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fashioned stone tools, keen hunting skills, and incredible survival savvy,

indigenous peoples of the South American rainforests have survived for centuries

in dignity and peace, virtually untouched by the hand of modern man.

Whoa, topless tribeswomen.

Oh, they're flat.

Yeah, but they're still cool.

Today, the biggest threat to these noble people comes from the encroachment of

civilization and the rape of the rainforest known as clear -cutting.

Cool.

Timber.

Yeah.

Black

cowboys

are cool.

Cool money.

Whoa. These guys kick ass.

Snow is cool.

Yeah.

Thanks to us, a lot of brothers need to come back to this very day.

Whoa,

these guys twirl.

Is this like the village people?

Wild, wild west.

Wild, wild west.

The wild, wild west.

Whoa.

She's almost naked.

That's cool.

Fire, fire, fire.

Check it out. It's pussy galore.

Is that that chick from that movie about that guy?

With those numbers?

Yeah.

He's got two zeros in his number so that he can kill people.

That's cool.

Yeah.

James Bong.

He said Bong.

They said bong.

Check it out, a toilet.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm an idiot.

We should have a toilet installed right in front of the TV.

That would be cool.

We could put a uriner right next to the TV.

Yeah.

That sucks when you have to take a leak.

You gotta, like, leave the room.

Yeah. We could just take a leak right here.

They don't have enough toilets in videos.

Yeah.

They need more toilets in videos. That would be cool.

Yeah.

Like more of those uriners.

Yeah. Those are cool.

That's it.

Broken -hearted, paid a dime, and only farted.

That's cool.

Hey, check this out.

For a good time, call Beavis' mom.

Yo, it says here, for a great time, call Butthead's dad.

Gross.

Come here, dude.

You ready?

Uh -huh.

This is going to be cool.

Yeah.

Okay, on three.

One, two, three.

Whoa,

that was cool.

As Butthead wounds Beavis' inner child, it all happens next.

Hey, Vern.

Excuse

me,

boys. Y 'all wouldn't know anything about a couple of kids.

Blowing up the men's room crapper with a quarter stick of dynamite, then

stealing half the snack bar's candy into commotion now, would you?

Looks like we here at Bubba's Nighttime Discount Security are gonna have to

teach you boys a thing or two about respecting other people's property.

But let me tell you something.

This here is going to hurt me a whole crap load less than it's going to hurt

you.

Ow! My foot! Ow!

Ow!

Cool.

Check it out.

Toes.

Cool.

Look.

This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy stayed home.

This little piggy had roast beef.

And this little piggy shot a big asshole through his foot.

You're a genius, butthead.

Yes!

This kicks ass.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

Breaker, breaker, here comes the gaper.

Hey, these guys are white.

Yeah.

Danny Bonaduce.

Yeah.

That's that dude from the family.

No way, that's that dude in the kid in the block.

No, that was Donnie Wahlberg. Oh, yeah.

That dude's a wuss.

Hey, Beavis, are you Irish?

These

dudes

are scary.

That chick has a beer belly.

Yeah.

I like chubby chicks.

Hey, check it out. It's that chick from Star Wars.

Yeah.

Princess Lamy.

What's this video about?

It's about drama club chicks.

Yeah, I got a part for her.

Is this like one of those college videos?

Yeah.

College sucks.

I sure could go for a double jelly -glazed fudge cruller, know what I mean?

Help me!

Help me, please!

Help me!

He's naked.

Don't forget to scrub your wiener.

What? Boob.

Yeah.

I like when chicks wear shirts that are so tight you can see their boobs.

That's cool.

Look at those thingies.

Ew, baby.

Come to butthead.

Phil Rudd is cool.

He's better than that old fart they got now.

Shut up, fart knocker. That guy they got now is cool.

Yeah, but the Phil Rudd kick.

ACDC rules.

Kick ass.

Ooh,

baby.