mean, all that pain
| used to carry around
about our dad,
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| just--
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I've struggled
with abandonment
issues my whole life.
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So thanks for being
the big sister
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I've always wanted
and helping me with that.
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- That's just what
| meant to do.
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Sisters!
Sisters!
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is
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- | think we should
do a Celtic symbol.
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Oh, like this one.
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The tree of life?
Mm-hmm.
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- It looks a little big.
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How about the leaf of life?
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- You know what?
I'll just make
the appointment.
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The pressure of
a looming deadline
will help us decide.
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- OK, then.
You go do that.
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[chuckles]
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- What the heck are
you doing, lady?
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- What does it look like?
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I'm getting a tattoo
with Isabella.
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- What about
your fear of needles?
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| mean, you can't
even get a flu shot
without a Valium.
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- I'm gonna get over it.
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- How?
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- Get me a needle.
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- What do | look like,
a nurse?
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God, I'd be a sexy nurse.
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When is Halloween
this year?
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- OK, so get me
a toothpick.
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Why?
So | can stick myself.
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That way, | can start small
and work my way up
to a needle.
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- Bobbie, why don't you
just tell Isabella
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that you don't want
to do this?
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- Because | do
want to do this.
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It means the world to her.
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| want to be the big sister
she needs me to be.
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Here she comes.
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- [giggles]
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Great news.
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Usually, this place
is booked for weeks.
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But this guy canceled
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because he got in
a huge fight with his wife.
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And now, there's two openings
for tomorrow night.
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Eek!
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Double eek!
[cheers]
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- [squeals]
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- [laughs]
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Ugh.
[sighs]
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- 24 hours to get rid
of a lifelong fear.
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OK, here goes.
[sighs]
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- Ow!
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Dang it! Dang it!
| hate it.
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- Bobbie, if you really
want to get over your fear,
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| can help you.
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- | can do it.
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| can do it.
[sighs]
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Ow!
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[groans] | honestly
don't know how
olives do this.
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is
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- [whispering]
Hey, Steve, come here.
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- What's with the whisper?
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Are you playing
hide-and-seek?
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Bobbie said we couldn't.
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- [whispering]
Emmett's acting weird.
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- So are you,
sneaking around.
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And cut it
with the whispering.
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- [normally] | overheard
Emmett yelling
on a phone
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about some kind of
an appointment.
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It sounded like
he was in trouble.
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- Oh, no.
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What if it's another
health scare?
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Or if he has
a secret family?
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Wait, that was Happy.
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- I'm sure if Emmett
needed help,
he'd let us know.
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[laughter]
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- We have to save him.
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- But we can't
break into his locker,
he's our friend.
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- We have to
break into his locker
because he's our friend.
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- Ah, step aside.
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- How did you know
his combination?
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- It's 1-2-3-4.
Emmett's a simple guy.
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- OK, you go through
his stuff. I'll make sure
he isn't coming.
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- But what am |
looking for?
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- Pills, brass knuckles,
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my coffee mug he loves
but swears he didn't take.
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- Uh, Steve?
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- Yeah?
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[laughter]
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[bells chime]
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- You are floating
on acool breeze,
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far away from earthly fears.
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[bells chime]
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Far away from anything pointy.
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[bells chime]
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Or pokey.
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[bells chime]
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Needles.
256
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,479
You're far away from needles.
257
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,941
Now, take a deep breath
in and out.
258
00:11:32,25 --> 00:11:33,568
[bells chime]
259
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,904
OK, Bobbie,
| need to hear you, OK?
260
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,31
Like this.
[inhales deeply]
261
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,699
[exhales deeply]
262
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,452
Sorry, | had egg salad.
263
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,582
- Do you have
a license to be doing
something like this?
264
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:51,127
- No, but | took
a Zoom class
during the pandemic.
265
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,713
OK? Now close your eyes.
266
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,964
Come on.
267
00:11:55,48 --> 00:11:56,49
[Bobbie clears throat]
268
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,133
All right.
269
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,138
Zibby zabby zobbie zoo.
