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Biological processes for 800.

Part of the body responsible for the creation and organization of the

impulses which when processed form the basis of intelligence.

What is the but, Alex?

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Sure, I'll share my mother's scarf.

But my mother's tampon?

No way!

Change it. The face of evil.

The soul of terror, the body of a babe, flesh monster, the bone -chilling story

of a motorcycle -riding, eye -gouging, brain -eating zombie sex kitten who just

happens to be insane.

Now playing at a crappy drive -in or second -rate multiplex near you.

Whoa, we're there, dude.

Yeah.

Dun -dun -da -da -da!

Da -da -da!

There's a big fat dude with hairy shoulders.

That's cool.

He's going to buy some candy.

Not if you was the last immigrant girl on earth, honey.

Son of a brisket, my interest is spit on your haircut.

Can you help me?

Look at all those big thingies.

I like when you can see the bottom of the thingies.

That is cool.

Whoa.

These are like grudge chicks.

ringworm in my nose once.

It was pretty cool.

Hey,

Beavis, let's pretend we're dead.

No, it's only three dollars that you've got a car.

Look. What?

Look.

Look, I'm stroking my wiener.

Oh, man, get a napkin, Pud.

Gym teacher's handkerchief.

That's cool.

Nothing in here.

No.

No. Bingo.

If this van's a -rockin', don't come a -knockin'.

Whoa, Beavis, look.

Ew.

That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart -covered -est butt I ever saw.

Yeah, his is pretty ugly, too.

You boys think you got a problem with my butt?

I'm gonna kick your butts all over this drive -in.

This

spawn

of hell sucks.

Yeah, he's not nearly as scary as this butt.

but all my sorority sisters are naked and, like, decapitated.

Something's not right here.

Duh. Boy, she's stupid.

I hope nothing, like, bad is going to happen to me. I know. I'll take a

Yes!

You boys ready to die?

Help. Help.

saw these guys on the street, you wouldn't even know that they're cool.

Your butt's weird looking. Shut up.

Kind of looks like baloney.

Shut up, dude.

With pimples on it.

Hey, butthead, why are you so interested in my butt?

Uh, have you heard that new GWAR album?

Here she comes.

These chicks look like guys.

Yeah. That one's not wearing a bra.

Hey, butthead. I heard that these chicks' grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne.

No way, asswipe.

They're Elvis' kids.

Oh, yeah.

I get the one on the left.

You get the ugly one.

Alright,

war!

Gwar, Gwar, Gwar.

Gwar, Gwar, Gwar.

Gwar kicks ass.