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The youngest one liked girls.

But

they

didn't sleep alone.

Hey, butthead, look what I found yesterday.

Whoa, where'd you find it? Anderson's house.

Let's burn it. No way, toad smoker.

You can buy stuff with these things.

You can, like, go to the Olympics and buy mountain bikes and cars and stuff.

Can you buy BB guns?

I think so.

We're there, dude.

Woo, dog.

Yeah, that's a good thing about them possum minnards. Still good the next

Look at this.

What a bunch of... Crap.

Yeah.

These

guys

played at the state fair last year.

Yeah. Remember?

Right before the pig races.

Yeah.

Remember that one with the big nads that hung way down?

You mean the bass player?

No, Beavis, I'm talking about the pig.

Oh. Sorry.

You're pretty funny, Beavis. Yeah.

I heard these girls bang elves.

Hey Beavis, would you bangle her?

Why does she keep looking up?

These are the kind of girls that won't talk to us.

Yeah.

These are a bunch of rich chicks.

Yeah.

They're afraid of our love.

Let's buy some animals.

Yeah.

That would be cool.

Credit cards are cool.

Well, I sure am looking forward to this.

All the old boys are going to be here this year.

Dick, Peter, Rod, Johnson.

Well, I haven't heard a rumor that old John Thomas might show up this time.

Where's his butt?

Excuse me, can I help you boys with something?

Yeah, I want to buy this thing.

This thing sells for $2 ,400.

Now, why don't you boys... I'll take two of them, then.

Look, if you don't want me to call security, then... Oh, I see.

Well, would you like anything else today?

Yeah, we want some dogs.

Okay, well, we have this wonderful golden retriever here. He's 100 %

and pedigreed. He comes from a long line of award -winning retrievers and makes

an excellent hunting dog. I can show you his papers if you... Look, he's got a

boner. We'll take him.

Okay, will there be anything else today?

Yeah, cats.

Tell me y 'all don't got us a room on the first floor close to the bar and you

and I are going to tangle.

I think we can accommodate you, sir, cash or charge.

I believe I'll use the old plastic.

Huh?

Damn it!

Where the hell's my credit card?

Damn it!

I'm going to miss the opening ceremonies.

Do you tell any dead animals?

No. Well, actually, I take that back.

We do have a couple of chinchillas in the back that didn't quite make it

shipping. I'm sure we could cut you a real good deal.

Cool.

Hey, these dogs are

homosexual.

Okay,

that comes to $6 ,275, sir.

And how would you like to pay for this?

With this thing.

Damn it, damn it, where the hell is it?

We don't even have enough cash to get home.

Say, honey, weren't you using it to get into the tool shed after those boys

locked you out?

Sir,

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Well, don't worry, dear.

There's always next year.

Welcome to the credit world, dude.

That was cold.

That was cold.

Whoa, that's cool.

Fire is cool.

Yeah.

Fire is cool.

Cool. It's dead.

It's flat.

Dead animals are cool.

This is that guy with all those last names.

Hey, butthead. How many last names do you have?

Just one, dude.

Head.

That was cool.

This guy really does suck.

And he's white.

What a whiner.

Yeah. This guy's always complaining.

I guess I would complain too if I sucked.

Yeah. How come you don't complain?

Shut up, bunghole.

Hey, Beaver.

What is that thing?

Pop. Pop.

Pop.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Pop. Pop.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop.

Pop.

They want the right news.

Hot dog.

No little girl of mine is giving no hundred dollars to no county recovery

campaign. And that's that. But, Daddy, by sending in just $25 a month, you can

feed and clothe and educate an entire family.

Why don't those people just get credit cards?

Then they could eat all they wanted.

Maybe they're stupid.

Yeah.

Hey, what are we going to do with all these animals?

Let's take them to Anderson's house.

Yeah, it's a leash we could do.

Keep the birds, though. Yeah.

These birds are cool.

That one's cool.

Polly want an Alka -Seltzer?

That dude looks pissed.

Yeah.

Soundgarden kicks ass.

These guys are cool.

Hey, butthead, check this out. I can sing just like this guy.

I'm gonna break my... I'm gonna break my rusty cage.

Sounds pretty cool, Beaver.

It's that old dude with the pitchfork.

That would be cool. It'd be like Trip.

And the pitchfork went right in his stomach.

Settle down, Diva.

You're going to soil your drawers.