270
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:08,895
Zabbie zabbie zoobie
zoobie zah!
271
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,730
You are floating.
272
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,774
You are safe.
273
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,567
You're floating.
274
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,319
You are safe.
275
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,739
Bobbie, look.
276
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,117
[laughs]
What the heck?
277
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,327
- [gasps]
278
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,411
- You were
poking me up a storm
279
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,38
and it didn't even bother me.
280
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,582
- See, now you can get
that tattoo with Isabella.
281
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,834
Oh, man, | am talented.
282
00:12:33,86 --> 00:12:34,462
And powerful.
283
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,382
- Yeah, you are. Huh.
284
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,842
- What? What is wrong?
285
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,387
- |--| don't know.
| should be happy,
but I'm not.
286
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,97
- Oh, quick,
lay back down.
287
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,515
The Great Gabby has
more work to do.
288
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,16
- No, no, no.
289
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,142
No, no.
290
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,353
It's not about
the needle anymore.
291
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,604
It's...
292
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,982
it's about the tattoo.
293
00:12:54,65 --> 00:12:55,358
| just don't want to get it.
294
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,651
- Why?
295
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,195
- | don't know.
It doesn't feel right.
296
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,281
Oh, man, what am | gonna do?
297
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,32
Our appointment's
tomorrow night.
298
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,158
- Bobbie, please.
299
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,868
Just tell Isabella
that you can't do this.
300
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,538
- Oh, right,
tell my baby sister,
301
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,623
who's just gotten over
abandonment issues,
302
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,916
that I'm gonna abandon her?
303
00:13:12,00 --> 00:13:14,502
- Oh, and get a tattoo,
even though you
don't want one?
304
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,586
[scoffs]
305
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,130
I've got a yin-yang
on my hoo-ha
306
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,07
that says that's a bad idea!
307
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,802
- No. I'm gonna
get out of this.
308
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,429
Gabby, clear your schedule.
309
00:13:25,54 --> 00:13:26,639
[bells chime]
It's clear.
310
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,142
is
311
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,562
[locker slams]
312
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,611
- Doing all right,
there, Emmett?
313
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,696
- I'm fine.
314
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,575
Need any help?
Nope.
315
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,122
- Then | guess
you're not
looking for these?
316
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,541
- What the hell?
317
00:13:56,85 --> 00:13:57,628
- Not at my spot.
318
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,382
- What is wrong with you?
319
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,551
- What is wrong with you?
320
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,928
Why didn't you just
tell us you were
taking tap lessons?
321
00:14:06,12 --> 00:14:08,431
We were worried
something bad
was going on.
322
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,433
- Why do you two
care so much?
323
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,935
- Because we're
your friends, Emmett.
324
00:14:13,19 --> 00:14:15,146
- Yeah, bro. Open up.
325
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,191
- [groans] Fine.
326
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,904
| wanted to learn
how to tap since
the first time | saw...
327
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,739
"Singin' in the Rain."
328
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,199
- Oh, my God.
329
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,992
- And if you two make
fun of me, | swear,
330
00:14:28,76 --> 00:14:30,495
| will tap dance
on your graves.
331
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,749
- And | will come back
from the dead to see it.
332
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,794
- | guess it was
my health scare that was
333
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,630
the kick in the butt
| needed to finally
sign up for lessons.
334
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,49
- | think it's admirable
what you're doing.
335
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,133
- Agreed.
336
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,344
Please continue
your tap lessons in peace.
337
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,762
- Yeah, well...
338
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,890
I'm not taking
tap lessons anymore.
339
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,266
- Why?
340
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,18
- | got kicked out.
341
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,770
Apparently, you're
not allowed
342
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,64
to holler in the studio
when you mess up.
343
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,525
The kids tell their moms.
344
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,403
- I'm sorry.
345
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,487
- | was trying to find these
346
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,988
so | could throw them away.
347
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,616
- Emmett, wait.
348
00:15:11,77 --> 00:15:13,871
You're not the only one
who's had an affair with...
