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Bones, I've got an injured crewman here, and you've got to do something. You've

got to do something.

Captain, there is a limit to what one man can do.

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc... Oh, yeah.

I'll get right on it. Hey, Beavis.

What?

Beavis. What? Those guys better look out for the Klingons near Uranus.

Look. Chicken sandwich.

Cool.

Dead mouth.

Cool. Eat it, dude.

You eat it.

Let's go inside.

I got an idea.

It's the right...

Change it quick.

No way.

Check out this wuss.

It's the right kind of love.

That was cool.

Vanilla ice sucks.

Is this one of those Levi's 501 commercials?

Yeah.

Change it.

Change it, butthead.

Come on, butthead. This sucks.

Change it. This sucks.

Hey, butthead. She wants it. Yeah.

And I'm going to give it to her.

Billy Gibbons has a long beard.

Do you think he has a long Johnson?

Does he have a Don Johnson?

Yeah.

Don Johnson is married to that chick.

Check it out, butthead.

Is that that dude that killed all those people?

No, Peckerwood. That's a dude from All My Children.

Whoa. The dude from All My Children killed people?

No, that was a dude from Rock.

Oh, yeah.

He's cool.

Better change

it, dude.

This video's telling a story.

Yeah.

Story time.

Hello?

You know, back in Baton, we could have fed 600 men in the time it's taken you

ham and eggers just to take my order.

We'd have had you boys digging latrines.

Now, I'll talk slow so you can understand me.

Large fries, pie, large coffee, pronto.

You got me good, buddy?

Y 'all got that in there?

Large fries, pie, large coffee?

Y 'all got that in there?

Large fries, pie, large coffee?

I need, like, fries and, like, a pie or something.

Cool.

What? What?

Check it out. Mouth burger and French flies.

Extra crispy.

bad service, you gotta complain.

Squeaky wheel gets a greasing.

That does it. I'm going in, and when I'm finished, they'll be sorry this old

sailor was ever born.

Ow!

You wussy!

Seymour Butts?

Anyone here Seymour Butts?

every Thursday afternoon before I go to the foot doctor, and I'm waiting out

there 20 minutes.

Hey, you look kind of familiar.

You ain't the kids that spray -painted my dog last week, are you?

Uh, that was, uh, other kids.

Well, anyway, large fries, pie, large coffee, now.

You got me, Bubba?

Uh... I didn't order, uh.

I ordered large fries, pie, large coffee.

Now get them out of the fryer and call...

It's ready.

Uh, here.

It's, uh, it's free, I guess.

Say, tell me something.

That boy ain't right in the head, is he?

Nope. Now, don't get me wrong or nothing. I think it's great that y 'all

the reject.

Hell, it keeps him off the street and away from my place.

Know what I mean?

There you go, dude.

Oh, well, okay then, buddy.

I'll see you next week then.

By the way, you really ought to trim these shrubs out here and maybe run an

edger up here by the curb.

I could just do it for you boys if you don't have the proper equipment.

Okay then, I'll see you all later.

He's going to eat a fried mouth.

And bugs.

And he's coming back later.

I know where there's a dead raccoon.

Cool.

Nipple rings are cool.

He said, uh,

uh, uh, what did he say?

It was cool.

Yeah.

Tattoos are cool.

Yeah. I'm going to get one.

And it was cool.

You could have, I'm a wuss, tattooed across your butt.

Shut up.

You think those guys are touching each other's butts?

Did

you

know when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt?

That's cool.

Pay attention, Beavis.

Codesmoker.

Bootsy.

Bootsy kicks out.

This is cool.

That tattoo is cool.

That's not a tattoo, dumbass.

That's just one of those outfits that's real tight so you can see her butt and

her boobs.

Whoa, check it out. She's glowing.

Like the dudes in that Close Encounters movie.

Yeah.

Chode Encounters of a turn kind.

That movie was stupid.

He's from outer space.

This is giving me a

headache.