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Big one.
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The common cold can knock you out. But
did you know that the leading
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prescription cold remedy is more than 70
% alcohol?
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or that it can make you light -headed,
woozy, even hallucinogenic.
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Whoa.
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I think we need a doctor.
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Yeah. We're sick.
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Check it out.
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Cool.
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Yeah!
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Hey.
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Somebody fit the tent.
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Yeah.
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Now this is feel -good music.
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This video tells a message.
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Yeah. The message is, Vince Neil is a
wuss.
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Yeah. That guy from Danzig would kick
his ass.
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Hey, butthead, what does a doctor feel
good in?
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That's like when the doctor makes you
cough and he puts his fingers on your
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nads.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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Oh, yeah?
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You don't have a female doctor, do you,
Beaver?
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This video has fire and cars.
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Yeah, and tattoos.
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And leather.
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Now all it needs is some chicks.
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Then it would be cool.
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Yeah.
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Fire,
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fire, fire.
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Cool.
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This isn't as cool as Scarface.
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Yeah.
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This was before the music revolution.
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Hey, this looks like that Les Miserables
poster in Mrs. Diggy's class.
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Yeah.
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This Les Miserables looking thing sucks.
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This guy does everything by himself.
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Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
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He's talking about choking his chicken.
Yeah.
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He's talking about spanking his monkey.
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Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
Sweat!
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Sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat,
sweat.
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I'm pretty cool sometimes, huh, Beaver?
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Who
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wants
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cheese on the... Medium?
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Medium well?
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That's cool.
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Number 83.
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Number 83.
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Pickles?
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Pickles?
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Cool.
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And what is your problem?
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I kind of have a fork stuck in my head.
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Ow!
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We're number 83, and we need the leading
subscription cold remedy.
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We're, uh, like, thick or something.
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I have not gone on break
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in two hours and 15 minutes.
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And what is your problem?
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We're sick.
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Feet?
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Look, room seven, strip down to your
underpants, wait for the doctor. I'm
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on my break.
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Cool.
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Doctor said, rectum? It nearly killed
him.
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Nice wedgie, dude.
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Look, it's a thong.
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That's cool.
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Wow, okay. So you boys have bad colds,
right?
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She saw your butt.
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Shut up.
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Uh, yeah.
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We have bad colds. Probably like ammonia
or something.
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So we need rest, fluids, and the leading
description, cold remedy. A big bottle.
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Well, we'll see, Mr.
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Butthead. How about we start with you?
Just hop up on the table over there and
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let me take a quick look in your ear,
okay?
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Well, what I actually said, Mr.
Butthead, was in your ear, not in your
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So maybe you could, you know...
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You can call him Crisco, because he's
fat in a can.
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Shut up, Beaver.
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Hey,
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hey, I'll tell you what. Let's just cut
this short, okay? I'll give you each a
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quick antibiotic injection, and you
should start feeling better very soon.
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No leading inscription cold remedy?
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No wild cherry or cold grape goodness?
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No, I never prescribe that stuff. It
tends to make patients kind of
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Ah!
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What a wuss.
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Sometimes they even get high or
hallucinate.
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Alright then, you can get dressed now if
you'd like. In fact, I'd really
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appreciate it if you'd do it as quickly
as possible. And the nurse will be in
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momentarily with your bill.
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This sucks.
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No medicine, no buzz, nothing.
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Yeah, I'm starting to feel better.
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What a rip -off.
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Hunter?
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Where's the pickles?
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Where's the pickles?
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Check it out, Venus.
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It's us dudes on Stewart's lunch clock.
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This video needs, like, more explosions
and close -ups of butts.
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Yeah.
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They should have somebody come out and
start kicking this guy.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah.
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They could kick him.
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And punch him, too.
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Like Ice Cube.
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He could come out and kick all these
guys.
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That was cool.
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He said,
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hangin'.
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If this toad licking thing works, we're
not going to even need the leading
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conniption cold remedy.
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Anything yet?
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Are you sure you're licking right?
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Yeah.
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I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an
awesome buzz.
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Tastes like chicken.
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Here, Toadie.
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Yes!
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Whoa.
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Trials of life.
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Why do you think they call them animals?
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Yeah.
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Volume one, hunting and escaping.
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Order now.
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Operators are standing by.
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Whoa, baby.
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How did that happen?
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Cool.
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These guys are pissed off.
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Yeah, they've got a bad attitude.
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That's cool.
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This is the coolest video I've ever seen
in my life.
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His beard is cool.
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It's King Tut from Batman.
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