349
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,40
dance.
350
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,85
[upbeat music]
351
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,380
- So why are you
here again?
352
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,132
- Oh, she, uh...
353
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,968
she just wanted to come
check the place out for us.
354
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,720
Yeah, you know these
tattoo parlors can be
kind of seedy.
355
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,431
Right, Gabby?
Oh, yeah.
356
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:35,893
Yeah, there is
a danger element that
you may not be aware of.
357
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,939
Oh, damn,
this place is nice!
358
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,900
- Isn't it?
It got great reviews online.
359
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,193
Except for this one guy
360
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,903
who was mad it rained
the day he came in.
361
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,656
It's like,
take it up with God.
[chuckles]
362
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:49,740
I'm gonna go check us in.
363
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,200
[Bobbie laughs]
Oh, man.
364
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,36
This place is classier than
where | get my mammograms.
365
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,835
The plan was for you
to find something
wrong with this place
366
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,880
so | had an excuse
not to have to
go through with this.
367
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,964
Quit saying it's nice.
368
00:16:05,47 --> 00:16:07,842
- Well, I'm sorry,
but this place
is flawless.
369
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,887
The places | usually
go get a tattoo
are down by the docks
370
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,348
or under a bridge
or in some guy
named Terry's garage.
371
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,602
All right,
so--So what should we do?
372
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:18,853
- You're gonna have to
373
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,438
find something wrong
with the tattoo artist.
374
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:24,25
- Easy-peasy,
yellow squeezy.
375
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,111
Isabella told me
that the guy's
name is Maverick.
376
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,446
[scoffs] OK.
377
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,281
All right,
there's definitely
gonna be something off
378
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,365
about this guy.
379
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,161
[cheers and applause]
380
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,454
- Damn stroke.
381
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,373
Clean up on aisle five!
382
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,627
OK, who's my next victim?
383
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,961
- So you're Maverick?
384
00:16:44,45 --> 00:16:45,379
- |am Maverick.
385
00:16:46,88 --> 00:16:48,382
- He's Maverick!
[laughs]
386
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,10
Which is so
good and cool.
387
00:16:51,93 --> 00:16:52,512
- There something wrong?
388
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,13
- [chuckling] No.
389
00:16:54,96 --> 00:16:55,556
Nothing | can say out loud.
390
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,766
Gabby, thoughts?
391
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,601
- Everything looks
great to me.
392
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,685
- Really?
393
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,770
- Yeah.
394
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,314
| mean, there's just
something about
this guy, right?
395
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,609
Do you have a wife
| can steal you
away from? [laughs]
396
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,319
- Are you kidding me?
397
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,695
- | know what it Is.
398
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,73
Something about me makes
this one uncomfortable.
399
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,700
- Me? No.
[laughs]
400
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,285
I'm not uncomfortable.
401
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,579
- No, she's
not uncomfortable.
402
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,540
[laughs] I'm
not uncomfortable.
403
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,958
- lam. [chuckles]
404
00:17:22,41 --> 00:17:23,751
I'm a little flushed.
[giggles]
405
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,213
- Are you sure?
406
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,07
Nothing about me maybe
gets under your skin?
407
00:17:30,91 --> 00:17:32,677
Maybe makes you
a little nervous?
408
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,345
Maybe it's my hair?
409
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,597
Or maybe it's my goatee?
410
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,810
Or maybe it's the fact that
| don't wear a damn watch?
411
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,770
- Um, well...
412
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,648
- I'm just kidding.
413
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:49,193
The stroke hit my left side,
but I'm right-handed.
414
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,30
- And you use
that hand, right?
415
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,241
- Oh, yeah.
416
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,909
You see all of these?
Uh-huh.
417
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,703
- | did those with this.
418
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,663
- [chuckling] Oh, gosh.
419
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,416
It's your situation,
you own it, and | love that.
420
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,875
[laughs] Hilarious.
421
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,169
- Oh, | like to mess
with new customers.
422
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,88
You got to take whatever
life throws at you
423
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,756
and have fun with it,
am | right?
424
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,49
Yes.
Yeah.
425
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,927
When life hands you yellows,
you make yellow-ade.
426
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,597
- OK, who's up?
427
00:18:18,97 --> 00:18:20,725
- My biggest,
best-est sister!
428
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,643
- OK, Red,
looks like you're up.
429
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,228
[Bobbie groans]
430
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,106
- Nothing's stopping me,
not even my good friend.
431
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,109
- Oh, wait, wait.
432
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,820
Isabella, | don't know
about this guy, huh?
433
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,822
| mean, you know,
he's just too...
434
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:35,906
handsome.
435
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:39,869
Too charming.
436
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,955
| mean, marry me.
[giggles]
437
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,832
- Oh, forget it.
438
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,84
Honey, | don't want
to get a tattoo.
439
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,336
- You don't want
to do this with me?
440
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,545
- No, honey, | don't.
441
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,464
And it's not because
you've had a stroke.
442
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:52,715
- What stroke?
443
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,09
| just fell asleep
on my arm.
[Gabby giggles]
444
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,637
- I'll fall asleep
on your arm.
445
00:18:59,55 --> 00:19:00,222
- You know what?
446
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,767
You look like a gal who
could rock a snake tattoo.
447
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,811
- Well, | may not rattle,
but | can sure shake my tail.
448
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,606
[upbeat music]
449
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,861
- Why didn't you just
tell me you don't want
to get a tattoo?
450
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,447
- | didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
451
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:20,34
| mean, my family's
already caused you
so much pain.
452
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,620
- You haven't
Caused me any pain.
453
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,122
- Well, not me. Daddy.
454
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,875
- Well, what does our dad
have to do with it?
455
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,503
- Well, you said that
these tattoos were
456
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,588
all about your
abandonment issues.
457
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,48
- Oh.
458
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,967
I'm sorry if anything
| said made you sad.
459
00:19:37,51 --> 00:19:39,762
But Bobbie,
this tattoo isn't about
460
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,932
the 24 years
| didn't have with Dad.
461
00:19:43,15 --> 00:19:45,643
It's about the six months
I've had with you.
462
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,437
Really?
Absolutely.
463
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,65
And they've been the best
six months of my life.
464
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,610
- Oh, Isabella,
that's the sweetest thing
I've ever heard.
465
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,71
Oh, | love you.
466
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,323
- Now, let's get
out of here, all right?
467
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,700
| don't want you
to get a tattoo
468
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:01,951
that reminds you of the past.
469
00:20:02,34 --> 00:20:03,577
- | don't want that, either.
470
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,872
| want a tattoo
that celebrates
you and me right now.
471
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,582
- What are you saying?
472
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,210
- ! Matching tattoos
are back on J
473
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,04
O
Yay! "
474
00:20:14,88 --> 00:20:15,89
Wow!
475
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,633
Wow, this
six-month anniversary
476
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,635
has been a real
emotional roller coaster.
477
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,12
- Right? OK.
478
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,890
Hey, tattoo guy,
we're ready now.
479
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,143
- You two will have
to wait your turn.
480
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,602
I'm with another woman.
481
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,524
- I'm getting one
that matches my hoo-ha
on my yoo-hoo.
482
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,900
[laughs]
483
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,819
[gasps] Whoo. Yee-haw.
484
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,70
[laughs]
485
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,197
[upbeat music]
486
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,700
is
487
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,76
- So what do you think?
488
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,202
- What is it?
489
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,871
- Oh, we both got hearts.
490
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,122
- Like our mugs.
491
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,375
- Except this time,
mine says "Sis."
492
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,127
- And | took "Ters,"
which is fair.
493
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,628
- Yeah.
494
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,839
- | also got a tattoo.
495
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,509
But it's another one
| can't show at work.
496
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,846
- Where's Steve and Emmett?
497
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,347
- Oh, yeah.
We want to show them, too.
498
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,183
- | haven't seen them.
499
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,728
["Tea for Two" playing]
500
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,439
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